List of Ph. Dorks and their Specialties

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College of Creative Arts
Inspiring students to owe financial aid $100,000 to learn a hobby.

Dr. Myroria Farforthnovithshofth Ph. Dork of Creative Ethanology

• The Art of the Cocktail: A Bartending Guide

College of History and Economics
Teaching students how to argue with that conservative grandfather or liberal sister.

Dr. Musitant Owlman Ph. Dork of Philosophical Bored Game Theory and Quoting Adam Smith

• Self Interest & Ultimatum Games

Dr. Letonna Mainiac Ph. Dork of Natural Organic Gluten-free Nerdicides, Nerdlyon-B, and Nerdzis studies

• The Darker Side of Science

College of Science
Enlightening students about how little we know and that we can't do anything to stop the inevitable heat death that will doom us all

Dr. Letonna Mainiac Ph. Dork of Analytical Cooties Studies

• An Introduction, Fascination, Peculiarity, and Investigation, with Respect to, and with Regards to Chemical Irregularities and Intrigues.

College of Gameplay
Reminding our students that our ideology of defenderism is right and everyone else is wrong. Period.

Dr. Musitant Owlman Ph. Dork of Throwing Bottles Out of Planes at Utopias

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