Taijitu
Forum Meta => Role Play => Archived Role Play Boards => Archive => Silly RP => Topic started by: Sovereign Dixie on June 02, 2007, 02:09:47 AM
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Have you had the IGNORE cannon used when you unveiled your new genetically engineered zombie with it's plasma sword/machine gun combo weapon?
Then you're in luck! This is where you can deploy any weapon against anyone, no IGNORE cannons!
I'll get the ball rolling by unveiling the pinacle of Confederate Engineering, Pershing himself designed this one night, in a whiskey induced fit of brilliance.
BEHOLD!!! THE DSA'S WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/fearnloathing78x/Mechagodzilla.jpg)
MECHAGODZILLA PWNS U ALL!!!!111!1!
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Wow... where was this in the age of Baltija?
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Wow... where was this in the age of Baltija?
It wouldn't have worked then. He would have just blown it up with his OMGSKYGUARD200%ACCURACY system.
On an unrelated note, here's the latest project the Commonwealth Army has been working on.
The Commonwealth Army brings you CHAIN SWORDS!
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/IC79/Inglo-Scotia/Chainsword2.jpg)
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OMGLAMEZORZ!!!!
And yeah, Mike's right, the sky guard system was apparently so accurate, it could target a fly's feces before they were even excreted!
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Parisgun2.jpg)
You might think upon seeing this "Pff, just a big cannon." Too bad you don't realise this is the Ultranova Cannon 3.4. Upon firing, every star in the universe blows up at once. Then the universe itself blows up. Worlds collide. Rosie O'Donnel becomes a conservative. 2001: A Space Odyssey sucks (but only slightly, the immense amount it rocks in our universe counteracts this).
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One failed "black project" included creating an army of rabid kittens who had been forced to watch "The View" for 48 hours straight......
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/fearnloathing78x/RamboCat.gif)
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Have you had the IGNORE cannon used when you unveiled your new genetically engineered zombie with it's plasma sword/machine gun combo weapon?
Then you're in luck! This is where you can deploy any weapon against anyone, no IGNORE cannons!
I'll get the ball rolling by unveiling the pinacle of Confederate Engineering, Pershing himself designed this one night, in a whiskey induced fit of brilliance.
BEHOLD!!! THE DSA'S WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/fearnloathing78x/Mechagodzilla.jpg)
MECHAGODZILLA PWNS U ALL!!!!111!1!
You haven't won yet Pershing!
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/IC79/Inglo-Scotia/Mecha_King_Ghidorah.jpg)
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OMGZORZ!!!11
It's Mecha-King Ghidora!!!
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Inglo-Scotia's latest WMD will destroy you all!!!
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/IC79/Inglo-Scotia/death_star_3.jpg)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Exterminatus.jpg)
We make our own Death Stars. Out of planets.
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Using molecular manipulation technology, Confederate scientists have combined left over pizza, a baby's dirty diaper, and a genital wart from Janet Reno to produce.........
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/fearnloathing78x/Hedorah1.jpg)
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The Commonwealth Military brings you the latest development in POWER ARMOUR!
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/IC79/Inglo-Scotia/powerarmour2.jpg)
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President Anderson screams at the R&D dept.....
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FIRED!!!!! 200 million dollars, and *this* is what you give me!!!
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/fearnloathing78x/images.jpg)
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The next day........
"Mr. President, sir, we have something you should like. It uses state of the art technology to suppress the enemy, literally sweeping them away!"
Anderson raised an eyebrow.... "Really? Now that's more like it! Well dont just stand there, man, let me see it!"
The R&D geek smiled proudly...
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/fearnloathing78x/images1.jpg)
Anderson stared at it, blinked his eyes hard, then stared at it some more.
"I hate you....."
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(http://www.pinkgodzillagames.com/retro/ironsword_box.jpg)
Moments later, the cosmos shuddered.
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The ultimate stealth weapon:
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/IC79/Inglo-Scotia/toast.jpg)
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Beware Commies! Oz has a new kind of weapon
2 words...
Glasnost and Perestroika
(http://img.timeinc.net/time/poy2000/images/gorbachev.jpg)
it's Gorbachev bitches!
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(http://botchthecrab.com/archive/autobot/1988/optimus_prime_(powermaster).jpg)
He shall turn into a car. ONOZ!
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Extreme Makeover - Transformers Edition!
