News: Citoyen priority warning: Not reporting counter-revolutionary activities is conspiracy to commit counter-revolution under the Anticivil Activities Act. Penalties go up to and include permanent Ecclesiastical explusion.
Oh, and watch out for the fuzzy red things that scurry around on the floors, they carry hammers and sicles, the either can give you serious black toes if you aren't careful, the other could poke an eye out, it hurts *adjusts eye-patch and tries to remedy itching cast foot*