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Title: Hi
Post by: PumpkinQueen on July 23, 2007, 12:00:13 AM

Hi. I'm new. I'm Khab's daughter. I like fudge! :clap:
Hi Soly :)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: kor on July 23, 2007, 02:05:56 AM

Welcome to Taijitu! Make yourself at home. We are a fun bunch, and maybe a little weird at times. Have Fun! ;D

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khem on July 23, 2007, 02:18:34 AM

Oh my aren't you just a cute little bubble of fun!
Love your avatar. How do you feel about Unicorns?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khablan on July 23, 2007, 02:57:59 AM

Oh sure she's terribly cute.  Adorable, even.  _{Just beware of the claws.  Shhhhhh.}  And guys - lookee but no touchee!  Remember I have a spatula!   :D

Alright, dear daughter, now that you're here, I'd better fill you in on the golden rules. 
1.  Never engage in a battle of wits with Soly.  He never loses.
2.  No hitting with spatulas below the belt.
3.  Never dis mom's cookies.

Now here's a good link - the Community Office (http://forum.taijitu.org/community-office/0/) is a handy place to visit.  Inside there is the Help Desk (http://forum.taijitu.org/community-office/the-help-desk/0/) where you can ask questions, and the Guide to Taijitu (http://forum.taijitu.org/community-office/guide-to-taijitu/0/) where we keep a list of all the forum's hotspots.

And be sure to join us on our pirate cruise - I've already shown you where that is on the General section!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: PumpkinQueen on July 23, 2007, 07:05:52 AM

Oh, thank you so much. Cute little bubble of fun? Never been called that before lol. Unicorns...hmmm. I'm not crazy about them, personally.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: OF JUSTICE AND FREEDOM on July 23, 2007, 07:49:27 AM

I have a small question, where did you all first heard about this game? I has a very diverse user base...

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: PoD Gunner on July 23, 2007, 07:57:52 AM

Hello Sister, welcome to the place which makes your mother loose the nights... ;)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: PumpkinQueen on July 23, 2007, 08:02:34 AM

Lol, thank you. Yes, we all know she's crazy. Did you know she's invented a whole new level of nuts? Like walking down the hall at 4 AM yelling at herself for talking to herself?_{ssssshhhh...i didn't say that!}

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 23, 2007, 08:32:19 AM

ROTFL! I wish my mom was nuts in such a funny way...

Wellcome, I am the region's naugty one but that spatula your mom has is kinda initimidating... to a steak.

How come you used pink text in your first posts? It shows badly on white backgrounds and it sort of rapes the eyes of an observer.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 23, 2007, 08:36:48 AM

I like unicorns almost as much as ponies.

Edit: And yes, pink text = rape. But rape = great, so I won't complain.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 23, 2007, 11:24:26 AM

Umm... soly? I hope you aren't the least bit serious...

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 23, 2007, 11:26:50 AM

I am, the concept of unicorns is pretty adorable.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 23, 2007, 12:12:02 PM

I was more thinking of the second and third statement...

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Allama on July 23, 2007, 02:52:02 PM

Hello and welcome, Pumpkin!  I will think of Memoirs of a Geisha every time I call you that, I swear.

Feel free to nose around and enjoy the forums!  If you have any questions, feel free to contact me or follow the links your mama gave you (or the one in my signature).  Glad to have you!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: PumpkinQueen on July 23, 2007, 08:19:26 PM

Ahhh. Sorry. I have a thing for pink :)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 23, 2007, 11:18:23 PM

We noticed.  And don't worry, Mama Khab, we'll be angels.

:-P... O:-)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 08:28:38 AM

'cause you'll be dead. And servants of God without free will, nyah!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 24, 2007, 12:39:35 PM

Oh, and what's the best thing one can do with one's lips? I can think of at least two things better than smiling that I can do :-P

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 03:37:49 PM

Crack awful jokes/puns and?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khem on July 24, 2007, 04:53:27 PM

Kissing obviously.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Allama on July 24, 2007, 04:59:45 PM

Damn, and here I was thinking he meant turning book pages when your hands are busy cooking.  ::)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 05:05:39 PM

I was going to state both opinions, but Alex says, "Kissing is nice enough to tie with smiling, but I'm not sure which is better as smiling can make more people happy at a time." Max remains censored.

(Note: confused?)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Allama on July 24, 2007, 05:11:05 PM

Good point, dearie.  I do, however, think we should de-censor poor Max.

(Note: Not particularly.)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 05:13:11 PM

/me blinks.
 
No, we shouldn't.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Larry on July 24, 2007, 05:52:09 PM

Quote from: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 05:05:39 PM

(Note: confused?)

