If I were God I'd...

[Tarrotown]

Create a Zombie plague and watch the fun unfold, posting the results on Youtube.

[Varkour]

I would:
- make sure Stoke city wins the Champions League.
- Make vegetables taste better
- Kill Ronald McDonald

[Allama]

Here's my plan:

All you need to stay healthy and fit?  Tortilla chips, chocolate, and booze.  'Nuff said.

[Algerianbania]

Make my girlfriend love me a little bit more.

[Solnath]

Great respect you have for her feelings there.

[Khem]

i would have sex with many mortal women and they would become pregnant with my half god children like zeuses kids.

[Tacolicious]

I'd make Solnath's new avatar dance

[Khem]

id give ^ an avatar of me

[Solnath]

I'd make Solnath's new avatar dance

D'you mean Fabio or Chae Yeon?

[Bobby]

If I were god I rent a movie that hasn't been made yet, and release it on the internet.

[Tacolicious]

Pirating movies has always seemed like it should be a more swashbuckling affair to me.

[Solnath]

...give a lot of people superpowers to stir shit up.

[Khem]

i would create a superpowerful nemesis to give ^'s superpowered people a reason to band together.

[LLANYDERN]

I'd make the world smoother (get rid of those pesky hills (I hate walking up and down hills)) and have the places I want to go be surprisingly close together (i.e. "who knew you could walk to st petersburg from Aberystwyth in 5 minutes") make it so I was never late to anything (nor too early just the right amount of early) and make the world Dyspraxic.

[Algerianbania]

I would stop Goth and Emo's from commiting suicide only to make high power executive businessmen hang themselves.