the NO YOUR WRONG! game

[Allama]

No, you're wrong.

Superman would be done about 5 minutes into the confrontation.  Bruce Wayne is approximately thirty times more intelligent than Clark Kent and would find a way to incapacitate him with kryptonite long enough to finish him off.  None of that "fatal flaw in the plan allowing Superman to escape and save the day before the blow is struck" bullcrap; Batman would plan for all contingencies.  All of Superman's allies would be too afraid to come to his rescue, so that's right out.  Batman would KICK HIS ASS.

DC is better than Marvel.     (<--- totally setting you up for what I want to hear)

[New History lovers]

No, you're wrong.

Marvel is obviously much better because they have a much more interesting flagship hero: Spiderman actually has weaknesses, something that makes him human, which makes him obviously a character more identifiable to the human brain.  Also, most DC movies just absolutely suck, while Marvel movies, such as Spiderman, X-Men, Fantastic Four, etc., are excellent pieces of cinema in general.

The Stargate does not exist.

[Algerianbania]

New History, you have just lowered yourself to a new low.

The Stargate most definitely exists. Some of the top scientists of the University of New York have researched the topic thoroughly. They have concluded that the Stargate does exist. In fact, they published their findings in Time Magazine, for the entire world to see. If you don't read time magazine, then you are not human. Time Magazine is without a doubt the most holy of holy magazines. Pick up a freaking copy. Anyway, the scientists concluded the Stargate is in your very back yard. I am befuddled to know that you do not look into your very own back yard. I mean its right there. You must be either blind or do not have a life. So in conclusions, the Stargate exists, you are not human since you do not read Time Magazine, you are blind, you have no life, your brother slept with your girlfriend and Steven Seagal is trying to kill you. I rest my case.



See Bob run. Run Bob run.

[Sovereign Dixie]

 You are quite mistaken, Bob is not running as Bob can not run, he has no legs. He lost them in a bizzare BDSM accident involving a camel, 2 midgets, and an un named cast member of "The View" Bob only wishes he could run, the poor bastard.

 Beer is the most amazing beverage ever conceived.

[Larry]

No, you're wrong.

Beer may have a desirable taste, but it has many undesirable side-effects. Thousands of people die every year after drinking alcohol and trying to drive home. Millions of people daily wake up with hangovers and feeling ill. Furthermore, it doesn't actually dispel thirst, and overconsumption can be devestating to your health. Consider, instead, milk. It's healthy, it's natural, and it tastes great with cereal.

The world was created in six days by a higher being.

[MythicalPuma]

No your wrong

In fact, that was such a stupid statement, I have nothing to say to you. ID loser. Christan freak. STOP PUSHING YOUR RELIGION ON ME!!!

Milk is healthy, it's natural, and it tastes great with cereal.

[New History lovers]

No, you're wrong.

Milk is a horrible drink for your health, because of the chemicals now put into cows to make more milk.  Also, for lactose intolerant people, like me, it is very bad for your health and tastes horrible with cereal.  Also, the chemicals make it non-natural.

The United States won the Cold War.

[Tacolicious]

No Dice my friend...

Russia won the cold war. Who knows more about cold then the Russians? The Americans? Pff.. I think not. America has some snowy regions but also a lot of places that never see a single flake of snow. Now think about Russia, all areas of Russia get snow. Now it just seems to me that people who get a lot more snow would know a lot more about fighting a cold war. In fact Russia won the cold war but since Russia now controls the world's media they just never mentioned anything about it to you so that people would stay in line and not rebel against the new overlords since they can just pretend to be the old overlords and keep things going smoothly.

The sun is not God

[Larry]

No, you're wrong.

Without God, we would not exist. Without the sun, we would not exist. God is an outside force that watches over the Earth. The sun is an outside force that watches over the Earth. God has the power to destroy the world. The sun has the power to destroy the world. God is... unimaginably hot? Okay, the comparison starts to fall down here. Just trust me.

2+2=4

[Tacolicious]

Nope

2+2=4.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000....
All numbers are infinite so the 0's just keep going... at some point there might be a 1 or maybe ever a 5 in all those zeros which means that it isn't actually 4

The next poster is not a total loser

[MythicalPuma]

Oh, so this is the post that killed my thread. No worries, I'll freely admit to being a loser.

You are such a moron, though I thank you for attempting to improve my self esteem.

I am very obviously a loser because I play Guild Wars, D&D, and am looking into playing Modern d20. I love Avatar, I don't think playing with my little brother and sister is lame. I work at a taco place. I spend most of my time playing video games. I hope that is enough for you.

Whoever wins the Super Bowl are the best football players in the world.

[Tacolicious]

Quite enough =] Just wanted to see how someone would respond to the challenge of writing of themselves as a total loser. Call it devil's advocate if you will... Anywho, to the matter at hand.

Nope, You be wrong...

The fact is that the super bowl only allows human and non-mutant players to play. For real football skill you need to look at the RFL (Robot Football League) and the CNFL (Chuck Norris Football League) did you know Chuck Norris can kick a football so hard it never lands... that's all kinds of points right there... and as for the robot football players, comparing their skill to a normal human player simply does not compute.

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

[Allama]

Not true, my friend!  You are wrong.

All you have to do to make it drink is deny it any other source of moisture until it gives in.  Biology trumps stubborn horse brains any day of the week.

The more hair a man has, the sexier he becomes (a la Samson).

[Tacolicious]

No you're wrong.

There is in fact a critical mass of hair, which if not properly cared for becomes non-sexy for any man to have. Once this point is passed they will have no option but to do something with their hair or forever be shunned by the lady-types.

All great practical jokes should involve at least some bloodshed

[Algerianbania]

I expected more from you Taco.

All practical joke need not at least some bloodshed. Nay, they need a lot of bloodshed. Tell me, which is more satisfying, seeing a goat receive a small cut from a razor, or seeing that same goat be disemboweled, and hearing its cries and moans for mercy?

The cookie is greater than the pie.