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Title: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on June 02, 2007, 01:53:14 AM

This is a thread to basically create a parody or poke fun at each other. Just remember though, it's all a joke, so don't get your knickers in a wad and just have fun :)

I guess I'll start by making fun of myself, then uh... the next person can make fun of me as well i suppose... then we'll be on track and the third person can make fun of the second person. :)

 CSSD actually had an extremely hard time choosing it's national bird, due to the fact that they kept geting shot down.

wow.. that was lame.... I'll just pull a Garth...

ARRRR lets get drunk and use lots of foul language ARRR!!!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on June 02, 2007, 02:13:56 AM

In Sovereign Dixie, plantations' cash crop are pine trees, pine trees, and...rocks.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Talmann on June 02, 2007, 02:18:32 AM

CSSD has a hard time winning the war because the soldiers drink too much whiskey with Coke before a battle, and after a battle, and between battles...

Myrorians must have the best of the best or they will complain and claim that they are already the best and don't need to change.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on June 02, 2007, 02:22:11 AM

Myroria, where you can get an aristocratic title from a box o cracker jacks!

The Talmann intelligence agency recently shut down for week, after it was discovered that the CSSD would no longer be subsidizing it's whiskey imports :P

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Talmann on June 02, 2007, 02:34:17 AM

 :o Not the whiskey!!

Sovereign Dixie, where "dry" counties only sell liquer with less than 10% alcohol.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on June 02, 2007, 03:00:57 AM

The Talmann legislative body has beseeched it's head of state for a declaration of war on the international postal system after repeatedly recieving mail addressed to the Taliban

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Solnath on June 02, 2007, 05:01:36 AM

Sovereign Dixie, where the most common pastime is "spot Billy-Bob Jimbo!"

(Good luck with trying to parody Arasel.)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on June 02, 2007, 05:30:55 AM

Dixie Classroom

The teacher spoke smashing the ruler on the black board, "Now y'all what be the 8 days of Arrraaaaselll... Billy! You come here and write 'em up boy..."

The boy slowly came up nervous.

He wrote,
1. A Mall
2. Thephatwoman
3. Jarsandkatz
4. Sifilis
5. Mamandsur
6. dIXie
7. Melsleme
8. Diana

As he walked down the teacher grabbed him by the ear, "Stop right there boy, sit on the stoll and pay attention or I swear to god almighty I'll pick 500 bushels of wheat just to teach ya boy."

She slipped a white cone hat on him and smacked him with a paddle.

"Now Cindy, can you tell me what kinduh society Arraaselll is?"

The girl stood up and spoke, "My daddy always tooold me that Araasel is full'a Heretic N!@#$rs"

The teacher spat out "Exactly kids... Heretc N!@#$rs, They worship the Devil! and the word for the Devil in Araseleese is?"

"Kani"

"Goooooooood"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on June 02, 2007, 05:46:05 AM

Paparski: Mafia? What mafia? I do not know anything about this "mafia" of which you speak.

Ozian Senate collectively shakes it's head in agreeance, while Adara fumbles around in the background, looking for the contact lenses which Paparski promised would correct her blindness, a red laser sight points on her head, she is shot dead on the ground.

Paparski: Damed Mafia!! I told them to wait until she was *out* of the senate building...


The senate turns and looks at Paparski in a condemning fashion.

Paparski: Erm, poltergeists! That's it... er... damned *poltergeists!*

Paparski whistles nervously......

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Sarrafan on June 02, 2007, 10:01:35 AM

Sovereign Dixie, where the most taxing question on a typical persons mind is where he parked his "General Lee", and large liquor bottles are still the national musical instrument.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Algerianbania on June 02, 2007, 05:36:56 PM

...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 02, 2007, 08:54:18 PM

Algerianbanian: ooooh look at my mighty panda.....



.............oh no a tank.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on June 02, 2007, 09:19:04 PM

75% of PUR's population is female...and of that 75%, 1% are straight.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Prydania on June 03, 2007, 12:26:40 AM

Long Live King/king-Eeperor/Emperor/Imperator/Empeurer/Supreme Autocrat of the Human Race Peté Tar-Ilium I!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Iadak on June 03, 2007, 01:24:04 AM

Oh Victorious, Are you having a good victory day?

Victory Yeah!

Victory No way, is that a Victory Playstation?

Victory Whoa!

Victory No joke victory dude!

Victory Dude pull up a victory chair and have some Victory gin

Victory no victory way!

Victory way!

Victory Yeah!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 03, 2007, 06:15:37 AM

"either you let our mafia do buisness here or we will kill you all."

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: tak on June 03, 2007, 06:27:00 AM

There is only one profession in PUR: gay parade marcher

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Mor'os on June 03, 2007, 10:48:31 AM

And it is yet another uneventful Normal Day in Takawhatsit... yes, just another uneventful day...

Sigh...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on June 03, 2007, 04:59:47 PM

Priest performing a Ritual:

Ok... Just paint a mark here... here... there, Then I say random words "Hoc hic hoc shuk, whatever..."

Put my hand on persons head yeah yeah...

Chant more things that I don't even know what they mean....

"There you're blessed... Next!!"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on June 03, 2007, 06:59:54 PM

In Mafia controlled Ozia, criminals detain *you*!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Union on June 04, 2007, 12:08:10 AM

How Sovereigns Dixie got its flag:

A bunch of rednecks used a English flag for target practice, and a result of aiming on the red area, created bullet holes that look like stars. The flag was then stolen by the flag creation commission team after they got mad drunk at the local bar.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 04, 2007, 12:27:03 AM

^ reporters all our nation has is reporters!!!
BWAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Algerianbania on June 04, 2007, 12:48:19 AM

I say that I'm not fascist. But deep down in side I know that I am. It makes me cry at night.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 04, 2007, 01:02:16 AM

^ we dont use Warpanda's cause tradition, its cause thats all we can afford, our military is armed with paddles and cannos... and we dont have anyone who can swim

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on June 04, 2007, 10:59:05 AM

We are the best nation to ever come into existance. Why? BECAUSE WE ARE IRNOTIANS!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 04, 2007, 01:54:23 PM

"monarchy is the only way to freedom."

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on June 04, 2007, 08:10:16 PM

"100% Gothic and proud of it."

