Today, I announce my candidacy and officially accept the nomination for the office of
Voice of the People Editor. There are several reasons why I believe I am the best choice for this position.
First, I have extensive experience creating news publications. Like that one thing I did one time, and that other thing, you know, at that other place, neither of which I can find at the moment.
Second, I am active and productive. Since I’ve joined, I’ve learned a lot about the region by reading the forums, spamming
Myroria with questions and sticking my head into the IRC. I’ve been especially active in Taijitu worldbuilding, and you can see samples of my work
here and
here, and dive down the Wiki-holes I’ve created, starting with my nation
here. If you want an example of my level of productivity, just go to
the recent changes page on the Wiki and check the last month or so.
Third, I am responsible. I don’t make decisions to take on responsibilities lightly, even with regard to my free time. If elected, you will see the Voice published frequently and kept to a schedule. I know from previous experience that a big key to building activity and/or readership is to keep things consistent, build anticipation, and meet the expectations you set for yourself.
Finally, I stand on my own merits. I don’t namedrop or try to curry favor based on who I supposedly know. Just ask
Wast ,
Al’Khem or
Eluvatar.
What can you expect from the Voice of the People if I am elected Editor?· General news recap of Taijitu/NS events/debates/legislation since the last issue
· General news recap of Taijitu RP events since the last issue
· Fantastic grammar good and impeccable edititing
· Interviews with Taijitu citizens *
· Editorials full of gossip, slander and ridiculous accusations
· Articles exploring the history of Taijitu, both “RP” and “RL.”
*Interviews subject to willingness of citizens to be interviewed. May interview kittens if no citizens are willing or available.With all due respect,
what can you expect from the Voice of the People if ChurchofSatan is elected Editor?· Complete and total destruction of Taijitu
· Illegal gambling activities (probably)
· Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes
· The dead rising from the grave
· Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
Now, I am
not perfect, but I am also not prone to exaggeration. Though
Gulliver and I, on our own, recently
liberated Lazarus , I don’t believe NS regional warring or whatever is my cup of tea. Just as
Taijitu worldbuilding or our
Minecraft server doesn’t interest some of you. That does not mean, however, that as Editor, I will not give every aspect of Taijitu a fair share of space and coverage. And I will welcome any discussion from those that feel I am biased in some aspect. This is, after all, the “Voice of the People,” not the “Voice of The Most Handsome Man in America.”
While I’m being honest,
I apparently suck at IRC. I have heard many interesting things happen there, and I log on when I can, but I have a knack for missing the action. It may have something to do with the fact that I am usually awake during the daytime hours and asleep at night. I admit that is crazy. You might consider me a
reverse-vampire or something weird like that. I suspect Taijitu IRC peaks while I am sleeping. To make up for this, I will recruit others to keep me aware of IRC happenings, like the NSA. If the rule on sharing chat logs is repealed,
as discussed here, I may request those logs from certain people who are not spies at all to review for newsworthy events.
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There you have it.
All kidding aside, if elected, I will do my best to create a publication Taijitu can be proud of. Best of luck to ChurchOfSatan, who I am sure, given his experience, would also be an excellent choice!