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Forum Meta => Archive => Welcome! => Topic started by: The flying Mong on May 26, 2007, 09:45:26 PM

Title: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: The flying Mong on May 26, 2007, 09:45:26 PM: The Flyng Mong is proud to announce the arrival of Mingerville to what appears to be a most intriguing region. I was most entertained by the recent political discussion about the nature of Democracy - I believe there is not one Democratically elected Government in the world that holds more than 55% of the counrties vote - in fact it is this kind of debate that convinced me to move here. I trust I will not be disappointed nor disappoint you! Mingerville is a disputed territory where firm control has recently been established by the benevolent and somewhat Psychotic Flying Mong. Although The Mong strives for civil liberty and freedom, its people are stupid, vain and obsessed by appearance and overwhelmed by consumerism. (This is one of the reasons for the territories being renamed.) Only absolute control of the decision making process has allowed Mingersville to emerge from the chaos of civil strife. The Flying Mong looks forward to contributing to this most welcoming region.

The man behind the Mong is unfortunately a lot less psychotic and certainly not from Northern Europe. (not that there is anything wrong with being from that part of the world) :clap:
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: Varkour on May 26, 2007, 09:47:01 PM: Welcome to Taijitu!
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: kor on May 27, 2007, 01:00:25 AM: Hello and Welcome to :taijitu: :congrats:
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: Solnath on May 27, 2007, 08:38:19 PM: Nothing wrong with North Europe, eh? Good to hear that. Nevertheless, welcome to the Tai!
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: Allama on May 29, 2007, 02:25:06 PM: Hello and welcome! Democracy fails; that is why you should all be socialists.
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: Khem on May 29, 2007, 07:41:24 PM: well welcome to the region and welcome to the forum. we are all pretty nice and good natured.... well except for Ryaz but even he has his moments. but yes if you look around you are bound to find the following:

Allama prophesizing the future while doing a table dance.
G-C handing out copies of his revised version of the Communist Manifesto done in red crayon.
Myroria telling everyone they are wrong for not voting for Hanso in the delegate elections.
The G-Rebellion bringing out the Spanish Inquisition (pretend you didn't suspect them).
S-Dixie handing out free shots of moonshine just to get you hooked.
Delfos explaining why the Portuguese are the chosen race while doing handstands.
Algeriabania selling baby pandas by the pound.
and of course myslef keeping them all motivated with hot pizza and lapdances.

oh and watch out for Soly's cookies....
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: Algerianbania on May 30, 2007, 12:02:06 AM: Quote from: Allama on May 29, 2007, 02:25:06 PM
Hello and welcome! Democracy fails; that is why you should all be socialists.

Silly woman.

Welcome my dear friend. Flying Mong is certainly an original name. I respect originality.
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: The flying Mong on May 31, 2007, 08:40:48 PM: Hey Guys,

Thanks for all your welcoming messages - will look forward to some riveting discussions in the near future - especially about the merits of socialism (ahem!)

The Flying Mong has spoken
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: Solnath on May 31, 2007, 08:45:14 PM: Merits of socialism?
/me laughs.

In this hedonistic world, why bother?
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: The flying Mong on May 31, 2007, 09:07:59 PM: The Mong is pleased by your reaction, but ... Hedonism ..... The ultimate opiate of the masses - what better way to control the errrr..... (the Mong struggles to find a tactful enough phrase, but then realises that he is THE MONG and does not care) stupid and the indifferent?!

Why bother with Socialism indeed - too much consciousness and stuff, makes people hard to control.... :drunks:
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: Solnath on May 31, 2007, 09:19:31 PM: Not to mention that selflessness is so passé.
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: The flying Mong on May 31, 2007, 10:06:42 PM: Yes, the era of the individual is certainly upon upon us - and not needing to think about the strictures of society certainly gives the illusion of freedom - so will it be the red pill or the blue pill?
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: Solnath on May 31, 2007, 10:56:30 PM: Considering their nature, I'll take both.
Title: Re: Hello from The Flying Mong
Post by: TGSII on May 31, 2007, 11:44:30 PM: Welcome to the region with the most unpronounceable name in NS.