Dixie Classroom
The teacher spoke smashing the ruler on the black board, "Now y'all what be the 8 days of Arrraaaaselll... Billy! You come here and write 'em up boy..."
The boy slowly came up nervous.
He wrote,
1. A Mall
2. Thephatwoman
3. Jarsandkatz
4. Sifilis
5. Mamandsur
6. dIXie
7. Melsleme
8. Diana
As he walked down the teacher grabbed him by the ear, "Stop right there boy, sit on the stoll and pay attention or I swear to god almighty I'll pick 500 bushels of wheat just to teach ya boy."
She slipped a white cone hat on him and smacked him with a paddle.
"Now Cindy, can you tell me what kinduh society Arraaselll is?"
The girl stood up and spoke, "My daddy always tooold me that Araasel is full'a Heretic N!@#$rs"
The teacher spat out "Exactly kids... Heretc N!@#$rs, They worship the Devil! and the word for the Devil in Araseleese is?"
"Kani"
"Goooooooood"