The Chairperson sat down to read his paper with his customary breakfast of steak and eggs with homefries. He couldn't help noticing the bold headlines of this morning's The Valorium Chronicle as he reached for his black coffee.
Megatridimensional Order Delivers Ultimatum to Ogbuni and Funkadelia
Hmm. Need to contact the Office of Resources. I foresee an increased demand for munitions, medical supplies, and oil. Oh look. The Royals won 12-1 last night.