Pha Phather for consideration as Elder

[Khem]

 
So there's this new constitution right? And I got nominated for this whole newfangled Chamber of Elders right. So I figure I should make a thread pointing out why my election to such a body would be a good plan. I won't sit here and tell you to vote for me because I am the wisest or the smartest or the most eloquent Taiji. I will however say that if you wish to have a voice for the middle path in the legislative body you could do no better than myself. I make this promise now: If elected I shall serve the people of Taijitu with honor, I will serve the people with a sense of balance, I will serve the people with the spirit of fairness. Most of all I shall serve the people with open dialogue and consensus building. I do hope this brief message has swayed you if only slightly to my side and if not I support you anyhow. So come time for casting your ballot I do hope you shall consider me at the very least.
 

[Allama]

Where do you stand on the hot-button issue of peyote vs. LSD? Voters want to know!

[Khem]

I support both, though LSD less of a frequent consumption.