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Algerianbania on June 04, 2007, 10:10:29 PM

1000 year life span. Ok that is so not unfair.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 12:24:12 AM

I've heard that The Holy Empire of Algerianbania has a slick black market in panda meat.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Algerianbania on June 05, 2007, 03:26:23 AM

I don't exist.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: tak on June 05, 2007, 07:22:18 AM

The pandas are starting to learn how to swim by getting to the coast.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Allama on June 05, 2007, 12:45:56 PM

Us, sexually permissive?  Noooo...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 05, 2007, 01:21:52 PM

our rice may be dead but that dousn't mean we can't party...

..wait you mean we can't!?!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Allama on June 05, 2007, 01:28:19 PM

^ Haha, good one!

Neo-feminism is our state religion.  We don't need men; grow babies in test tubes!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 05, 2007, 01:36:47 PM

(wow i didn't think anyone caught that part of our genetics program)

we really are going to join the UASS but we have to think about it for a while....

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 05, 2007, 03:33:25 PM

*Letter to an Uichi Ryan television station.

"Madam, I am over 3000 years old and I would like to see a show with two women in bed."

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Prydania on June 05, 2007, 04:36:48 PM

Communism without Marx. Yes, that makes sense.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on June 05, 2007, 04:38:49 PM

Autocracy with Ozians dealing behind the leader's back... Makes perfect sense (for us!)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on June 05, 2007, 09:15:15 PM

Quote from: Algerianbania on June 04, 2007, 10:10:29 PM

1000 year life span. Ok that is so not unfair.

Immortal :p but only about 50 individuals in whole Feniexia :D .

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 05, 2007, 10:29:36 PM

Aw, I wanted to respond to I-S.  Oh well.

I'm lonely.  I know, I'll join up with a pack of murderous fascists!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on June 06, 2007, 12:04:02 AM

Gallipoli-China: Liberating the people from the burdens of liberty since 2006!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 06, 2007, 12:30:07 AM

lol good one.  I'm sure it's been used before though.  Let's see...

In Quarrovth Myroria, bosses fuck YOU!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on June 06, 2007, 01:05:36 AM

Hmm, let's see...how do we make our people love communism?  Eureka...give them ROSES!!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on June 06, 2007, 01:14:58 AM

^ don't know him so I'll do GC

Random Name Generating Chinese Bureaucratic Board of Bureaucrats
After being stuck together in a room for 7 days without food and given only a bottle of dirty water

"The Chairman... He needs us for a new random name for his alliance and we need to come up with a name for the next national Brothel."

A old chinese man curses the head of the board "You Ass!!!"

"PERFECT! UASS! You're so creative, good job new bureaucrat, you won yourself a half filled bottle of dirty dirty water! Now just for the alliance.."

"Hey you young one I've been working here for 60 years!"

"He's even got good creativity in lying, Such a funny guy"

Board laughs out loud a little too insanely.

Board leader reaches for the brothel button but misses and hits the Chairman Button.

"Hello? We came up with U.A.S.S. , right... right... ok... Great!"

The board leader smiled, "We all get a piece of bread and an Ak-47!"

The board unanimously and insanely cheered yet again by dancing around the concrete room and hugging each other. A hatch opens from the top and a single loaf of moldy bread falls through. The men look at each other with glaring eyes and at once jump for the green bread devouring it all whole.

Three Ak-47s drop through the whole and as the men close the hatch multiple gunshots are heard and lots of laughing and screaming is heard afterwards.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on June 06, 2007, 02:07:47 AM

Okaaaay...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 06, 2007, 11:41:39 AM

Who am I...I'm Jean Valjean!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 06, 2007, 07:01:38 PM

Gallipoli China: the only nation where every citezen works for the propaganda department.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 07, 2007, 01:35:37 AM

Nice.

PUR: immortality, or giant turtles?  Hmm...I'll take the giant turtles.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on June 07, 2007, 04:48:58 PM

Quote from: Gallipoli-China on June 07, 2007, 01:35:37 AM

PUR: immortality, or giant turtles?  Hmm...I'll take the giant turtles.

Immortality is mine, not PURs. Feniexia has the 50 immortal Feyes...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Iadak on June 07, 2007, 05:02:03 PM

And Oz has the 50 Corrupt Leaders!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: NFIC on June 07, 2007, 08:29:49 PM

^
we are a criminal group... and a goverment...
CRIMERMENT

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 07, 2007, 10:53:00 PM

Nathaniel: PUR's characters used to be quasi-immortal back in the Lexicon.

Ranholn: That's Kleptocracy.

And now the parody.

^ can't spell character!   :trout:

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 07, 2007, 11:08:28 PM

marx don't have shit on this shit yo!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 07, 2007, 11:19:44 PM

(no parady on Nerdic)
^hmm, Donkey

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Democratic States of America on June 07, 2007, 11:56:26 PM

We are Inrotians! We distrust all other nations!
Wait, where are all my allies going?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on June 08, 2007, 12:05:59 AM

Wait... where are all of my states going?!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Democratic States of America on June 08, 2007, 12:13:00 AM

The "X" is for Xtreme!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Sovereign Dixie on June 08, 2007, 12:14:26 AM

Stare at our flag for 30 seconds then look away real fast!!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Algerianbania on June 08, 2007, 02:12:04 AM

Us and DSA just bitch and bitch and bitch.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: The Empire on June 08, 2007, 05:58:18 AM

^home of the dizzy panda

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 08, 2007, 11:13:21 AM

^home of the dizzy relations

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 09, 2007, 09:58:45 PM

the soldiers with ^ always thought that this wasnt right

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Mor'os on June 10, 2007, 12:31:19 AM

"Welcome, one and all, to our fine nation of Veramark-"

*Aide whispers in ear*

"Sorry, that's Terramark-"

*Aide whispers in ear*

"New Terra-"

*Aide whispers in ear*

"...to our fine nation of PepsiCo presents New-"

*Aide whispers in ear...*

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Prydania on June 10, 2007, 01:29:16 AM

Surrender your soul to the cuddly fox and autocrat. 

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 10, 2007, 07:17:33 PM

^the only nation where you must say vicorious revolution every minute or you are considered an enemy of the state. its a wonder the people are actualy getting any sleep.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 10, 2007, 08:16:28 PM

peace, love and LSD

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on June 10, 2007, 11:35:43 PM

We are (insert nation of week) and we shoot things............ Mah....

