Hello and thank you for welcoming us into your region.
Some may say that Krapickstan has had a troubled history however we prefer the term entertaining. The nation was first formed in 1904 when a group of English explorers stumbled upon the nation and taught the natives how to use rifles how to build sturdy homes etc and generally turning them into civilized people however in 1906 the explorers were shot dead and skinned and later given as a sacrifice to there donkey god "Rufus" (this followed the explorers unsuccessfully attempt of introducing Christianity).
From those humble beginnings Krapickstan has come along way having had been ruled by around 130 people over the past 100 years the most famous of which General Krull whom lead the revolt against the invading Russian forces during the late 70s, the Russian forces retreated after learning that there helicopter gunships had been shot down using no more that a toothpick some string and various types of chewing gum.
Todays krapickstan is a very productive country accounting for 20% of the worlds arms market and renowned for its local delicacy of donkey ears. its also among the few countries never to accept Christianity or any other religion for that matter and continue to believe in the donkey god Rufus whom will soon return and cleanse the world of bad things.
