Pet Peeves

[Akka-Wakka]

I could find this anywhere, and it's quite fun.

Just say what your "Pet Peeves" are.


PP: Not enough topics to post in.

[Bara]

When people say "OMG!" or "WTF!" WHEN THERE NOT IN THE FUCKING CHATROOM!

[Akka-Wakka]

PP: This forums lack of decent smileys!

[kor]

Taxes. 

[Allama]

People who use "gay" as an insult.

[kor]

Faith Pimps.

[Allama]

Hypocrites and politicians, being very nearly mutually inclusive.

[Bara]

peolpe who group themselves, then when someone outside of the group comes in, they all focus there hate on them.

[Akka-Wakka]

PP: Casual Swearing

[Bara]

Just for akka

Reine]
Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

[Xy]
12?

[Reine]
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

[Al']
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!

[Emp]
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Al]
Shut up fat boy!

[Emp]
Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!

[Reine]
Emp! Did you just say the 'F' word?!

[Emp]
Jew?

[Al']
No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you
fuckin' fat ass.

[Reine]
Al'!

[Emp]
Why the fuck not?

[Reine]
Emp!

[Twitchy]
Dude, you just said fuck again!

[Reine]
Twitchy!

[Larry]
(muffled) fuck

[Reine]
Larry!

[Emp]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Reine]
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Emp]
How would you like to suck my balls?

*big gasp from whole class*

[Reine]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

[Emp]
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
*pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"

(Twitchy) Holy shit dude.
 

[I smell like Coconut!!]

PP: (this will be a hypocritical statement) hypocrites & ppl who beat around the bush when trying to tell someone something...

[Mahasoor]

we can list more than one right?

the inability to differentiate between their/there/they're and your/you're and to/too/two

and

people who sneer at the love of learning or the joy of reading (and the reverse of that and the people who scoff at those who enjoy math related activities).  Good-natured ribbing of these activities is different.

Another pet peeve = people who don't acknowledge when you let them merge into your lane of traffic.  COURTESY IS CONTAGIOUS PEOPLE.  CONSIDER MY LANE LIKE THE FLU, YOU JUST CAUGHT IT.  NOW PASS IT ON, DILLHOLE.

[Mahasoor]

Oh, and a HUGE pet peeve of mine...

people who refuse to let you be right no matter what.  for example you may have a cherry coke in your hand and you request they purchase a six pack at the store.  they will then spend five minutes insisting, quite seriously, that there is no such product as cherry coke available in the market and that you're mistaken and stupid and clearly need to go to the store yourself to find out how wrong you are and omg it's impossible to buy a product that doesn't exist EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR HAND.  GOD THAT PISSES ME OFF.  You can even get in an argument about whether the sky is blue or, hell, neon green.  That's like top on my list of pet peeves.

(the above example is not a hypothetical scenario, that argument lasted all the way to the grocery store and he didn't admit defeat even when I shoved the six pack of coke at him)

[Akka-Wakka]

PP:  The cold

[Mahasoor]

jaywalkers!