Taijitu
Forum Meta => Executive Offices => May 2008 - Government of Taijitu => Government Archive => Archive => Office of the Delegate => Topic started by: Sovereign Dixie on August 02, 2007, 05:11:49 AM
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I always try to have an open door policy. I'm here for y'all, so, feel free to ask me questions about anything. Forum stuff, NS questions, questions regarding my administrations policies, etc.. or, off the wall shit too, doesn't matter. If you dont want to wait for a response on the forum, here is my online contact info.
AIM: FearNLoathing78X
MSN: FearNLoathing78X@aol.com
Yahoo: godzilla0723
Email: FearNLoathing78X@aol.com
And of course, you can PM me on the forum.
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What's your stance on yearly chocolate bonuses for all us hard-working ministers? Do we get a box for winter solstice, mebbe?
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What is your Quest?
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What is with the chickens? What is their problem?!? I MUST KNOW!
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uhmm....I fear the answer to that question, A. *hides in the Pha Monastery*
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What's your stance on yearly chocolate bonuses for all us hard-working ministers? Do we get a box for winter solstice, mebbe?
Yes, though they're cheap chocolates, we gotta conserve taxpayer's money.
What is your Quest?
To find the one named Farfegnugen.
What is with the chickens? What is their problem?!? I MUST KNOW!
The chicken menace is being dealt with, I have dispatched 2 carrier battle groups to deal with the situation. Intel suggests they are working in tandem with the Pod People.
uhmm....I fear the answer to that question, A. *hides in the Pha Monastery*
You also seem to fear pocket lint. :P
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You also seem to fear pocket lint. :P
only if tested by the anti-drug brigade. :P
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Well I added your SNs to my buddy list, so hopefully we can talk on IM :)
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ok, Gov, I accepted your add on request, reckon I'll talk to ya when ya get back.
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Dear
Abby Delegate,
My teenage daughter is very promiscuous and has had sex with boys everywhere. I've tried time-outs and everything but I just can't seem to get her under control. Please help,
Confused.
:D
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Dear Confused,
Perhaps it would help if you were to inform her that if she continues being a whore, she is liable to end up a human petri dish and could at some point in the future, be mistaken for one of the vessels used on The Deadliest Catch. Should this approach fail, perhaps remind her of a possible future in which she's stuck in a prison cell with Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan.
Best wishes,
Teh Deleg8
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Wow, I don't think I have ever seen such an inviting topic to post in. O:-)
As I am new here and all that, and as such have a very under-developed sense of life, the universe and everything; I was wondering if you would be kind enough to explain some things for my simple little mind.
As you are well aware, no one ever reads the rules, legislation, regulation, guidance or associated literature for anything to do with Nation States unless they are trying to "Do someone in" or wrote it themselves. Apart from annoying NS/Off-Site Forum Mods/Admins everywhere, causing noobs to be... well, noobish and resulting in numerous migraines, this has the unfortunate following effect:
I KNOW NOTHING!!!
So, as Delegate, I have elected you to answer my questions.
1) In a nutshell for idiots, what do the various legal articles of Taijitu say/mean?
2) Why are they so complicated?
3) (More importantly) What do I do now?
4) What does being a citizen stop me doing, particularly in other regions?
5) On a scale of 1 to 10, how noobish was question 3?
Feel free to answer via the Magic Message Box (MSN)
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Pfft.
Ahem.
Hello dear Delegate. I am trying to quit smoking. I have tried everything, or at least I think so. I've started swimming twice a day so that I choke under water if I can't get enough air. Seems like my lungs can still take it. I've tried a pipe, but got bored quickly. I've tried to hang out only with non-smokers, but they are hard to find and usually have other peculiar vices. Like one of them...ahmm...nevermind. I haven't tried nicotine-patches. Don't plan to either. So, what other options do I have? Ahmm..there would also be frozen vodka, gives me throat aches. Wait. Why would I wanna quit that?
Looking forward to your response.
Little O'Me.
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Wow, I don't think I have ever seen such an inviting topic to post in. O:-)
As I am new here and all that, and as such have a very under-developed sense of life, the universe and everything; I was wondering if you would be kind enough to explain some things for my simple little mind.
As you are well aware, no one ever reads the rules, legislation, regulation, guidance or associated literature for anything to do with Nation States unless they are trying to "Do someone in" or wrote it themselves. Apart from annoying NS/Off-Site Forum Mods/Admins everywhere, causing noobs to be... well, noobish and resulting in numerous migraines, this has the unfortunate following effect:
I KNOW NOTHING!!!
