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Offline Trey

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #210 on: August 14, 2007, 11:20:58 PM »
HEY! Oh you can ask my girlfriend I've got the quality AND the quantity...

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Yes, we do need a flame thread.

And I don't need any more details on your part about your quality or quantity.

Sounds like you two have fun, Aiko.

Oh...just blame Canada.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Xyrael

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #211 on: August 14, 2007, 11:22:53 PM »
lol ^ Trey, the only guy on the RP forum that doesn't RP.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #212 on: August 14, 2007, 11:26:00 PM »
Xyrael- we control the most important waterway in Taijitu, and we don't give a damn what you think about it!
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Xyrael

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #213 on: August 15, 2007, 01:38:46 AM »
Talmann - "Wagons without horses!? And what's this black salt?"

* Talmann sticks his torch next to the powder and the building explodes.

Talmann - "FANTASTIC!"
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #214 on: August 15, 2007, 03:59:32 AM »
HA! Got me with my old Talstadt, eh? Well here's a blast from YOUR past...

(OOC: Everyone, this is from Xyrael-Lexicon)

"I got it! We'll take all our children underground and train them to hate the world!"
"Why?"
"I dunno. You got any better ideas?"
"Yea... why don't we join the rest of Xyrael?"
"Execute him..."
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Xyrael

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #215 on: August 15, 2007, 05:16:56 AM »
I didn't train them... I bred them to hate the world! Ah I still remember the rape farms... good times. *ponders* ...maybe? nah......
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Talmann - I just don't think I can pick a side... why can't we have a pragmatic alliance in Taijitu, everything has to be so black and white.
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Offline Khem

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #216 on: August 15, 2007, 06:46:58 AM »
xyraeli eugenics department statement

races that are good
1. us
2. ozia
3. uichi ryu
4. probably the rest of easteros besides ryazania
5. mor'os


races that are bad
1. ryazania
2. myroria
3. probably everyone else hmm maybe not those mercantalist guys.... yea them too
« Last Edit: August 15, 2007, 06:48:50 AM by The Wonderful PUR »

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Offline Bara

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #217 on: August 15, 2007, 12:45:58 PM »
person on uichi ryu online: Hi! I'm a girl!

person somewhere else: im a guy!

*6-9 months later*

person on uichi ryu online: im really a guy

person somewhere else: ......... HOLY SH*T!





Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Xyrael

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #218 on: August 16, 2007, 12:02:48 AM »
i wanna make on on PUR...

PUR: I'm a lesbian!

I-S: I'm a girl!

PUR: Oo you're hot.

~ several months later

I-S: I'm really a guy!

PUR: *shudddddder*
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Offline Bara

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #219 on: August 16, 2007, 01:27:25 AM »
whos IS?
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #220 on: August 16, 2007, 01:45:44 AM »
Inglo-Scotia. Long story, you're too new to understand.

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Offline Xyrael

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #221 on: August 16, 2007, 01:56:09 AM »
Myroria - the one place where equality truly is defined by wealth. You're either wealthy, or you're an outcast.
I have become, again and again.

Offline Bara

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #222 on: August 16, 2007, 01:32:32 PM »
Xyrael- we used to have pretty big weapons selling thing, but now nobody buys stuff from it.
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Offline Xyrael

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #223 on: August 17, 2007, 07:26:21 AM »
vvvv Ah, fixed. Free advertisement, Myroria I'm turning into a picture-perfect capitalist.
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Offline Khem

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Re: Parody ^ Nation or Alliance
« Reply #224 on: August 17, 2007, 07:31:09 AM »
^ the land of shameless plugs.

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