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/fearnloathing78x/63c6c7d93d6d6122c745aba0b3396979.jpg)
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I like Soly's :clap:
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for anyone who knows about it
PROJECT SUNSHINE FOR THE WIN!!!!!
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for anyone who knows about it
PROJECT SUNSHINE FOR THE WIN!!!!!
Let me guess. I giant hippie attack.
The new and greatest weapon of all: the sneak-attack trout :trout:. Shake in your shoes. Protect your children. Its coming for you.
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Through genetic engineering and a severe conditioning process augmented with chemical agents injected into the bloodstream of the subject, Jutensa has developed the ultimate super-weapon:
HIPPIES! Prepare to have your forces immobilized by their hypnotic chants and intoxicating "perfume". None shall stand against the power of their flowers and stringed instruments... of destruction!
(http://www.karenlynngorney.com/hippies.jpg)
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The Confederate response to this threat is to try to get the redhead's phone number lmao!!
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Beware oz's next threat!
The People cannon!!
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1024/532446864_7d5b852af3_o.jpg)
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Ah! You have the human cannon? We have the Panda Cannon!
(http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/741/pandacannoncopyhe0.jpg)
(Don't ask)
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ONOZ!!! Oz has so many people, he will obliterate us all with his beggar class alone!!
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The day Oz attacked Allama and her hippies!
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1333/533302534_080607be7e_o.jpg)
"Oh No They're bombing us with their the Mans' Class!!! Dude!!!"
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LOL :D
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^^Awesome! ^_^
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Ah! You have the human cannon? We have the Panda Cannon!
(http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/741/pandacannoncopyhe0.jpg)
(Don't ask)
I dunno... a cannon? Looks more like a very NON PETA APPROVED suppository.....
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I don't listen to vegetarian hippies. In fact I never listen to vegetarians.
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I don't listen to vegetarian hippies. In fact I never listen to vegetarians.
Good. You never see a healthy one.
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I don't listen to vegetarian hippies. In fact I never listen to vegetarians.
Good. You never see a healthy one.
And I won´t listen to you from yet.
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I don't listen to vegetarian hippies. In fact I never listen to vegetarians.
What about carnivorous hippies who eat nothing but meat, ever? Mmm kittens, nom nom nom...
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LOL @^
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I don't listen to vegetarian hippies. In fact I never listen to vegetarians.
Good. You never see a healthy one.
excuse me!/me points to her self.
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I don't listen to vegetarian hippies. In fact I never listen to vegetarians.
Good. You never see a healthy one.
excuse me!/me points to her self.
My mistake, don't hurt me :(
Quivers in fear of PUR.
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I found the next superweapon!
*points to ^^*
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PUR doesn't eat meat? WOW! My respect for her has plummeted.
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Agreed.
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/combine6.gif)
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Commie Galactus!
(no pic, sorry)
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pfft, my superweapon schools all of yours!
(http://lc.fdots.com/cc/lc/40/4065b34079fc9d3b32890a0e27430e92.jpg)
yeah, these babys can kill
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god thats disturbing.......
St oz doesn't need a super weapon all they have to do is jump up and down all at the same time the shockwave will destroy the planet.....
don't do this though as all that would be left of taijitu would be a handful of myorians on that planet that isn't mars.....
Also I don't eat meat (well technically I'm a piscatarian but thats because to not go insane have to take a medication that is mainly tuna oil (and if i'm doing that there isn't much point not eating meat)) and I'm healthy (or at least as healthy as if I was a meat eater (dam genetics)) though I don't eat meat because of three reasons:
1. I don't like the taste
2. I don't think its safe (what with BSE and so on)
3. I hate animals so much that I refuse to validate their existence by eating the fluffy little bastards...
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http://www.warfans.com/images/main/news/get_to_da_choppa.jpg
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This is what I tell people when asked why I don't eat meat (often). "I raised (and ate) my own cattle and hogs until Smithfield bought me out and until I'm given my farm back I refuse to eat their tainted meat." This is all of course complete bullshit.
(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/3079/roflcopteryd7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Shot at 2007-07-12
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dude, is that real? or is it photoshoped?
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Duh...have you ever seen a choppa with ROFL Russian-style painted on the side?
