Gallipoli-China -- The true reason for absence....
* Viktor walks through the streets of Carcossa and see's two hot women making out with each other."Hey there, cuties, how 'bout partying back at my place, I got a pole for you to dance on
" says Viktor.
"Oh that sounds fun!" says one girl with the soccer ball and another with a bright green mohawk. Viktor grins, thinking he is victorious.
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Several hours later, Viktor is found in bondage gear with a rubber ball in his mouth and a rather sore rectum. The BBC mistakes him for an israeli and publishes
this article.
Viktor then spends several days on a hemroids pad at a medical office awaiting his medical results.
