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Offline Tacolicious

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If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« on: May 18, 2007, 05:23:00 PM »
If I had one millions monkeys working at one million typewriters I'd have them write the greatest letter to the editor ever
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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2007, 06:52:50 PM »
If I had a million dollars, I'd take you all out to dinner.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2007, 06:56:51 PM »
If I got taken out to dinner I'd make it cost a million dollars  ;D
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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2007, 07:16:46 PM »
If I had a single wish, I'd make sure everyone knows who they truly are.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2007, 07:22:59 PM »
If I had a lot of money I'd just find a group of bored looking people, throw them $5000 and tell them to have an adventure. No strings attached, I'd just be happy to know that they had a crazy unexpected adventure.
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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2007, 09:55:30 AM »
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to kill me, I'd have exactly one dollar.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2007, 01:35:12 PM »
If I had a tommy gun I'd dress up like a gangster and roam the streets hassling shop keeps for protection money
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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2007, 01:59:13 PM »
If I had any motivation or musical talent, I'd become some kind of rock star.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2007, 01:21:55 AM »
If I had a plush panda doll, I would trade it for a real panda.
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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2007, 06:56:00 AM »
If I had some ham, I could have some ham and eggs, if I had some eggs.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2007, 03:41:58 PM »
If I had a better computer I'd be playing better computer games
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Offline Trey

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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2007, 05:01:34 AM »
If I had a PS3 I would be too busy playing that to play NS
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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2007, 11:16:17 PM »
If I had a [CENSORED], I'd [CENSORED] [CENSORED].
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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2007, 11:25:48 PM »
I concur, If I had [CENSORED] I'd [CENSORED] [CENSORED] too.

If I had the balls, I would have kissed the girl by now.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: If I had [X] I'd [Y]
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2007, 10:28:13 PM »
Hellooooo?  Can someone else notice this post?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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