Taijitu
Forum Meta => Role Play => Archived Role Play Boards => Archive => Silly RP => Topic started by: Union on June 24, 2007, 09:22:24 PM
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In light of the recent trend in environmental protection, my country has decide to wage war on these eccentric and wasteful projects to promote a "Green World." Stop ruining our economy hippies! We would reverse all your pitiful efforts to reduce emissions!
If your nation builds eco-friendly cars, we would build incredibly huge vehicles that uses enormous amount of fuel to go a pathetically short distance.
For every renewable energy plant you build, we build two coal fire plants (with no scrubbers, HAHA!)
For every animal you add to the endanger species list, we would hunt a specie of our choice, to extinction. (starting with those pesky monkeys.)
For every forest you name a protected wildlife sanctuary, we would nuke a forest to radiated embers.
For every new tree you plant, we would nuke a forest to radiated embers.
Feel my wrath hippies :trout:!!!!!
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That's right, you blasted hippies! For every "green space" you promote, we'll pave over a park. For every low-emission factory you build, we'll remove the filters from a dozen smokestacks. For every waste-spewing pipe you protest, we'll pollute a lake until it glows in the dark.
Eat that, you economy-ruining commies. I bet you hate your country.
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haha :D
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For every tree, we make two chainsaws!
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For every tree, we make two chainsaws!
Which you couldn't`t use because CL`s cars have guzzled all the fuel in the world. :-P
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Damn...you figured out I was too busy pwning the Games sub-forum to read the above posts.
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We dam every single river in our country, then get contracts to dam every river in taijitu. owned.
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i got a better one,
first, we sell the rain Forest to McDonald's. then, we nuke all the rares species areas, and mass kill all animals. then, we set fire to what ever is left.
pwned.
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Just hire Patrick Stewart to riddle the forest with holes.
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/me cannot resist.
There is no endangered species, just a list of species Chuck Norris allows to survive.
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Use the flamethrower on the choppa!
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/me cannot resist.
There is no endangered species, just a list of species Chuck Norris allows to survive.
LMAO!
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/me cannot resist.
There is no endangered species, just a list of species Chuck Norris allows to survive.
that was a good one
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Very belated thank y'all. I had Chuck one the brain, and it had to come out, roundhouse style!
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Talmann, you're alive!
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For every crime against the environment you commit, I'll, er, send my army to rob your banks! Then try to ruin the environment with no money!
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My country will provide free axes to cut down all trees.
And whose stupid idea was it to use up all the oil in the world before we could light up the remaining rain Forrest with it.
Now we have to cut it down with manual labor. :o
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For every crime against the environment you commit, I'll, er, send my army to rob your banks! Then try to ruin the environment with no money!
Who needs money, we still have got nukes.
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Who needs money, we still have got nukes.
*Wipes the sweat of his forehead.*
"Finally. I tougth I had to chop down that damn wood all by myself."
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*Unleashes his zombies horde*
Wood....Wood....
MU HA HA HA HA!
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*Unleashes his zombies horde*
Wood....Wood....
MU HA HA HA HA!
Thanks for the help.
*Sits back with a cold drink and watches the Zombie hordes do the job*
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the best part about this is that there free!
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Yep, no unions no health-care and social plan and no paychecks. ;D
we should deploy them in our waste production plants. ;)
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but what about our "Screw up the ocean with crap" plan? we could feed them dead people, then they would just crap, and crap and crap, until the ocean is full of crap!
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Huh. I thought that was what the waste production plant's were for. they produce large amounts of industrial waste and we pump it into the rivers and from there it goes to the sea.
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Pfft, I will pay all the people in the world $300 for every 2 by 4 they can give me! Then build high-pollutant factories with them and burn the rest, resulting in mass amounts of smoke to clog up the atmosphere!
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hm... i was thinking... if you really wanted to take out trees for almost no cost.. and yet effective and mroe realistic than a missile is, forest fire!!!! have you seen Greece recently.. forest fire burns the half the country etc... so in more than choppign down trees, forest fire will be effective... in a response to this idea, my nation will provided all the matches, lighters and flame thrower needed...
And Loyan, why are you not showing up recently?? We miss you back at the RP forum..
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I like my zombie horde..
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i guess, zomie are nice too, but who ever heard of tree eatign zombie? -_-
eeh, respects your opinion though
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think about it this way. i am a retard/moron. i am deadly.
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I use Bara's Zombies to chop down the trees feeding them on the brains of animals from the endangered species list.
Besides burning down the forest would just clear the underbrush and bring it back stronger than it was before.
You have probably not seen a forest a few years after a fire. Even a few month after this the first plants will show up again.
You are neither a retard nor a moron Bara.
You are (if that is true) a 13 year old. (Or you are a rotten bastard who uses us as study objects for his major in psychology ;D "And now honored assembly I present you the case study "Taijitu" in which I have interacted with a closed group of subjects to analyze the social behavior patterns of on-line forum communities." :D)
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(Or you are a rotten bastard who uses us as study objects for his major in psychology ;D "And now honored assembly I present you the case study "Taijitu" in which I have interacted with a closed group of subjects to analyze the social behavior patterns of on-line forum communities." :D)
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Holy shit. how did you know.