I, Osamafune, do file a complaint against PoD_Gunner due to their violation of Article I, section 6 of the Taijitan Code of Laws in his insulting signature and continued harassment of Govindia and his defense team which was to my detriment because he is in clear violation of the aforementioned law, and helps prevent justice from being properly served in the Taijitu vs. Govindia trial.
In this Civil Proceeding I am petitioning for the removal of "Taijituan Kensatsu-Kan Taijitu's line of defense against the worst scum of the NS Universe" from his signature and any other punishment the court may see fit.
I also request a forum trial.
If it please the court, I have been asked by PoDGunner to represent him in this matter, and to act as defence counsel.
As it is the season of goodwill, we agree to a forum trial, and enter an immediate plea of "not guilty".
Further, my client wishes to enter a countersuit against Osamafune, as follows...
I, Flemingoivian Legal services, on behalf of PoD Gunner, do file a complaint against Osamafune due to their violation of Taijitu Code of Laws article 1, clause 4 and 6. It is our contention that He has libelled my client by calling him a lair in a public thread and has not, despite invitation and opportunity, withdrawn and/or apologised for his comments. We contend that he has also entered into a malicious prosecution against my client with the purpose of further blackening his name in this region.
In this Civil Proceeding my client is petitioning for the following:
1. The withdrawal of all criminal proceedings against my client and
2. A full and public apology to be issued to my client by Osamafune, the wording of which will be agreed by my client, and
3. the publication of the apology in Osamafune's signature for a period not less than one week.
Please note that, should these petitions be met before this comes to trial, this suit will be withdrawn.
To aid speedy resolution of this matter, we ask that this petition be heard on IRC chat.
We would also ask the court not to simply dismiss these suits. My client's good name is important to him, and he is happy to answer all charges. If this is not allowed to come to trial, then there is a danger that the mud that has been scurrilously thrown at my client will stick.