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Algerianbania on June 10, 2007, 11:44:17 PM

I give ya an offer yu cant refuss.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 11, 2007, 12:00:33 AM

Giant Pandas v. one guy with a machine gun.

Obviously the giant pandas win!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Algerianbania on June 11, 2007, 03:16:50 AM

Quote from: Gallipoli-China on June 11, 2007, 12:00:33 AM

Giant Pandas v. one guy with a machine gun.

Obviously the giant pandas win!

Duh!


Communism died in '91. I'm oblivious.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: tak on June 11, 2007, 06:25:34 AM

No one would ever think of resisting our colonization when they see our cute panda cavalry.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 11, 2007, 02:52:13 PM

Would I rather have Irnotia or the Reds as allies?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Allama on June 11, 2007, 03:05:32 PM

Red?  Of course it's red!  They send you for "re-education" if you paint your house any other color.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: tak on June 11, 2007, 03:10:53 PM

Meatball again? I want rice already!

OOC: ^^ That would be red for sure. Takasia has no business with Irnotia.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 11, 2007, 08:27:23 PM

WE GIVE THE ONLY SUNSHINE ROUND HERE!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on June 11, 2007, 09:09:26 PM

All my characters sound like they're from Star Wars...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 11, 2007, 09:21:50 PM

FEAR ME!  but attack me anyway, as it's an interesting read.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on June 11, 2007, 09:28:16 PM

muhahahahahahaha We got to showing Canada the ways of universal healthcare, next is you USA!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 11, 2007, 09:36:01 PM

Damn right.

Evil empire?  What evil empire?  *bang*

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: UFS on June 13, 2007, 12:40:53 AM

Viva La Revolution

and if you dont we will attack you

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 12:58:50 AM

dont tread on me...or my green stripes...rawr

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 13, 2007, 04:18:56 PM

keep one name... NEVER

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 04:49:28 PM

I am the grim reaper and i dont think that this is right

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 13, 2007, 05:22:59 PM

I got An Ace up my sleeve.... unfourtunitly we are not playing cards... damn

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 13, 2007, 05:48:54 PM

the land of rape and prostitution.....

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 05:56:39 PM

our nation has manny things to ofer...pot, LSD, Crack, cociane..

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on June 13, 2007, 07:40:16 PM

Our nation has many names to offer...Veramark, Teramark, Barakarin...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 08:11:22 PM

Viva la Regan Revoltion

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Mor'os on June 13, 2007, 10:00:46 PM

"Oh noez! We are being invaded!"

"OMFG we are all doomed!"

"Wait! I have a plan!"

"ZOMG what?"

"If we change our address  by changing our name again they won't be able to find us!

"WTF?"

"Genius!"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 10:09:05 PM

gah! IM NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME!!!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: UFS on June 13, 2007, 11:21:13 PM

Fear me For im the Ace of Spades... BWAHHA

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 11:22:18 PM

its the ace of death

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: UFS on June 13, 2007, 11:28:12 PM

and then the deck is reshuffled and you get...

THE THREE OF FUSSYNESS

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 13, 2007, 11:45:50 PM

your mom is THE THREE OF FUSSYNESS

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 14, 2007, 08:51:41 AM

a nation so shitty they can't even keep a name...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 14, 2007, 01:15:40 PM

*goes off and cires in a corner*

geez, pur, youre so mean...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 14, 2007, 09:13:19 PM

I have a split personality!!!!

Serious question: is Barakharin a seperate country from Veramark, or did it take control of Veramark?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 14, 2007, 10:02:33 PM

THE UASS IS FOR SOCIALISTS ONLY

unless you ask nice then we let you in anyways

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 15, 2007, 12:53:51 PM

Quote from: Gallipoli-China on June 14, 2007, 09:13:19 PM

I have a split personality!!!!

Serious question: is Barakharin a seperate country from Veramark, or did it take control of Veramark?

Baarakrin took over Veramark after it formed from the Rebel Minority Tribes. (Oz wont let me have the lands north of Barakrin so i have to RP it better..and i need permission...)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: LLANYDERN on June 15, 2007, 03:14:01 PM

I don't know whats going on so i'll make a random statement that I hope doesn't make me sound like a moron....... wait that made me sound like a moron.... Doh!

Can't wait till someone does me

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 15, 2007, 03:15:04 PM

OOC: so, on the map, Barakarin owns the countries of Veramark and Barakarin?

IC: Irnotia: where are all my allies going!?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 15, 2007, 03:25:28 PM

OOC: Yeah

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 17, 2007, 09:57:46 PM

I have lots of allies!!! but they are all weak... and pointless... and disagreeing with each other...
but man their are alot
(to g-c)\

and everyone see my new avatar

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 18, 2007, 12:44:05 PM

um.... cool av?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on June 18, 2007, 01:59:27 PM

I have no allies and give empty war threats! (To Ranholn)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 19, 2007, 09:46:07 PM

^ Irnotia's got a new colony...time to exand.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 21, 2007, 04:13:05 PM

I shall always declare im anti imperialism.. unless my allies do it then ill jsut chill

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 24, 2007, 06:11:58 PM

OOC: WTF does that mean?  The only attempted imperialism from one of my allies has been Llanydern, and that was stopped.

IC: YOU HAVE NO HONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on June 24, 2007, 06:47:33 PM

"Workers just need to fold their arms to stop the world!"

*Workers fold arms*

"Get back to work, all of you, or you're fired."

*Workers return to work*

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 24, 2007, 06:51:44 PM

Were a Theoretician Moncarhy

*aide whispers in Ear*

Oh i take that back, Libertarian Monarchy

*Aide whispers in ear*

ehhh, were a Democracy

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on June 24, 2007, 06:58:22 PM

OOC: We're not a democracy, and never have been.

IC: We're Terramark. Veramark? Barakarin? Yes, that's it. Barakarin. Republic.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 24, 2007, 06:59:34 PM

OOC: ???????????????

