Ladies and Gentlemen of Taijitu....
During my NS careeer, I have had many pleasures, some of which are actually fit to print, but not many. (I apologise to the Camels of the Pacific... I hope you heal...) Anyways... of all that i've seen, this one ranks right up there with some of my more.... infamous exploits.
It is with great pleasure, anticipation, and.... a degree of fear, I must say, for our sanity, that I intoroduce my friend, my lover, my girlie, my protoge, my pain in the.... wait.. she'll read this... fuck me...... Anyways, I would like to introduce to you all, Silanis, AKA Amelia. Give a round of applause to the girlie who has to put up with my sorry prima donna drunken ass!!!!