Wait, yes. What?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khablan on July 24, 2007, 05:55:50 PM

I think I like Alex.   ;)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 05:59:43 PM

I like their synthesis.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 24, 2007, 08:37:04 PM

I was thinking something slightly along the lines of this smiley: :-P and with this one as an effect ::)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 08:38:03 PM

What I had intended to do earlier was put a strike line through the  :-P and replace it with the  O:-), but that didn't work.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 08:43:47 PM

I wasn't. At all.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 10:19:29 PM

Ok, then...*Trey backs away from menacing avatar.*

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: PumpkinQueen on July 24, 2007, 10:49:07 PM

Quote from: The Empire on July 24, 2007, 12:39:35 PM

Oh, and what's the best thing one can do with one's lips? I can think of at least two things better than smiling that I can do :-P

ditto  :-P lol and I agree. We should uncensor Max! lol

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 10:59:24 PM

Definitely uncensor Max...I don't want to go into much detail about the other things, since this is still Mama Khab's  daughter, and I don't want her to impose cookie restrictions.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 11:03:30 PM

I'm moderating Max's comment: "My lips don't have better things to do, but others' do."

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 11:04:15 PM

 :-P ::)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: PumpkinQueen on July 24, 2007, 11:31:32 PM

Lol. It's ok. her cookies aren't all that great anyways.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 11:34:33 PM

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

From the mouths of babes!!!  And daughters!!!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 11:37:30 PM

Calling her a babe? What about Vive?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 11:45:16 PM

No, I mean like children "babes".

*Clean-up time.*  Not to say PumpkinQueen isn't beautiful, of course I wouldn't say that.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: PumpkinQueen on July 24, 2007, 11:56:44 PM

Lol it's ok, I know i'm gorgeous  ;D Cookies are NOT supposed to be healthy! She tries to make them so since she thinks my eating habits are "horrendous".

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khablan on July 25, 2007, 03:09:00 AM

Oh hush, you.   ;)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 25, 2007, 05:59:38 AM

Nuts are good for you! As is salt and meat!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 25, 2007, 12:02:56 PM

But be careful about what kind of nuts and meat that's chosen tihi... ;)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 08:27:49 PM

Quote from: The Empire on July 25, 2007, 12:02:56 PM

But be careful about what kind of nuts and meat that's chosen tihi... ;)

Naughty, naughty, Empire...I was going to make that comment!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khablan on July 25, 2007, 11:29:18 PM

Oh, Empy dear?  Do I need to threaten you with my Spatula?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 11:30:09 PM

I'll take the hit, as long as there's a cookie on the (capital letter) Spatula.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 25, 2007, 11:34:05 PM

Then I take the cookie and sneak off to somewhere i can hide real sneaky like... like under someone's bed maybe? Any takers?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 25, 2007, 11:36:37 PM

Your parents will never have grandchildren through you.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 25, 2007, 11:40:32 PM

Why not through me?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khablan on July 26, 2007, 04:09:40 AM

Not in THIS lifetime, my dear Empy.   ;)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 26, 2007, 09:05:42 AM

Khab, do you mean the sneaky bit or the grandchildren bit?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khablan on July 26, 2007, 01:00:53 PM

the grandchildren provided by you bit.  You're welcome to be as sneaky as you want.   :D

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 26, 2007, 05:56:46 PM

Illegitimate grandchildren count!  ;)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khablan on July 26, 2007, 06:39:51 PM

Khab thwacks Trey with the Mighty Spatula of Doom!  Thou hast been cookied.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 26, 2007, 06:40:52 PM

The Mighty Spatula of Doom...sounds menacing.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 26, 2007, 06:55:23 PM

Stop!

Spatula time!
 /me flips burgers.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 26, 2007, 06:58:46 PM

Duh duh-duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh...

Can't touch this!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Allama on July 26, 2007, 07:11:24 PM

/me herds trey into the corner so Mama Khab can thwack him.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 26, 2007, 07:20:27 PM

Hey, you liked MC Hammer back then, too!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 27, 2007, 09:34:51 AM

Well. I'm sorry to say that that prediction is false. There is no way my parents aren't getting grandchildren on my part :-P
Still, since my parents are relatively old, it's not certain that they will be able to get to see those grandchildren grow up.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 11:37:47 AM

Hurray for parents dying!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khablan on July 27, 2007, 05:19:24 PM

Hey!   :trout:

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 07:38:20 PM

Yeah, bad (I'm assuming Max)!   :trout: :trout: :trout:

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 08:06:21 PM

Not really, no. You've obviously never met mine. You wouldn't believe how much their dying would easen my life.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 08:07:23 PM

 :o  Looks like you've got a good story to tell.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Larry on July 27, 2007, 08:13:27 PM

I know how you feel, Soly. I wished my mother dead thousands of times.