IC: Alright, I'm going to be the "good guy" here and.. BLAST!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khablan on June 25, 2007, 05:25:16 AM

^ has a thing for fire.  And destruction.  Maybe we're just feeding him too many cookies.  Could be a result of intense sugar rush.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 25, 2007, 07:31:21 AM

^where mothers rule and cookies are plentiful.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: tak on June 25, 2007, 07:40:35 AM

^ Fighters of the UASS

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 26, 2007, 08:16:42 AM

^ Who attacked that meeting?  I don't know, so let's just blame some random nation!  And start tagging their nationals!  And get their nationals lynched in three countries, including our own!

BUT WE'RE DEFENDING HUMAN RIGHTS!

(I  :wb: hypocracy)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on June 26, 2007, 01:16:31 PM

We liberate colonies (invade and force communism on them), dispossess bourgoise (kill them), and ground nation's military into dust. All in the name of the peaceful spread of socialism, of course.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: tak on June 26, 2007, 01:32:14 PM

^ Fear the Liberterian Almighty of Myroria

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Tatar on June 26, 2007, 03:24:34 PM

Parliament in Crimea
Ahmet Aksakal(President of Crimean Tatars) said that:
-We will send our ambassador to Veramark.
Adviser whispers in ear:
-Sir there is no veramark.Now there is Terramark
-We will send our ambassador to Terramark.
Adviser whispers in ear:
-Sir there is no Terramark.Now there is Barakarin.
-Okay.
-We will send our ambassador to Barakarin.
Adviser whispers in ear:
-Sir
-That's enough!We will not send our ambassador to anywhere.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 26, 2007, 09:16:01 PM

Quote from: Tatar on June 26, 2007, 03:24:34 PM

Parliament in Crimea
Ahmet Aksakal(President of Crimean Tatars) said that:
-We will send our ambassador to Veramark.
Adviser whispers in ear:
-Sir there is no veramark.Now there is Terramark
-We will send our ambassador to Terramark.
Adviser whispers in ear:
-Sir there is no Terramark.Now there is Barakarin.
-Okay.
-We will send our ambassador to Barakarin.
Adviser whispers in ear:
-Sir
-That's enough!We will not send our ambassador to anywhere.

i hate u

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 26, 2007, 10:01:08 PM

Quote from: Libertarian Monarchy of Myroria on June 26, 2007, 01:16:31 PM

We liberate colonies (invade and force communism on them), dispossess bourgoise (kill them), and ground nation's military into dust. All in the name of the peaceful spread of socialism, of course.

Oh come on, that's rhetoric!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on June 26, 2007, 10:30:33 PM

No death but class death!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on June 27, 2007, 11:47:17 PM

Yes... Foxes do have lightening bolts as feet...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 28, 2007, 12:11:59 AM

Yes we big and powerful..like china..and we hate everybody else..like chine.. HAIL CHINA EXPECT FOR THE COMMIE PART!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Union on June 28, 2007, 12:56:45 AM

^ Does his country even exist?
*strip searches the forum for any proof the existence of the Barakarin Republic...finds none.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 28, 2007, 07:42:06 PM

Ok, ok. i ripped off my name from china.. SHUT UP!!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on June 28, 2007, 08:39:01 PM

I no longer have a card

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 28, 2007, 09:40:14 PM

???

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: fir_solidarity_Movement on June 29, 2007, 05:06:28 PM

back to jokes about nations

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 29, 2007, 05:54:29 PM

^ Terrorists!

Freedom Fighters!

Terrorists!

Freedom Fighters!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 29, 2007, 09:24:42 PM

Alright, we shall have free welfare, free healthcare

What about Dental

...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khablan on June 29, 2007, 10:01:42 PM

^ Here's your dental!  Bang!  Zap!  Boom!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 29, 2007, 10:03:50 PM

Gah! i dont know anything bout moma khab nation!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khablan on June 30, 2007, 12:25:00 AM

(lol Sorry Bara, I'll bow out.)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 12:25:33 AM

(Ok, but can i have a cookie?)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 30, 2007, 01:49:53 PM

Barakarin, where the people can't agree on anything. especialy a name.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 10:23:44 PM

PUR..where sexy hot goth girls roam... he he

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 30, 2007, 11:44:07 PM

a nation of rebelious teenagers.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 11:45:08 PM

hey! there are some adults... they do the paper work

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: tak on July 01, 2007, 12:04:15 AM

^indecisive enough to victimize his own indecisiveness

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 01, 2007, 12:09:24 AM

"takasia... where the hell is that? i don't see it on this map."

"move your thumb."

"OH WOW THATS TINY!"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on July 01, 2007, 12:29:56 AM

In Uichi Ryu, flower picks YOU!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 01, 2007, 12:34:06 AM

in Gallipoli-China it is illegal to refer to anyone as anything other than comrade or capitalist pig.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on July 01, 2007, 12:35:40 AM

fair enough.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 01, 2007, 12:46:28 AM

sorry my friend its just so easy to go there.

"sir we are under attack."

"oh well get propaganda on that."

"sir its the myrorians."

"oh hell they're stubborn, alright call up the troops."

"sir they are on vacation."

"who authorized that?!!"

"you did sir, you said propaganda could handle any issues while the army went on vacation."

"damn, your sure propaganda won't work?"

"yes sir its the myrorians."

"fine hell, where are our allies?"

"it seams they are busy having fun sir."

"fun, thats not allowed.... why weren't we invited?"

"i don't know sir, but what shall we do about the myrorians?"

"get propaganda on it."

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on July 01, 2007, 12:37:40 PM

i thought that was funny

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khablan on July 03, 2007, 05:40:11 AM

(Take a bow, PUR.  LMAO!!!)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khablan on July 03, 2007, 07:36:47 AM

(Alright, I've put up something in the National Statistics thread, so that should at least give people some idea of what to pick on.)

^ where the largest industry is strip clubs, and males have to be imported when necessary.  Which is seldom.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on July 03, 2007, 02:15:55 PM

"Woah...."

"ummm, were under attack.."

"By whom?"

"The evil barabians"

"Hold on"

*Pulls out 10,000 dollars*

"You likey, stripier man!"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on July 03, 2007, 02:58:49 PM

We got a Civil war to win, followed by a name our nation compatition

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on July 03, 2007, 03:09:46 PM

i get the 1st, the 2nd part, no.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 08:29:20 PM

After shooting first, Bakarin never had time to ask questions later.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 03, 2007, 08:46:58 PM

Treygoslavia where there are more criminals than crimes.