So, as Delegate, I have elected you to answer my questions.
1) In a nutshell for idiots, what do the various legal articles of Taijitu say/mean?
2) Why are they so complicated?
3) (More importantly) What do I do now?
4) What does being a citizen stop me doing, particularly in other regions?
5) On a scale of 1 to 10, how noobish was question 3?
Feel free to answer via the Magic Message Box (MSN)
WARNING: The following answers will contain brutal and blunt honest opinions. For those who can't handle that, dont read it.
1)My interpretation, is bare bones basic. 1)Don't be an asshat. 2)Don't invade us or try to seize power illegaly (duh) Citizens can vote if they register, senators can vote regardless. Before you do anything else in the gov't, you must be a citizen. If you want more, bring me a specific section, and I'll give you the layman's perspective on it.
2) I like this question!! The answer to your question is quite simple, old friend. It's complicated for many reasons, none of them good. Its partly complicated because some people would rather have fancy legalese sounding latin terms, instead of actual easy to understand english. Most of it, however, is due to what seems to be an increasing trend to legislate the living fuck out of everything for no real reason. The current mindset seems to be that all actions in taijitu must be legislated by the senate. For example, some would say that as Delegate, I'm not even allowed to post in the senate, because there is no law saying that I can. However, there is no law saying that I can't either.
It seems to be the senate's opinion, that if it is not legislated, you can't do it. Or, they need to figure out if you can. Also, the Executive branch must be the senate's bitch, with an ever increasing trend to place "checks against executive authority" while the Executive has no checks on the senate whatsoever, not even a vote in the senate. I am probably the last Delegate of Taijitu that will be able to take a shit without getting senate approval. The mere act of me saying this, will most likely produce a flurry of legislation to regulate the bowel movements of the Executive, and probably even the citizens eventually.
In short, it's complicated because the senate was bored and wanted to add lots of shit worded as difficult as possible so that our legal area will look more impressive.
3) If you have common sense, get involved, apply to join the senate and attempt to be a voice of reason, register to vote, role play even. If you don't have common sense... we have a great OOC area :) (This is in general, i know you have good sense Akka)
4)Nothing at all.
5)Not n00bish at all, a logical question.
To PoD......
Simple... "Winners never quit, quitters never win." Light one up!
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PoD winns! Thank you wise man. :drunks:
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Alright, what do you think about when a Yannke woman and a Southern maryy, have kids, and one of them happen to me?
Note: Maryland is on the Mason- Dixon line.
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2) I like this question!! The answer to your question is quite simple, old friend. It's complicated for many reasons, none of them good. Its partly complicated because some people would rather have fancy legalese sounding latin terms, instead of actual easy to understand english. Most of it, however, is due to what seems to be an increasing trend to legislate the living fuck out of everything for no real reason. The current mindset seems to be that all actions in taijitu must be legislated by the senate. For example, some would say that as Delegate, I'm not even allowed to post in the senate, because there is no law saying that I can. However, there is no law saying that I can't either.
It seems to be the senate's opinion, that if it is not legislated, you can't do it. Or, they need to figure out if you can. Also, the Executive branch must be the senate's bitch, with an ever increasing trend to place "checks against executive authority" while the Executive has no checks on the senate whatsoever, not even a vote in the senate. I am probably the last Delegate of Taijitu that will be able to take a shit without getting senate approval. The mere act of me saying this, will most likely produce a flurry of legislation to regulate the bowel movements of the Executive, and probably even the citizens eventually.
In short, it's complicated because the senate was bored and wanted to add lots of shit worded as difficult as possible so that our legal area will look more impressive.
3) If you have common sense, get involved, apply to join the senate and attempt to be a voice of reason, register to vote, role play even. If you don't have common sense... we have a great OOC area :) (This is in general, i know you have good sense Akka)
Sensibility? Where? I need to shoot it!!
Thanks SD. I particulaly like the Q 2 answer. How reflective of real life.
Waffle?
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Hey Mr. Delegate, I have a REAL question here.
Can you work your magic and get whomever to fix the toaster/give I-S the ability to see how many telegrams were sent out and how many people have been recruited? I want my money! >:(
Oh, and what about my money for my ambassador work? Don't need no toaster for that...
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Alright, what do you think about when a Yannke woman and a Southern maryy, have kids, and one of them happen to me?
Note: Maryland is on the Mason- Dixon line.
*shrugs* doesn't matter to me, I dont see anything wrong with it.
Hey Mr. Delegate, I have a REAL question here.
