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Offline St Oz

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Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« on: September 20, 2014, 12:37:22 AM »

VOTE FOR THE GREAT ABSTAINER

Myroria, Citizen-Initiator has gone ill (his computer is broken), and he's left me in charge.

So to validate this vote you must vote for me. I agree so silly, I mean I'll clearly win.  Oz the great abstainer, master of diplomacy, and longest serving tyrant-delegate of Taijitu.

As Steward-Initiator (until Wednesday) let me just lay some ground rules for my despotic rule

RULES OF THE GREAT ABSTAINER
  • When in Taijitu, salute the Steward-Initiator
  • When in the Ecclesia, thank the Steward-Initiator for the opportunity to vote for him.
  • Eat Healthy
  • Exercise
  • You cannot use butter anymore, only Coconut Oil which is wonderful and has several health benefits
  • You must thank the Steward-Initiator for such good health with a salute.
  • Maintain the FDA recommended 2000 Calorie diet a day
  • All Pork must be prepared by Master Chef Al'Khem for pork is a hazardous meat which must only be handled by experts
  • You must all address me as Steward-Initiator and each other as comrade, citizen, or Jacque
  • Salute the Steward-Initiator when in Taijitu

I have high expectations of all of you, do not disappoint the Steward-Initiator.

o7

please don't ban me this is just a joke
« Last Edit: September 20, 2014, 12:56:22 AM by St Oz »

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2014, 10:17:56 AM »
I'd disagree with points 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10 if they were for us, but apparently it's your rules (for yourself) so have at it.

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2014, 11:54:56 AM »
This [...] coup [...] has [...] my blessing.

Posted from my phone
"I assure you -- I will be quite content to be a mere mortal again, dedicated to my own amusements."

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2014, 06:18:54 PM »
I'd disagree with points 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10 if they were for us, but apparently it's your rules (for yourself) so have at it.
Where's your salute comrade

Offline Delfos

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2014, 08:16:14 PM »
I did it in IRC the other day

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2014, 10:32:23 PM »
The Great Steward-Initiator demands more recognition.

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2014, 12:45:58 PM »
Aww requires attention like a little baby :hug:

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2014, 04:05:16 PM »
Gross get off me

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2014, 04:20:21 PM »
As per number 7. I don't count calories but am in great physical condition, does this make me excused?

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2014, 04:51:09 PM »
As per number 7. I don't count calories but am in great physical condition, does this make me excused?
I excuse you. I'm the Citizen-Excuser.

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2014, 04:49:23 PM »


Citizens of Taijitu!

The Ozian Reign of Terror has come to an end! I have returned to bring an end to the tyranny of the carrot!
"I assure you -- I will be quite content to be a mere mortal again, dedicated to my own amusements."

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Re: Vote for the Great Steward-Intiator
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2014, 05:50:47 PM »
:congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:
HUZZAH!
 :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:

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