(Barakarin, please play the game correctly don't just respond, you're screwing it up for everyone else.)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 08:51:21 PM

The people of PUR...so hot that the planet exploded in a ball of flame.  Our PUR is the only survivor.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 03, 2007, 08:58:50 PM

Treygoslavia where the wisest criminals live so wise in fact that they get others to commit crimes in other countries and give them the money from it.

(nice Trey, at last someone aknowleges our hotness)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 09:06:30 PM

PUR...causing people worldwide to forget how to spell curse words.

Dayum!!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 03, 2007, 09:17:20 PM

Treygoslavia, notorious for their extreme flirting.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 09:19:05 PM

PUR...inventors of a special pick-up line blocker.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on July 04, 2007, 02:01:48 AM

PUR...a country of heroin addicts, whose women have purple mohawks and live under the impression they're hot.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on July 04, 2007, 05:54:05 PM

"All hail the emperor!"

"Were a Monarchy..."

"......"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on July 04, 2007, 06:36:46 PM

...And? An Emperor (Or Empeurer as it is called in Myroria) is a monarch.

Quote

An emperor is a (male) monarch, usually the sovereign ruler of an empire or another type of imperial realm. Empress is the feminine form.

Barakarin...where we want to go to war as we fight our own civil war!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on July 04, 2007, 06:55:38 PM

Shut up!nobdy has attacked me yet and i havent attacked any bosdy so im sorta safe..


"Mr. Empeurer you are under arrest."

"WHAT!"

"Just shut up and go to jail"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 10, 2007, 10:12:26 PM

Democracy through violence! YAR!!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on July 10, 2007, 10:14:32 PM

PUR... which is really named Uhuchi Richu and nobody knows how to spell it right.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Talmann on July 11, 2007, 02:09:55 AM

I dunno about you, Bara, but I can spell Uichi Ryu perfectly fine every time. And I believe (correct me if I'm wrong, PUR) that it is pronounced oowee(fused, one syllable)-chee ryoo.

Barakarin, land of anarchy and chaos, though they prefer to be called a Democratic Republic.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 11, 2007, 02:15:06 AM

you are quite correct talmann. we are named after a martial arts style from the isle of okinowa.

Talstadt land of mysterious lack of technology.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Talmann on July 11, 2007, 02:17:49 AM

Workin' on that currently...

Uichi Ryu, (well... everything's been done already. What do I do?) Uh... here, have a smoke!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 11, 2007, 02:20:13 AM

Talstadt kind of like germany..... i  think.... wait where did that intelligence report go....

(finaly someone brought up our liking for a good smoke.)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on July 11, 2007, 04:11:33 AM

I still call it oo-ee-chee ryu. Then again, Myrorians call Eire the Land of Eire, or Eireland, Baltija ball-tee-juh (it really was ball-tee-huh), and Gallipoli-China Gallipoli-and-China.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:13:09 PM

Gotta love Myoria...no one can ever access a building without an RPG because the computer system running the doors is possessed by the spirit of Stanley Kubrick.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Union on July 22, 2007, 10:51:21 PM

^ Can't find any RP on his nation, but I'm sure his people are addicted to the Game section of any forum.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on July 22, 2007, 10:54:28 PM

Thres the loyalists..who's the other side?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on July 23, 2007, 02:38:05 AM

Barakarin always looking for a fight.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on July 23, 2007, 03:08:27 AM

PUR's always looking for a sugar cube.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on July 23, 2007, 04:19:41 AM

Myroria's always looking for a colony

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on July 23, 2007, 08:19:14 PM

St. Oz...looking for new, stranger-colored contacts.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on July 23, 2007, 08:44:58 PM

Trey? Whats trey?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on July 23, 2007, 09:11:26 PM

I'm too small to tell you what I am.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on July 23, 2007, 09:17:54 PM

hmmm..trey,trey trey...never heard of it!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on July 23, 2007, 10:05:17 PM

Shoot first, shoot later...questions are for nerds.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Ranholn on August 09, 2007, 03:19:32 AM

Trey... do we really Exist at all?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on August 09, 2007, 10:48:24 PM

I'm blue, babadee babadie, babadeee babadii, babadee babadieeee

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 09, 2007, 10:58:19 PM

Trey the land of single geeks. well at least we are better than Barakarin....

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on August 09, 2007, 11:00:58 PM

PUR: We're amazing.  You're not.  Deal with it.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 09, 2007, 11:57:06 PM

Leader of Trey: Lets attack Barakarin!

Adie: Sir, were not even on the map.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 10, 2007, 12:11:06 AM

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 1: hell no.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 2: buzz off.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 3: leave me alone.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

canada: maybe...

Barakarin: PLEEEEEEEEEAZE!!!!!

canada: oh fine if your going to be like that.....

Barakarin: HELLZ YEAZZ!!!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 10, 2007, 12:12:04 AM

hey!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 11, 2007, 01:23:47 AM

Quote from: The Wonderful PUR on August 10, 2007, 12:11:06 AM

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 1: hell no.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 2: buzz off.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 3: leave me alone.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

canada: maybe...

Barakarin: PLEEEEEEEEEAZE!!!!!

canada: oh fine if your going to be like that.....

Barakarin: HELLZ YEAZZ!!!

 :clap:

Barakarin: Hey I found a whole new species of little fantastic elves, let's shoot them all!

Canada: Sweet, more land to take over!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 11, 2007, 11:48:26 AM

i'm not going to shoot them all....

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on August 13, 2007, 04:13:01 AM

Welcome to Braa.  Sory for mispeling our own nayme.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Union on August 13, 2007, 04:35:18 AM

Treygoslavia

Shooting garbage into space, so our future generation can deal with it when it comes crashing down as a massive ball.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 13, 2007, 01:32:14 PM

Chinese Loyalist: We got the star, we got the sickle but hell no, we dont have the hammer!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 13, 2007, 06:56:27 PM

Quote

yes trey, im smarter then what you take me for.

