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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2007, 02:39:55 AM »
....I'd ban baseball as it so tedious.....
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Offline Barceleroth

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2007, 04:25:33 AM »
Quote from: Daimiaen on April 13, 2007, 02:39:55 AM
....I'd ban baseball as it so tedious.....

I'd make sure people didn't get out of elementary school with such poor grammar.  :P
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Offline Solnath

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #47 on: April 13, 2007, 05:51:59 AM »
C'mon Bar. Even Vera got out of elementary school. I think. >:D

I'd think long and hard whether I had a right to intervene with someone else's creation.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2007, 06:43:40 AM »
Quote from: Daimiaen on April 13, 2007, 02:39:55 AM
....I'd ban baseball as it so tedious.....

I'd use my godly powers to make the game far more exciting and interesting since I have no particular interest in watching baseball players and peanut vendors go out of work merely to save mortals  boring experience. This way it's win/win
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2007, 06:55:17 PM »
I'd make everything slightly better on fridays...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #50 on: April 13, 2007, 07:30:55 PM »
Quote from: Daimiaen on April 13, 2007, 06:55:17 PM
I'd make everything slightly better on fridays...

Congrats you just made saturday the worst day of the week, I hope you're happy  ;D
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #51 on: April 14, 2007, 12:28:26 AM »
I'd have my name written in forty foot high letters in the sky so no-one could argue or fight about it....
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Offline Ryazania

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #52 on: April 14, 2007, 01:24:32 AM »
I would introduce capitalism to the Medieval World and say..

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #53 on: April 14, 2007, 04:55:12 AM »
make the queen pope
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #54 on: April 14, 2007, 04:11:02 PM »
Make the pope queen!?!!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #55 on: April 14, 2007, 08:42:25 PM »
I'd pope the queen...
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #56 on: April 14, 2007, 08:45:29 PM »
I'd queen the.....no...I am not going there..... O:-)
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Offline Barceleroth

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #57 on: April 14, 2007, 09:15:01 PM »
I'd stop Roosevelt from having implemented the New Deal.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #58 on: April 14, 2007, 09:51:06 PM »
I'd make George Bush have been born in Guatamala....
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #59 on: April 15, 2007, 02:38:11 AM »
I'd keep Dr. Sam Beckett from leaping home until he believed in me and decided he'd rather leap for eternity setting right what once went wrong.
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