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Offline Vasp

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Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« on: July 14, 2007, 03:11:35 PM »
1. Something fishy's going on here
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2007, 05:39:52 PM »
Where's the nearest bait shop?
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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2007, 06:38:43 PM »
Ya got me babe. Hook, line and sinker.     :D
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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2007, 08:11:17 PM »
wanna go fishing?
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2007, 07:48:49 AM »
Hey, babe, can I get a little... tail?
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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 06:50:28 PM »
Nice tail, wanna f***?
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Offline Meridianland

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 07:48:14 PM »
Do you want a tuna sandwhich or fish sticks for lunch?
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Offline Trey

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2007, 08:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Allama on July 16, 2007, 06:50:28 PM
Nice tail, wanna f***?

You sure that's not a good thing to say?  There are some slutty mermaids out there, you know.
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Offline Manzinita

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 04:47:33 AM »
You want lemon with your fish and chips
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Offline Trey

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 06:28:10 PM »
I'm going to take you to a special anniversary dinner...*proceed to take mermaid to Red Lobster*
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 06:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Trey on July 17, 2007, 06:28:10 PM
I'm going to take you to a special anniversary dinner...*proceed to take mermaid to Red Lobster*

ROFL!!!
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Offline Trey

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 06:30:58 PM »
So, exactly where do I put my...you know...
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 06:32:00 PM »
again, that is funny.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 06:32:58 PM »
Can I have your sister for dinner(I mean, over for dinner)?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Things you wouldn't say to a mermaid....
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 05:52:02 AM »
That's a whale of a tail!
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