Can you work your magic and get whomever to fix the toaster/give I-S the ability to see how many telegrams were sent out and how many people have been recruited? I want my money! Angry
Oh, and what about my money for my ambassador work? Don't need no toaster for that...
All of that is supposed to be automatic. *sigh* unfortunately, Eluvatar is the one who has to do that, and I haven't seen him around in God knows how long :(
Tell ya what I'll do, I've got more tai than I need, or could use, I'll go ahead and pay you, a couple hundred, not sure how accurate the amt is, but it should cover it for now.
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*cough*
I can see this (http://toaster.taijitu.org/stats.php=) without logging in myself, so I would guess that anyone else can.
Also, the sole Latin phrase in the entirety of Taijitan written law is "ex post facto", which appears on one occasion in the Constitution :P
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Can you work your magic and get whomever to fix the toaster/give I-S the ability to see how many telegrams were sent out
We already have that ability and it's working fine. I'll PM you, Osafune.
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I-S said something about admin problems and not being able to see a list of active recruiters... Hence me saying to have the toaster "fixed."
Anyway, thanks a lot SD! ;D
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Actually, the list of active recruiters works fine. It's the Citizen List that's buggy. Elu's aware of it, but he hasn't fixed it yet.
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Some time ago I was appointed as a deputy minister. Why have I still not been tagged as such?
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Will you be appointing a new Supreme Court Justice to cover for Eluvatar?
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What are your thoughts on Blueberry Muffins? :panda:
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Following Sovereign Dixies resignation I will happily attempt to answer questions put in this thread.
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Could you please answer my outstanding question on the Justices, thanks muchly.
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Thank you,
Until such time as I surpass SD in endorsements I would not feel qualified to make appointments without consulting the founders and the other ministers. That would, i feel, be courteous.
However, you make a reasonable point, and I will take it up with the executive immediately.
F.
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I would not feel qualified to make appointments without consulting the founders
Although I feel that the Founders should have no input as to this decision and that perhaps the Court Justices themselves might help, I thank you for your answer.
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Well, we are living in slightly unusual times, and what I was suggesting was more of a courtesy than a right.
FYI, I have already opened a thread to discuss this in the government executive offices.
Please PM me if you have any suggestions that might move this process along.
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Thank you. :)
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Following Sovereign Dixies resignation I will happily attempt to answer questions put in this thread.
::pokes Flem at the question i asked above :: :panda:
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I have never had a blueberry muffin, so cannot really comment. My wife makes some brilliant marshmallow muffins, though, with vanilla sugar.
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Flem, on a scale from one to ten, could you rate how much you love cheese.
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8 and 5/7ths
I live in Britain, and we officially have finer cheese than france now.
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on a scale from 1 to 10, how much pain would you infilict on me if i insulted the queen of England?
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Personally, it would be a 100.
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ah...well, in that case, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
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I try to inflict 100 points of pain unto you everyday Bara.
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The answer would depend on the insult uttered and the type of pain we were considering.
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the worst insult you can imagine, and the worst pain that i can imagine
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Barakarin = resident masochist. :P
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wha?
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Bara, a masochist is someone who enjoys and/or intentionally brings pain upon himself. ;)
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thats stupid. Besides, im a freaking wimp. so, being a macochist is like saying Taco is smart, the Complete opposite!
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My answer will depend on whether you are actually a masochist or not. BEcuase if you are a masochist, the best way to punish you would NOT be to punish you.
Hey - that's almost zen.
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Wow. That's deep. Awesome, even.
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Has Flem been taking private lessons from the Master?
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Wait a seoncd
*Runs out, then dreses like jango fett*
Master who?
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The Master, Bara. A guy literally named The Master.
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You haven't seen or heard of the Master? This is unacceptable.
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Bara! Begin your education! (http://forum.taijitu.org/zhao-huo-si/0/)
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So this is the place where the action happens?
And wasn't the master a bad guy (sound like a 3 year old there) from Doctor Who recently?
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Recently and well before.
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Bara! Begin your education! (http://forum.taijitu.org/zhao-huo-si/0/)
screw that, im on a weekend!
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My answer will depend on whether you are actually a masochist or not. BEcuase if you are a masochist, the best way to punish you would NOT be to punish you.
Hey - that's almost zen.
been in the fetish scene then?
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Has Taijitu taken an official position on TNP takeover?
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Head over here http://forum.taijitu.org/the-government-center/the-north-pacific/0/ (http://forum.taijitu.org/the-government-center/the-north-pacific/0/) and express your opinion on the situation. As a Deputy Minister you should have access to it.