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up yours
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After much deliberation the Government of Christstan Has decided to release our newest addition to our army -
Imperial Knights and the weapons they use, The Christstan Lightsaber 01 (CL-1)
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j177/Cavalry_King/darthvad.jpg)
This is only one of the many advancements we will be bringing about.
Armor - Impenetrable by bullets, Fire-resistant, can also be used as a flight suit to resist g's, has it's own air tanks and can be used by astronauts. has a jet propelled boots to fly. Can create a energy field for a few minutes.
Lightsaber - Can cut through any metal with a wave that also melts any bullets that get near it.
That is right, cower in fear...
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The Golden Gun...
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2272/Golden_Gun.jpg)
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well, me hired a mercerny....
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/11/scarface_million.jpg)
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Nobody's making you sell your farm to Smithfield, GC. If you did it, you're capitalist yourself.
Have a credit card yet?
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You guys are no match for ... The Console of Doom!
tgm
Muhahahahaha, can't kill me now!
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Behold, the power of eastern european tourists... you will be eaten...
(http://www.randomfatkids.com/fat-feature-nov.jpg)
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/me shudders.
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Isn't that an american tourist?
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Hey...Americans don't have a monopoly on shudder-worthy tourists!
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You have not seen the "wonders" of European beaches... and the skimpy swimwear almost all the men wear
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I know...the liberated Euros and their nude beaches.
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'eh, at least me and Trey dont met the stereotypical amercian thingy..... right?
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Right...strong like bull!
(http://www.jymretreats.org/Staff%20ToolBox/Staff%20Images/StrongLikeBull.web.jpg)
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ha.
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BEHOLD MORTALS
The galactic rotten egg bomb.
We will stink you to death.
("Cup"-class transport ship currently under construction.)
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z138/Pachamama_2007/WMD.jpg)
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(http://www.buriedinthenoise.com/imgs/stick11.jpg)
I have a stick!
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Aaargh. NO, not the terrible stick. :'(
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FEAR MY ALL-POWERFUL STICK! Along with my some what painfull Pen of Doom!
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(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/kovona/alizee_fesses.gif)
Loyan only needs one deterrence against aggressors. Stick or no stick...
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(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g180/nicotinejohnny/me.jpg)
the perfect man to counteract loyan's defense.
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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
I stand defeated...
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hey! thats Death....
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Behold Validus' uber most superfantastic weapon, it transports TVs as a side job.
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/real-transformer-movie-5.jpg)
~Thanato
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(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/doooodoo128419803150552500-1.jpg)
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Jaws turned into a rat?
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(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/doooodoo128419803150552500-1.jpg)
Awwww, cute little thing!
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It begs for a steel capped boot-kick...
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*steps away from emp*
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Ther is nothing to worry about, I just can't stand yapping rats... or real sewer rats for that matter... kill em fast is the doctrine but I can only follow it when it comes to real rats (black or brown sewer rats)
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Been in the miltary?
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Yes, but there are no rats in our millitary, don't know 'bout yours though. In my work at the sewage treatment plant though there are rats from time to time.
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ohhhh.
what do you work as in the sewage plant?
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Process technician
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what exactly do they do? make sure that everything works?
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Pretty much, most of it is overseeing that the process works, most of it means continuous fine-tuning of the machinery and chemical dosages. We add Iron sulphate, a methanol-based alcohol and compressed air in three different stages that together reduces most of the pollutants in the sewage to sludge that's then thickened, heated and pumped into two vats where it is decomposed by bacteria who produce a lot of methane that's used to heat the plant, the sludge and to provide heat to the city-grid. the decomposed sludge is then de-watered into something that is basically moist compost.
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so...you turn shit into compost.
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ah one of the obs I'm qualified for and really glad I don't want to do......
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lol! I think it's more interesting than a drinking water plant... :-P
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O_o
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Try hard coal fired power plant.
Makes an operators live interesting. Especially if you rotate between boiler operation, turbine operation and environmental systems ops.
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Simple yet deadly... I present....
??? <--Bara/Twitchy one/ man with a thousand aliases!
Sorry, dude. Couldn't help it.
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Simple yet deadly... I present....
??? <--Bara!
Sorry, dude. Couldn't help it.
ibelievee your calling me a theard derailer.
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Aren't you always? And is this why you changed your name?
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So that is what NBC means.
Nuclear
Bara
Chemical
:o
Can I still call you Bara even after the name change :-\
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yes, only you.