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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2007, 07:03:59 PM »
Create a Zombie plague and watch the fun unfold, posting the results on Youtube.
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Offline Varkour

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2007, 07:14:33 PM »
I would:
- make sure Stoke city wins the Champions League.
- Make vegetables taste better
- Kill Ronald McDonald






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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2007, 07:16:35 PM »
Here's my plan:

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2007, 10:38:48 PM »
Make my girlfriend love me a little bit more.
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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2007, 10:58:37 PM »
Great respect you have for her feelings there.
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Offline Khem

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2007, 10:59:21 PM »
i would have sex with many mortal women and they would become pregnant with my half god children like zeuses kids.

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2007, 11:11:59 PM »
I'd make Solnath's new avatar dance
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Offline Khem

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2007, 11:54:11 PM »
id give ^ an avatar of me

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2007, 12:18:53 AM »
I'd make Solnath's new avatar dance

D'you mean Fabio or Chae Yeon?
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Offline Bobby

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2007, 12:28:42 AM »
If I were god I rent a movie that hasn't been made yet, and release it on the internet.

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2007, 05:53:23 AM »
Pirating movies has always seemed like it should be a more swashbuckling affair to me.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2007, 06:11:25 AM »
...give a lot of people superpowers to stir shit up.
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Offline Khem

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2007, 10:42:28 AM »
i would create a superpowerful nemesis to give ^'s superpowered people a reason to band together.

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Offline LLANYDERN

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2007, 02:54:12 PM »
I'd make the world smoother (get rid of those pesky hills (I hate walking up and down hills)) and have the places I want to go be surprisingly close together (i.e. "who knew you could walk to st petersburg from Aberystwyth in 5 minutes") make it so I was never late to anything (nor too early just the right amount of early) and make the world Dyspraxic.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2007, 03:22:06 PM »
I would stop Goth and Emo's from commiting suicide only to make high power executive businessmen hang themselves.
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