Of course, when she did die, I felt a little guilty, but that soon passed.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 08:15:52 PM

There's also the fact that I'm an heir to them, so it's not all emotional. Sheesh, what do you think I am, an awful person?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khem on July 27, 2007, 08:17:13 PM

pretty much.....




























































just kidding

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 08:22:33 PM

Quote from: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 08:15:52 PM

There's also the fact that I'm an heir to them, so it's not all emotional. Sheesh, what do you think I am, an awful person?

Max...yes.  Solnath as a whole...of course not!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 08:27:31 PM

Max is the sum of all the negativity in humans, it is good that you hate him.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 08:28:41 PM

So...he would cower in fear when challenged by The Power of Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFaXTcR4dtE)?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 09:24:26 PM

Not in the slightest.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 09:25:25 PM

So...what could stop him?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 09:37:36 PM

I can.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 09:38:14 PM

How...you'd have to walk to your own death Harry Potter style?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 09:41:11 PM

No, I just retake control of my mind from him. He's my bitch.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 09:41:53 PM

So the fusion of all human negativity is your bitch.  How's that work?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 09:43:59 PM

Pr0l33th4x, desu.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 09:45:10 PM

I'm sure I'll figure out what that means sometime before today ends.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 09:52:12 PM

= I'm just that Awesome.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 09:52:39 PM

Well of course, Beloved Comrade.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 09:57:10 PM

Hey, you have no idea how many times I've saved the world from ultimate destruction today.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 09:57:30 PM

Must be tough.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 09:59:55 PM

I'm used to it.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:00:21 PM

Good thing, too.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:03:50 PM

Yep. Soooo, lovely weather.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:04:04 PM

Not really.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:06:36 PM

Here neither.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:06:56 PM

So why'd you say it?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:11:06 PM

Free will.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:11:49 PM

Really?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:14:40 PM

Not really.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:14:56 PM

So we don't have free will?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:17:54 PM

Who knows? More importantly, does it matter?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:19:19 PM

What is "matter"?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:21:46 PM

What is "is?"

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:22:21 PM

What is "What is"?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:24:15 PM

Yes.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:24:49 PM

Isn't existentialism annoying?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:25:36 PM

Yes.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:25:54 PM

Pudding.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:27:40 PM

Yes!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:30:17 PM

Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:32:11 PM

Not really, no.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:32:32 PM

But his name is your name too!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:36:15 PM

Quote from: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:32:11 PM

Not really, no.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:36:30 PM

Sure it is!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:39:58 PM

Your mom is!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:40:15 PM

No, your mom!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:43:26 PM

At least it isn't Steve.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:43:43 PM

True.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:46:31 PM

G.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:46:45 PM

Q.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:48:44 PM

M.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:48:56 PM

X.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:51:20 PM

Z.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:51:46 PM

Y.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:54:09 PM

Aziza.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:54:51 PM

ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA!

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:56:32 PM

Cookies?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:57:01 PM

Hubba Hubba.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 10:59:11 PM

Hots for cookies?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 10:59:37 PM

Oh yeah...

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 11:02:05 PM

Smooth, man, real smooth.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 27, 2007, 11:02:37 PM

Like a fine ass.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 27, 2007, 11:07:02 PM

If by ass you mean donkey, then yes.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 29, 2007, 10:58:07 AM

I wonder if asses make fine eatin'?

Anyway, I don't like hamburger meat so I probably won't like 'em anyway.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 29, 2007, 02:02:55 PM

Please don't munch on anyone's ass.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 29, 2007, 02:04:09 PM

Well... I wouldn't eat asses until there are no other four-legged animals to eat.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Khablan on July 29, 2007, 05:20:31 PM

Maybe it tastes like chicken?

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 29, 2007, 05:22:57 PM

I am not that fond of chicken, I prefer pork or human... female human ::)

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 29, 2007, 06:41:17 PM

/me brandishes the banstick.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on July 29, 2007, 07:10:47 PM

^coming from someone who doesn't see anything wrong with murder or any other crime...

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Solnath on July 29, 2007, 07:20:11 PM

Oh, some crimes are wrong. Humans just aren't capable of doing those crimes.

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Trey on July 30, 2007, 07:48:53 PM

...

...

...

Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The Empire on August 19, 2007, 04:46:28 PM

I take that as no one is interested in becoming my dinner :'(