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A cannibalistic hot dog!
« on: April 21, 2008, 11:32:53 PM »
I can write! Watch me:
Once upon a time there was a cannibalistic hot dog who ate himself, all hot dogs, and a kid who smelled like hot dogs.
The moral of the story: Don't eat too much hot dogs, or you'll end up like the kid at the end of the story.
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Re: A cannibalistic hot dog!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 11:55:12 PM »
A good story!
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We keep our weapons super destructive, but they're never used unless our national security is threatened, our foreign trade blockaded, we are invaded, our planetary colonies invaded, or our capital is nuked.-President of The Most Powerful Nation In The World (TMPNITW), G-Day Rawlings-
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If there's a way in, there's a way out. The only circumstance where there's no escape is when you are targeted by ten snipers at the same time.-Mars Military General, Godrin Yawler
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Re: A cannibalistic hot dog!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2008, 11:55:25 PM »
A good story!
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We keep our weapons super destructive, but they're never used unless our national security is threatened, our foreign trade blockaded, we are invaded, our planetary colonies invaded, or our capital is nuked.-President of The Most Powerful Nation In The World (TMPNITW), G-Day Rawlings-
:o
If there's a way in, there's a way out. The only circumstance where there's no escape is when you are targeted by ten snipers at the same time.-Mars Military General, Godrin Yawler
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Re: A cannibalistic hot dog!
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2008, 11:55:57 PM »
psst. I'm just posting to get credits. Nothing bad about that, eh?
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We keep our weapons super destructive, but they're never used unless our national security is threatened, our foreign trade blockaded, we are invaded, our planetary colonies invaded, or our capital is nuked.-President of The Most Powerful Nation In The World (TMPNITW), G-Day Rawlings-
:o
If there's a way in, there's a way out. The only circumstance where there's no escape is when you are targeted by ten snipers at the same time.-Mars Military General, Godrin Yawler
:panda:

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Re: A cannibalistic hot dog!
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2008, 11:56:23 PM »
A good story!
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We keep our weapons super destructive, but they're never used unless our national security is threatened, our foreign trade blockaded, we are invaded, our planetary colonies invaded, or our capital is nuked.-President of The Most Powerful Nation In The World (TMPNITW), G-Day Rawlings-
:o
If there's a way in, there's a way out. The only circumstance where there's no escape is when you are targeted by ten snipers at the same time.-Mars Military General, Godrin Yawler
:panda:
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