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Offline Myroria

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Get a Toga here!
« on: July 03, 2007, 01:03:06 AM »


Welcome to Theta Pi Tai, the first and only fraternity house of Taijitu! You may ask me, after the obvious statement "Nice toga Myroria", how you may get one of your own, and what else you'd get for being in this great fraternity. Well, here's just a small list of the perks you get from joining Theta Pi Tai:

  • A place where you can be as rowdy and generally a nuisance to the more pragmatic people as you want.
  • If you're a girl, your very own room in the attached sorority house.
  • If you're a guy, your very own room in the fraternity house.
  • A private sub-forum for you to gossip about those not in Theta Pi Tai. Those idiots.
  • A bowl for condoms and/or diaphragms. You will be needing these because once you join Theta Pi Tai, you are one of the coolest shits in the region.
  • A closet for your weed and/or acid.
  • A vault for your heroin and/or other drugs you must be stupid to do.
  • An obnoxious logo for you to put into your signature that certifies you as a member of Theta Pi Tai, and one of the coolest shits in the region. Well, I need to pay someone to make this first. But you'll get it eventually.
  • If you're into 'alternative lifestyles' like PUR, a small room on a hill for your homoerotic delights.
  • A toga. Choose your color.

We have two rules, however:

Try not to gangrape people, this ruins our reputation. If you absolutely must, make sure you use extra Mickeys so we don't get caught.

Don't harass people more than a real frat boy would harass a normal student.

This is our roster of people. If you signed the petition in the café, you're on this. Why you would push to have this made if you weren't going to use it, I don't know, but if you want to leave just tell me.

Myroria
Gallipoli-China
PUR
Delfos
Allama
Thyatira
Vasp
Soly


« Last Edit: July 13, 2007, 07:23:07 PM by Libertarian Monarchy of Myroria »
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Offline Allama

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2007, 01:26:40 PM »
TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!

That being said, I would like to join the Theta Pi Tai sorority.
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2007, 05:40:18 PM »
Welcome to Theta Pi Tai.

Here's your toga:



Your keg:



Your bowl (diaphragms not included):



And your sorority:



Please bear with me while I make the additional sub-forums.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2007, 06:10:25 PM »
Thank you, Myro.  I feel suitably honored.

* Alana curtsies, then does a keg stand.
  (As if I knew how... or have ever even seen it done.)
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Offline Thyatira

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2007, 02:18:51 AM »


I brought beer! Lemme in.
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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2007, 02:56:38 AM »
Still undecided as to whether or not to admit me? Here’s more!




And my personal favorite:


Oh, and check out my updated Avatar!
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2007, 06:26:39 PM »
Approved. Are you a male or female?
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Offline Thyatira

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2007, 06:34:51 PM »
Male.
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Under the overwhelming pressure applied by the Cookie Comrade I have been compelled to add the following: " this is true.  We owe you our thanks, oh grandfather of everything that is Awesome."
I thus accept the title Grandfather of Awesomeness.

Offline Myroria

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2007, 06:39:13 PM »
Ok. Welcome to the Fraternity!

TOGA TOGA TOGA!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2007, 06:55:39 PM »
Can mine be white with royal purple lining?
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2007, 07:03:12 PM »
Ok. And approved.
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Offline Vasp

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2007, 03:37:15 PM »
After deep thinking, looking at stars, telling fortunes from coffee dregs, etc. I have to say it...can i get Toga (no i don't want fries with it)
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2007, 07:19:00 PM »
Welcome to the Fraternity. You're a guy, I presume by your signature?
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Offline Vasp

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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2007, 07:20:37 PM »
Yes :) hurayy a Toga !
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Re: Get a Toga here!
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2007, 12:09:32 PM »
hmmmm...has the toga supply dried up? (120 + days no new togas)...anyhow, if anyone reads this I'd like a toga (women's-medium) please.
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