If you talk like The Master, or are the Master, probably not. So you need to! If you wish to become a member of the Church of Pha and have access to our Phaurches and Phahalla, then apply here! This is a roster of the current members:
Phather Myroria
Phather PoD Gunner
Phather Sovereign Dixie
Layman OT > Martyr OT > Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT [following the promotion from 28.11.2006 Anno Phae]
Initiate TCM (?) > PhaNun Mother TCM [following the 'Acceptance of Females' Decree of the Phatherhood]
Slightly Enlightened Brother Moxsen
Initiate Eluvatar > Cardinal Eluvatar [promoted 2006 A.P.]
Cardinal Towelie (Ryazania, wherever the hell he went) [promoted 2006 A.P.]
PUR, hander of Bad Drugs [gained entrance 2007 A.P.]
Enlightened One Xyrael [gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Tallmann [gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Korinna [gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Latia Nova [gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Solnath [gained entrance 2007 A.P.]