Yes, Trey, I am smarter than you think.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 13, 2007, 06:57:36 PM

thanks?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Solnath on August 14, 2007, 01:16:10 AM

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ZERG RUSH

^__________________________________________^

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Union on August 14, 2007, 01:19:17 AM

Barak, its a hammer and sickle, notice the blunt end? Hah!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 14, 2007, 01:53:54 AM

^ Making Communism more efficient every day.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 14, 2007, 02:07:28 AM

i swear we don't take after the nazi's.... ::)
THE EASTIANS ARE GODS CHOSEN RACE!!!
sorry i mean we are very peaceful yes....


damn i think they are on to us...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 14, 2007, 05:35:20 PM

PUR, the Land where guys pretend there girls online.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Solnath on August 14, 2007, 07:57:49 PM

Thanks for ignoring me guys, much obliged.

Barakarin - Fremen Wannabes of the Year 2006.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Aquatoria on August 14, 2007, 08:02:30 PM

Quote

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 1: hell no.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 2: buzz off.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 3: leave me alone.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

canada: maybe...

Barakarin: PLEEEEEEEEEAZE!!!!!

canada: oh fine if your going to be like that.....

Barakarin: HELLZ YEAZZ!!!


 

Barakarin: Hey I found a whole new species of little fantastic elves, let's shoot them all!

Canada: Sweet, more land to take over!

What the H...E...Double Hockeysticks. I not even here and people talk about me. Damn your going down, Xyrael and PUR as soon as I think of a new thing.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on August 14, 2007, 10:35:41 PM

Quote from: Canada-Quebecois Empire on August 14, 2007, 08:02:30 PM

Quote

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 1: hell no.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 2: buzz off.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

nation 3: leave me alone.

Barakarin: do you want an alliance?

canada: maybe...

Barakarin: PLEEEEEEEEEAZE!!!!!

canada: oh fine if your going to be like that.....

Barakarin: HELLZ YEAZZ!!!


 

Barakarin: Hey I found a whole new species of little fantastic elves, let's shoot them all!

Canada: Sweet, more land to take over!

What the H...E...Double Hockeysticks. I not even here and people talk about me. Damn your going down, Xyrael and PUR.

Xyrael is St. Oz's personal b**ch. I haven't seen someone suck up to their master like this since Stedman.

PUR.
The Land of the Hippies
They want to save the earth but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Damn.  The game is "Parody", not "Rip a new one in...".

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Aquatoria on August 14, 2007, 10:39:51 PM

sorry my bad. I'll change it.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 14, 2007, 10:46:47 PM

*censored for PC reasons*

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on August 14, 2007, 11:05:37 PM

Quote from: Xyrael on August 14, 2007, 10:46:47 PM

^ I'm make up for quality with quantity, until I'm told size does matter

Same thing to you, Xyrael...be nice.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 14, 2007, 11:07:46 PM

HEY! Oh you can ask my girlfriend I've got the quality AND the quantity...

(click to show/hide)

damned censorship bureau! we need a flame thread just for fun

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Aquatoria on August 14, 2007, 11:11:00 PM

Oh well, clean jokes might not be as fun, but they can still hurt.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 14, 2007, 11:13:10 PM

* Xyrael squares off with the fig leaf on Canada's flag... I'll kick YOU where it hurts!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Reine de Tourençal on August 14, 2007, 11:14:37 PM

Yes...he does  O:-)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Aquatoria on August 14, 2007, 11:19:26 PM

Fig Leaf..uhh?

*sighs. Puts down beer and stands up. Takes out rapid beaver. It bites Xyrael right where it hurt.*

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Trey on August 14, 2007, 11:20:58 PM

Quote from: Xyrael on August 14, 2007, 11:07:46 PM

HEY! Oh you can ask my girlfriend I've got the quality AND the quantity...

(click to show/hide)

damned censorship bureau! we need a flame thread just for fun

Yes, we do need a flame thread.

And I don't need any more details on your part about your quality or quantity.

Sounds like you two have fun, Aiko.

Oh...just blame Canada.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 14, 2007, 11:22:53 PM

lol ^ Trey, the only guy on the RP forum that doesn't RP.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Talmann on August 14, 2007, 11:26:00 PM

Xyrael- we control the most important waterway in Taijitu, and we don't give a damn what you think about it!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 15, 2007, 01:38:46 AM

Talmann - "Wagons without horses!? And what's this black salt?"

* Talmann sticks his torch next to the powder and the building explodes.

Talmann - "FANTASTIC!"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Talmann on August 15, 2007, 03:59:32 AM

HA! Got me with my old Talstadt, eh? Well here's a blast from YOUR past...

(OOC: Everyone, this is from Xyrael-Lexicon)

"I got it! We'll take all our children underground and train them to hate the world!"
"Why?"
"I dunno. You got any better ideas?"
"Yea... why don't we join the rest of Xyrael?"
"Execute him..."

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 15, 2007, 05:16:56 AM

I didn't train them... I bred them to hate the world! Ah I still remember the rape farms... good times. *ponders* ...maybe? nah......
.....
.....
..  ::)

Talmann - I just don't think I can pick a side... why can't we have a pragmatic alliance in Taijitu, everything has to be so black and white.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 15, 2007, 06:46:58 AM

xyraeli eugenics department statement

races that are good
1. us
2. ozia
3. uichi ryu
4. probably the rest of easteros besides ryazania
5. mor'os


races that are bad
1. ryazania
2. myroria
3. probably everyone else hmm maybe not those mercantalist guys.... yea them too

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 15, 2007, 12:45:58 PM

person on uichi ryu online: Hi! I'm a girl!

person somewhere else: im a guy!

*6-9 months later*

person on uichi ryu online: im really a guy

person somewhere else: ......... HOLY SH*T!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 16, 2007, 12:02:48 AM

i wanna make on on PUR...

PUR: I'm a lesbian!

I-S: I'm a girl!

PUR: Oo you're hot.

~ several months later

I-S: I'm really a guy!

PUR: *shudddddder*

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 16, 2007, 01:27:25 AM

whos IS?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on August 16, 2007, 01:45:44 AM

Inglo-Scotia. Long story, you're too new to understand.

"This is blasphemy! This is madness!"

