Fondest Greetings

[Allama]

Greetings Fellow Nations,

Having just moved into the Taijitu region, I wish to extend my warmest regards to each of you.  Please allow me to introduce myself.  I am Alana, recently-elected leader of The Most Serene Republic of Jutensa.  We are a nation that strives for peace, equality, and sustainable growth.  Any requests for diplomatic parlay will be happily considered.

That being out of the way, I promise not to talk like some sort of pompous, over-friendly dignitary all the time.  I love silly discussions as much as (or more than) serious ones.  Here's to having a good time in my new region, and perhaps getting to know some of you along the way!

Have a lovely day, everyone!

[Solnath]

Welcome!

Remember to exercise caution concerning certain forum members.

[Allama]

Thank you!  I will remember your advice (concernedly).

[Solnath]

...You're listening to my advice?

...wow...

But seriously, just relax and have fun, no one to worry about here. Except my avatar, which causes good feelings and dancemania.

[Allama]

I won't lie, that little avatar makes me want to dance around my office like a retarded bunny rabbit.  As I don't wish to be fired, however, I shall refrain for as long as possible.

You sound surprised.  First time someone's listened?  ^_-  Seriously, though, I won't fret about anyone.  No point in worrying, I figure the best way to get by is to be yourself and enjoy the ride.

[Zimmerwald]

One of Forster's "aristocracy," eh?

It's good to have you here to share our craziness.  Also, feel free to check out all the areas of the forum, especially the one down at the bottom.

[The Empire]

I am quite sure you will love it here, *whispers* but look out for the crazy Finns and Danes running around here, they easily get carried away when there aren't enough Swedes around to keep them in check* Illustration->  (the Finn collapses due to drinking unfiltered moonshine while the Dane drinks Tuborg beer...)

[Zimmerwald]

See, a perfect example of the nonsense we indulge in here.

 

[Solnath]

Hmph, svenskatalande bättre folk.

[The Empire]

Oh, and watch out for the fuzzy red things that scurry around on the floors, they carry hammers and sicles, the either can give you serious black toes if you aren't careful, the other could poke an eye out, it hurts *adjusts eye-patch and tries to remedy itching cast foot*

Nä, inte bättre, bara lite nyktrare (not Better people, just more sober)<- för de av våra vänner som inte pratar nordiska språk

[Solnath]

Skulle vi prata på engelska? It's not polite to speak Swedish. Anywhere.

[The Empire]

That's it, you asked for it! PILLOW FIGHT! 

[Solnath]

  kan döda.

Must remember to stick to English. Sorry 'bout that.

[Zimmerwald]

Oh, and watch out for the fuzzy red things that scurry around on the floors, they carry hammers and sicles, the either can give you serious black toes if you aren't careful, the other could poke an eye out, it hurts *adjusts eye-patch and tries to remedy itching cast foot*

You have just made my day.  Perhaps my week.

[kor]

Hello and Welcome to Taijitu!!