News: The arteries of Taijitu run not with blood, but with kittens!
I would like to be an ordinary citizen for the time being.
Damn you all.I'll stand D:
If you really don't want to do it, I might be willing to take the job. With enough kittens, I can be convinced to do anything.
I nominate Wast!
I... so many... kittens... I accept my nomination (if it's not too late).