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Offline Larry

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #60 on: July 03, 2007, 09:37:50 PM »
Just "what's the difference between a duck?"

This is one of the nonsensical riddles that my dad (and grandad) loved plaguing me with as a child. The answer is, apparently, "one of its legs is both the same".

What has a head, four legs, and a brick in the middle?
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #61 on: July 03, 2007, 09:38:47 PM »
Brick Man?
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #62 on: July 03, 2007, 10:08:41 PM »
Nah, a bed. The brick was just to make it harder.

Time for an easy one! What's greater than God, worse than the Devil, the rich man wants it, the poor man has it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #63 on: July 03, 2007, 10:10:24 PM »
Nothing.

What posts faster than Larry?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #64 on: July 03, 2007, 10:11:58 PM »
Some kind of robotic super-Larry.

Is this a question?
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #65 on: July 03, 2007, 10:12:51 PM »
No...and the answer to the previous question was Larry2.

Can I do this?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #66 on: July 03, 2007, 10:16:22 PM »
Probably.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #67 on: July 03, 2007, 10:17:14 PM »
Both of them can be black?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #68 on: July 03, 2007, 10:19:50 PM »
Neither can ride a bicycle.

How many beans make five?
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #69 on: July 03, 2007, 10:24:45 PM »
Five.

What time is peanut butter jelly time?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #70 on: July 03, 2007, 10:33:07 PM »
All the time?

I'm hard yet soft, I'm solid yet liquid, I'm jelly, what am I?
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #71 on: July 03, 2007, 10:51:17 PM »
Do you really want me to guess?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #72 on: July 03, 2007, 10:52:57 PM »
Nah, sorry, I realise that's probably too hard for most people.
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Offline Trey

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #73 on: July 03, 2007, 10:54:02 PM »
No, I mean it might be censored.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #74 on: July 03, 2007, 10:57:30 PM »
Censor away, if you must.
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