"Madness? THIS IS BARA-*mindless violence, shooting, widespread anarchy*"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 16, 2007, 01:56:09 AM

Myroria - the one place where equality truly is defined by wealth. You're either wealthy, or you're an outcast.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 16, 2007, 01:32:32 PM

Xyrael- we used to have pretty big weapons selling thing, but now nobody buys stuff from it.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 17, 2007, 07:26:21 AM

vvvv Ah, fixed. Free advertisement, Myroria I'm turning into a picture-perfect capitalist.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 17, 2007, 07:31:09 AM

^ the land of shameless plugs.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 17, 2007, 12:41:54 PM

PUR...we still cant tell if there all girls, or guys pretending to be girls...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 18, 2007, 07:18:47 AM

^ scientists conclude that it is only due to an extremely high birthrate that the mindless violence hasn't completely wiped out the population of Barakarin or whatever they call themselves these days. it is astounding to know that most of this fighting seems to be over "chicks who are actualy dudes, age, Fallen Earth is a great game man, pirates rule and Trey is a bastard."

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on August 18, 2007, 08:20:19 AM

you forgot "i'm not gay YOU ARE"

^ PUR - Everyone dresses like a non-conformist, even the conformists!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 18, 2007, 08:33:10 AM

ESPECIALY the conformists.

^ we secretly plan on taking over Easteros... shh don't tell PUR.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 18, 2007, 02:21:12 PM

^ to this day, we still cant tell if there all really chicks or guys.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Iadak on August 18, 2007, 03:04:51 PM

We're Warrior Wannabes!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 18, 2007, 03:06:00 PM

Ambassador: Who the heck are you?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on August 18, 2007, 06:21:00 PM

If 1000 Barakarins played Halo, it still wouldn't be as good as Morrowind/Oblivion/Half-Life.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Iadak on August 18, 2007, 06:35:16 PM

If 1000 Myrorians played Morrowind/Oblivion/Half-Life, it still wouldn't be as good as Chess

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on August 18, 2007, 06:39:04 PM

If 1000 Ozians played Chess, it still wouldn't be good as...

(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/0/0f/Thermopylae.jpg/478px-Thermopylae.jpg)

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on August 18, 2007, 07:03:10 PM

Too bad Myroria doesn't recognize Communist Monopoly

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 19, 2007, 07:18:04 PM

Ozia land of Mafia and Gaeanism. what a charming place......

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on August 20, 2007, 12:33:17 AM

PUR, where no one can tell if you're a guy or girl...

Those guy-or-girl jokes never get old. Oh, they do?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 20, 2007, 09:27:25 PM

Myrorian: Outlander..

Somebody else: What?

Myrorian: *Stabs the outland in the back*

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on August 20, 2007, 10:23:54 PM

If ^ would play Half Life 2, I wonder how long it would take him to do the physic puzzles...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 20, 2007, 10:26:01 PM

UN: Who is that person?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 21, 2007, 06:31:31 AM

^ only 5% of Barakarins teens graduate from highschool the rest have been killed by meaningless violence or a potato gun accident by this time.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 21, 2007, 01:52:11 PM

^ still, after a few weeks, the rest of the world doesn't know if PURS nation are guys or girls.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on August 21, 2007, 11:40:52 PM

^ , the few Barakarins who did not get killed by random violence now, seem to be asexual, or how else can't they just find out if Uichi Ryans are guys or girls?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 21, 2007, 11:45:10 PM

no really, who is that person?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on August 21, 2007, 11:52:03 PM

^, How can it be that such a military oriented nation like Barakarin just don't know all nuclear superpowers, and not even the nation with the modernst military forces on Taijitu?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 22, 2007, 06:57:10 AM

^ all of naths people: join us, we are free here. there is no pain. there is no fear.

   some random guy: RUN FOR YOU LIVES! THEY WANNA DO ANAL PROBING!!!!

   Barakarin: realy now? *starts walking towords the crowd*

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 22, 2007, 02:52:36 PM

but honestly people, how do we know if everybody in PUR are guys?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on August 22, 2007, 03:18:43 PM

Why would everybody in PUR be male? Even he's stated 80% of PUR is female, and that only females are allowed into the army.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 22, 2007, 03:35:25 PM

think about online.... anywho, Uhici Ryan gender can be confusing.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Union on August 25, 2007, 08:59:24 PM

^Wil figth ofr food

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 25, 2007, 10:03:12 PM

^Nuclear Wasteland.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 26, 2007, 12:06:39 AM

who knows

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on August 26, 2007, 12:29:15 AM

I think Barakarin liked PUR, then found out he was a guy, and is now afraid that he himself is gay. Homophobic.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on August 26, 2007, 11:03:12 AM

Might be the reason. Homophobia is sadly very common under young people..

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 26, 2007, 01:58:39 PM

You shut up!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Rakuten06 on August 26, 2007, 02:15:47 PM

The Land of Geeks and Violence!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 26, 2007, 02:23:20 PM

The land of newbies!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Rakuten06 on August 26, 2007, 02:37:08 PM

In Barakin...

Priests chanted, "Barakin, Barakin" before being interrupted with a news break on the tv beside them:

Barakin has announced a name change, it will be Violence of Geece

Priests groaned then changed the stances and began chanting again, "Violence of Geece, Violence of Geece..."

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 26, 2007, 02:39:02 PM

hmm....you seem familiar....do i know you?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Rakuten06 on August 26, 2007, 02:47:48 PM

The Shogun sitting in a hut when the letter comes from Barakin: "you look familiar, do I know you"??

The Shogun looks at the letter then giving a reply back at the messenger: No.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 26, 2007, 02:48:57 PM

im a newbie, im a newbie.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 27, 2007, 10:19:01 AM

according to most nations, the people of barakarin are to be shot on sight due not to their random violence but to the fact that they are all astoundingly annoying.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 27, 2007, 12:26:03 PM

heck, most people just shot PUR on sight because ummmm....ummm.....ummmm.... Darn it!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on August 27, 2007, 09:39:05 PM

At least, we all know the reason why people shoot on Barakarins (or whatever is their current name).

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 27, 2007, 09:39:48 PM

nobody even cares for ^ anymore.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on August 28, 2007, 07:01:44 AM

Hm, another reason to tell why the people shoot Barakarins: they are just too far concerned with civil wars and random violence to learn how to type and how to make other people laugh...except you count the many people laughing over them.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 28, 2007, 12:55:52 PM

that was just harsh.....  :'(

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Feniexia on August 29, 2007, 07:02:00 PM

I know I'm evil.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 30, 2007, 06:30:09 AM

^ our security is so good that everyone is now in prison. well at least they were punished right?

