Taijitu

Government of Taijitu => The Ecclesia => Officer Elections => Topic started by: The Church of Satan on May 15, 2015, 07:30:45 PM

Title: CoS for Citizen-Liaison
Post by: The Church of Satan on May 15, 2015, 07:30:45 PM
CoS: Time to Meet Your Maker Citizen-Liaison

Okay, so Citizen-Liaison, it's integration. Fortunately I have experience in that area. While I served the region of Renegade Islands Alliance, I worked as, among other things, a mentor in which my duty was to facilitate the introduction of new members to the forum, region and community. Tierra de Madre, serving for years as the Immigration Officer and head of the mentor program, has commented on my efforts as a mentor "that has set the standard for the mentor program." due to my extensive and well-informed introductions to new members. An estimated 97% of the time, I had satisfied the curiosity of new members with the introduction alone. A success rate I hope to bring here to Taijitu.

I mean, let's face it. Who really knows what they're doing here? I mean, 2 people are predicting and/or encouraging total anarchy and destruction, Eluvatar could potentially win an election without even campaigning and an army of emoticons are marching on the gates of Taijitu! Who's gonna be able to find their way around here amongst all that? That is why I wish to serve Taijitu as the shepherd for the new revolutionaries of Taijitu.

Khem did an outstanding job as Citizen-Liaison and now it's time to capitalize on that, improve what we have and shove it right into the face-holes of every new revolutionary, so that the flame of revolution can grow until it goes supernova, destroying dissenters who would dare dream to silence The Glorious Revolution.

I say this with all seriousness, let's throw an oil drum of gasoline on the fire! 萬歲光榮革命! (translation: Long live The Glorious Revolution!)

(http://i.imgur.com/yK3IKVG.gif)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Kwf_nNmGI
Title: Re: CoS for Citizen-Liaison
Post by: Delfos on May 15, 2015, 08:01:14 PM
I came here because I've heard there was fire. Do not disappoint.
Title: Re: CoS for Citizen-Liaison
Post by: Khem on May 15, 2015, 08:17:55 PM
That was beautiful :heart:
Title: Re: CoS for Citizen-Liaison
Post by: AwesomeSaucer on May 15, 2015, 10:18:51 PM
Wonderful little speech!  I would love to debate you!  :D
Title: Re: CoS for Citizen-Liaison
Post by: Khem on May 17, 2015, 01:56:06 AM
I endorse CoS as my replacement.
Title: Re: CoS for Citizen-Liaison
Post by: AwesomeSaucer on May 17, 2015, 02:09:58 AM
I endorse CoS as my replacement.
I feel betrayed...

Lol
Title: Re: CoS for Citizen-Liaison
Post by: The Church of Satan on May 17, 2015, 04:06:25 AM
I'm honored to receive your endorsement Khem. :hug: