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Forum Meta => Executive Offices => May 2008 - Government of Taijitu => Government Archive => Archive => Office of the Delegate => Topic started by: Flemingovia on September 29, 2007, 02:28:25 PM
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When I took the delegacy of TNP I started a sauna party that went on my entire delegacy. I see not reason why Tiajitu should be any different.
So. Take off your clothes and rub in the olive oil - because the first Twister spin says "LEFT HAND, RED"
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*Taco slips into the hot tub and sips on a beer*
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/me slips into her virtual bikini and puts her left hand on the red circle. And no goosing me while I'm bent over!
Hey... if I can have a virtual bikini, then that means I have a virtual body too. Does this mean I can have Pamela Sue Anderson's? Wait, no, that's no good for Twister. Too top heavy, I'd fall over.
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Hey! No bikinis. It's oiled NAKED twister.
LEFT FOOT: BLUE
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*Gooses Khab and looks around innocently*
Uhhhh, It wasn't me.
*points at Taco*
He did it. *runs away* :-P
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Naked twister?
Umm....
Yeah, why not :P
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LEFT HAND: GREEN
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Taco, darn ya!
/me races after Taco wielding her Might Spatula of Doooom!
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W00t!! I am soooo IN!
Slips on the oil slick and stares up at khab with a silly grin. :o
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*The Panda walks in. Since Panda's are always naked, he felt extremely comfortable in this situation. Goes over to the bar, gets a Johnny Walker and panda-slaps Jack Tarr for having naughty thoughts.
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/me walks in, grabs a bottle of vodka, and prepares for twister.
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LEFT FOOT: RED
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/me on the way to the twister mat and nearly spills her drink.
Damn, that was close. Now, will someone be so kind as to tell me where to find the olive oil?
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Here's my personal favorite.
(http://www.fancybrands.com/images/Los%20Olivos%20Olive.jpg)
Would you like some help applying it? O:-)
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*walks in*
*spies JT*
Figures you'd be here, JT! :P
*grabs a bottle of wine and pulls the cork out with her teeth* :-P
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*Matt walks in nekkid
:wb:
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*Smiles at Ess*
Well, I must admit I didn't expect to see you here, buttttt, I sure am looking forward to SEEING you here. :clap:
Comon over and get oiled up. O:-)
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I'll skip the oil, thanks! :fight:
*slips out of clothing to reveal bathing suit with a pic of a nekkid woman on it*
:-P
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Genius, Ess, genius! :clap:
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I'm sure JT will describe it differently, Khab! :D
*passes Khab bottle of wine*
Care for a slug??
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/me the wine bottle, sips, and hands back to Ess.
Thankee much, darlin'. I'll need a lot more o' that before I'm properly "prepared" to play any Twister.
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Well, I must say I am totally shocked at this turn of events. ::)
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Awwww, poor Jack. Here, drink off your sorrows, mate. :drunks:
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You be gettin' nowhere fast, at that rate, Al!
Sippin' be's for sissies! :drunks:
*hands the bottle back to Al*
Finish 'er off! O:-)
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RIGHT FOOT: GREEN
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/me stretches to plant her foot on a green spot.
Oops! Who did I just thump with my foot? Give a girl some room, will ya?
Anybody want to volunteer to bring over a drink and hold a straw to my mouth?
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HEY Khab!!! You can take your foot off my buttt any time now!!! ;D
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Oh, sorry, JT! Very sorry.
/me blushes and removes her foot from JT's backside.
Now where's that wodka?
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*Matty looks at empty vodka bottle aggressively
Heyyy! Korinnnnnnn...what are youuuuuu wooking attt?
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Yesssss! Nekkid male wrestling!
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/me the lovely Ess' orders, Alana gulps down the rest of the bottle.
Ah, delicious... and apparently just in time for the main event! You lads might want to do that over in the conveniently placed jello pit. ::)
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*staggers in with a bottle of rum and looks around for the conveniently placed jello pit.
(http://209.85.48.8/html/emoticons/unsure.gif)
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*Picks ParrrrTay up and jumps into the Jello with her in his arms.*
mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Raspberry. :-P
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*Looks around and notices none of the women are nekkid*
Hmmm, How am I gonna solve this little dilemma? Oh! I know!
*Replaces the "Free Drinks" sign with a "Free Drinks, IF you are Naked" sign*
Much better. :clap: O:-)
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Kor, you sneaky rat, you!
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awesome!
LEFT HAND: ESS
:drunks:
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Nooo! Kor, you sexy bastard!
/me at the new sign put perks up a bit as she puts her left hand on Ess' shoulder.
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I really don't remember in the election promises that I would end up contorted around nekkid Taijituans...
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Then again, TGR, Flem never promised us not to, either.
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So I'm the Twister mat??
Woo-hoo! :clap:
Right Hand - me! :-P
Any takers??
:drunks:
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I have to hand it to Flem. He sure knows how to throw a party. LMAO!
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Wait - we're playing twister on Ess?
Oops... sorry for putting my foot on your head...
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*climbs out of the raspberry jello wiping my eyes
That was not funny JT!
:fight:
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So I'm the Twister mat??
Woo-hoo! :clap:
Right Hand - me! :-P
Any takers??
:drunks:
You like TOTALLY forgot I'm playing didn't you? ROFLMAO! O:-)
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Forget oil and twister. Where's the grub?
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/me walks in walks over to Khab and says "What am I doing here? and where's the interesting people" and then falls over
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Poor OT. Right into the jello pit. Somebody ought to drag him out of there before he suffocates. Any takers? No? Ah well, might as well be me.
/me drags OT out by his foot.
See kiddies? This is what happens when big people drink. Don't try this at home.
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/me tries it at home and thoroughly enjoys himself. of course then he dives head first into the crazy festivities.
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Jt - how could I possibly forget you? :fight:
Thanks for taking your foot off my head, TGR! :trout:
Well, that was fun... ::)
*gets up and goes over to the bar*
:drunks:
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*Thwops Ess with a hand full of Jello.*
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Last few days of naked twister. Bring on the hot massage oil, ankle cuffs and ostrich feathers.
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OOOhhh! Can't belive I missed this for how long?! :o
*strips down and cuffs my left wrist to Al's right foot while using my right hand to kill off half a bottle of rum.*
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*walks in*
Whaa?
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/me chirp.
Party's over, folks. Flem's been out of office for a good long while, now.
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*sits very sad, still chained to Al's ankle and watches the illusions pop away*
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ill just leave. go back to the part
*leaves*
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*sits very sad, still chained to Al's ankle and watches the illusions pop away*
This was funny to read out of context.
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it was my fault, wasnt it.
Damnit
*drinks some more gatorade*