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on August 30, 2007, 04:03:08 PM

But no Uichi Ryans are in prison because no one knows whether to put them into a woman's or man's prison.

*monotone* Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha, these never get old.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Union on August 30, 2007, 05:49:53 PM

^ Foreigners and invaders will be stone to death by giant wads of money.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on August 30, 2007, 07:33:37 PM

"We're losing the invasion. Let's nuke our own people."

"Brilliant, Chancellor!"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 30, 2007, 07:57:14 PM

"yey! we defeated the commies!

"now who to pick on?"

"Hmmm... How about the Barakarin scum?"

"Yes! Invade!"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on August 31, 2007, 05:42:47 AM

Barakarin A: Seriously, did we just ask Myroria to invade?

Barakarin B: Yeah...they turned us down.

Barakarin A: I guess they were afraid of the random violence.

Barakarin C: *shoots Barakarin A and B in their respective heads*  Damn straight.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 31, 2007, 07:10:17 AM

Gallipoli China, once a member of the m ost powerful alliance in Taijitu.

now.... well actualy i think everyone died......HELLOOOOO!.....is there anyone alive in here?.....yep they are definately dead or something.......maybe they are all on vacation.....oh i know how to tell if they are there!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!

No? nothing? yep definately dead or on vacation.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on August 31, 2007, 07:25:27 AM

PUR: we're going to rule Easteros ourselves in a new Shining Empire!  Wait, there are actually other powerful states here now...

We're going to confederate with all the Easteros states in a new Shining Empire!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on August 31, 2007, 07:33:14 AM

when Viktor Finally lost it even the news teams were affected:

Dick: "Workers of the world! It is time to......PAAAAAAAAARTY!!!!!" were some of the last words of Viktor Debs before he was placed in an insane asylum. it is thought that his breakdown was from the loss of his brainchild the UASS. tom.... what are you doing naked on the desk?"

Tom: "Viktor said party so its time to party!"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on August 31, 2007, 01:35:44 PM

Gallipoli-China:

*murders bum* "I'm freeing him from the shackles that are laws, designed to repress the poor!"

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on August 31, 2007, 07:43:16 PM

Quote from: Gallipoli-China on August 31, 2007, 05:42:47 AM

Barakarin A: Seriously, did we just ask Myroria to invade?

Barakarin B: Yeah...they turned us down.

Barakarin A: I guess they were afraid of the random violence.

Barakarin C: *shoots Barakarin A and B in their respective heads*  Damn straight.

 :clap: funny

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on September 04, 2007, 12:31:35 PM

DSA: we just got defeated in a war, so here's what we're going to do.  We're going to war somewhere else!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on September 04, 2007, 09:58:49 PM

Alright, im just going to make fun of myself here

(http://www.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-kitty_sniper.jpg)

Even the Cats in Barakarin know how to kill.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on September 05, 2007, 06:12:43 AM

in Barakarin the pirates and ninjas banned together just to fend off the random violence.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Xyrael on September 05, 2007, 06:48:33 AM

Gallipoli-China -- The true reason for absence....

* Viktor walks through the streets of Carcossa and see's two hot women making out with each other.

"Hey there, cuties, how 'bout partying back at my place, I got a pole for you to dance on ;)" says Viktor.

"Oh that sounds fun!" says one girl with the soccer ball and another with a bright green mohawk. Viktor grins, thinking he is victorious.

~

Several hours later, Viktor is found in bondage gear with a rubber ball in his mouth and a rather sore rectum. The BBC mistakes him for an israeli and publishes this article (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6441461.stm).

Viktor then spends several days on a hemroids pad at a medical office awaiting his medical results.

(click to show/hide)

mmmmm I-S and PUR gangbangs the new tourist attraction in Carcossa, tourists prefer Xyrael due to his nations hot asian women (http://forum.taijitu.org/national-statistics/xyrael/msg75428/#msg75428).

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on September 07, 2007, 08:42:05 PM

Xyraeli A: I have a hot wife

Xyraeli B: I have a hot grandmother

*Barakarin guy walks up to both and shotts them in the head*

Barakarin guy: Now there both mine

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on September 07, 2007, 11:42:45 PM

In Barakarin, Grannie Pr0n is a big market!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on September 08, 2007, 12:03:57 AM

In St Oz, weapon selling is a big market!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on September 08, 2007, 12:45:40 AM

In Barakarin, stating the obvious is a big market!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on September 08, 2007, 12:48:34 AM

In myrioa, picking on others is a national past time!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on September 08, 2007, 12:54:33 AM

I'm Barakarin, one of the possibly thousands who cannot spell "Myroria".

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on September 08, 2007, 12:57:34 AM

I'm Myrioa, a guy who believes that we should conquer the world, but thinks commies are bad! hooray world conquering!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: St Oz on September 08, 2007, 01:03:41 AM

Barakarinese (sic) are horrible at comedy

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Bara on September 08, 2007, 01:07:39 AM

you know, maybe i should stop posting in this thread...

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on September 08, 2007, 09:09:47 AM

probabley and....

Barakarin the land where random violence and low IQ's go after puberty.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on September 08, 2007, 07:20:23 PM

in PUR, secretaries are prostitutes.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Myroria on September 08, 2007, 08:59:47 PM

In Gallipoli-China, documentaries about revolutions in Gallipoli-China have seasons.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on September 08, 2007, 11:11:24 PM

heh.

Vrotrith member A: hey, those guys over in Laen'ka have started a revolution.

Vrotrith member B: let's copy them!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 28, 2011, 05:45:41 PM

DSA, CCC what the hell do you care capitalist pig? still got three letters don't it!

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Zimmerwald on June 28, 2011, 11:09:49 PM

Different times.  DSA dies a slow and painful death in the twenties, according to the history which I've been given, and that's stretching it.

^ is Bustos with "People's" stuck on the front.

Title: Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
Post by: Khem on June 29, 2011, 02:24:06 AM

 :P I figured out as much. Also good one  ;D

^ spends 20% of his budget tipping the help.