DAILY DELEGATE ORDERS: For a better Yesterday

[St Oz]

It's official, the reign of terror has begun, your favorite dictator is back. Now here's my thread of changes to be made for today

DELEGATE ORDER NO. 002: Historical Preservation Order 12/05/2015

All gold, crown jewels, and other valuables will be stored in St. Oz's personal vault for historical prosperity.

DELEGATE ORDER NO. 003: Urban Revitalization Act 12/05/2015

All Taijitu buildings require special building permits, billable to St. Oz's offshore account the Citizen's Treasury. Any buildings in violation of building permit requirements have 3 months to be bought by St. Oz and his business partners bring the building to code.

DELEGATE ORDER NO. 004: Cultural Levity Act 12/05/2015

All Taijitu Citizens must include a joke in their proposal which pleases their Delegate. Proposals that are not pleasing to St. Oz will be expunged from his memory.

[Red Mones]

 

[Khem]

 

[Of The US]

ALL HAIL THE GREAT SHAKOZI!!!!!

[St Oz]

DELEGATE ORDER NO. 005: Bureaucratic Reorganization Act 12/06/2015

All proposals sent to the Delegate's desk will be used as a coaster for a week, but not consecutively with other proposals until processed through the proper channels.

DELEGATE ORDER NO. 007: Psychological Study and Scholarship Fund 12/06/2015

All psychology tuition rates are cut 50%, and all current psychologists are ordered to work tirelessly with lawyers to declare St. Oz too insane for legal consequences but competent enough to avoid asylum.

DELEGATE ORDER NO. 008: Raider Amnesty and Outreach Program 12/06/2015

All Taijituans who believe they suffer from the mental illness of Raiderism, a common copy-cat disorder with false pretenses of grandeur and more susceptible to entitled white guys with an internet connection and new found political beliefs, are now forgiven. They may also call defenders fat once a day until they are in right mind to be normal entitled white guys with an internet connection who band together in a beautiful display of teamwork to prevent something that could be prevented by a newer, better anti-griefing policy on a website. But I digress, statistically speaking, we're all fat aren't we (even just a little)?

DELEGATE ORDER NO. 009: Obesity Report 12/06/2015

We could all use a little diet and exercise if we want to live longer and feel better. Said/thought every doctor we ever encountered ever.

DELEGATE ORDER NO. 010: Freedom of Information Act 12/06/2015

All information and correspondence as to the inner workings of Taijitu Government will be published through a hip new app called the recycle bin, where the data is free to be at last not confined by folders in a filing cabinet.