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Head over here http://forum.taijitu.org/the-government-center/the-north-pacific/0/ (http://forum.taijitu.org/the-government-center/the-north-pacific/0/) and express your opinion on the situation. As a Deputy Minister you should have access to it.
Apparently not. :(
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Deputy Ministers can't see that area.
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Well, that's rather stupid. What if the Minister was inactive? Somebody should change the Deputy Minister masking.
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Or maybe post what the Deputy ministers should see in the place they can see it?
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So no official position then?
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Since the result of the election is so close it would be wrong of me to commit taijitu to something I cannot see through. Ask the next delegate.
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I can respect that, although I am tempted to make a little quip about coasting the last week in the job ;D
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If you think THIS is coasting wait until next week.
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Will this administration finally bring the cookie bandit to justice?
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They were actually apprehended by the Secret Police and brutally beaten a while ago. You just didn't know about it because that of course would kinda defeat the purpose of the Secret Police.
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So who was it?
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What part of the "secret" in Secret Police don't you understand?
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Probably that "ecr" part of secret
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very common problem
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yes, uh i have a question. Do to mounting Ork raids, umm, may i suggest letting the Taijitu
Defense Force to stop these raids?
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yes, uh i have a question. Do to mounting Ork raids, umm, may i suggest letting the Taijitu
Defense Force to stop these raids?
1. Due.... not Do
2. Capitalize "I"... I have a question... May I suggest... I'm having a brain hemorrhage because I read Bara's post.
3. That's not a question. That's a suggestion.
Gah.
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Actually Taco, he's asking my permission to suggest something, so it is a question.
And are you sure that it isn't my kawaii that's causing said hemorrhaging? It is severely so after all.
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Nope, it's a familiar kind of hemorrhage so I can safely say Bara is the root cause ;)
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By the way and before I forget, I'm going to disallow you from suggesting Bara.
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Oh, its a dictatorship now? :-P
And the answer to the guys question?
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Bara was asking permission. If he didn't want to risk being denied that, he should have just suggested instead of asking to suggest.
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i cant help it! i have Avoidant personality disorder!
(No, really, i do. in school, it shows up all the time)
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Thats life, just re-read before u post
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How many questions do you need to be asked before you get annoyed and resign?
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Is it 2843? What would or wouldn't make it 2843? Really? How so? Well is it 16,283? Higher? Lower? Can you give us a rough idea?
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Who is Gary Fong?
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Poor guy, why do they do this to you?
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you made the theard, its all to balme on himself.
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Didn't you know that SD made this thread? There's plenty of balme to go around.
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You know who Gary Fong is ^_^. He's a fucking scam.
And it'll take F questions to get me to resign.
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Prag is probably thinking "F off" right about now.
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Notice he has been very quiet recently
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No need to talk. You lot are doing a great job of entertaining me without being told to do so.
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F?
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M??
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The Apathy Party of Tiajitu notes with concern the sudden rush of "F" posts in this thread. This is not nearly apathetic enough. For shame.
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Mr. Delegate Sir.
When you be able to tell me Sir please when you are going to execute executive order "Delta Hash Pink-o Waffle-o," Sir?
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Dear Pragmia,
Loopy doopy loo?
Fond Regards,
Alana
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Dear Pragmia,
Loopy doopy loo?
Fond Regards,
Alana
As Vice Delegate I think I can speak for Prag on this one and say Indeed.
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Very interesting question that! Thought provoking...
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Dear Pragmia,
Loopy doopy loo?
Fond Regards,
Alana
As Vice Delegate I think I can speak for Prag on this one and say Indeed.
Lip slip slop widdy dop. Hoketey pokety jokety?
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Dear Pragmia,
Loopy doopy loo?
Fond Regards,
Alana
As Vice Delegate I think I can speak for Prag on this one and say Indeed.
Lip slip slop widdy dop. Hoketey pokety jokety?
Indeed.
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Where's post designated number 100 000?
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Where's post designated number 100 000?
I haven't quite tracked it down. I've narrowed it down to the time frame of somewhere between Nov. 11 at 7:45 pm and Nov.11 at 8:02 pm.
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Wow, impressed! And i thought it was a silly question...
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Well there are 5 possible answers to this.
1. A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.
2. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
3. As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
4. Yes.
5. 42
I love being Vice-Delegate :clap:
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Why?
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flobble? Wibble wobble flobalob. Flobalobalob.
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/ɑm ɤˁ↓kʰɧɒk̟ m̥iː m̥iː ɰ̟emx̟ic o my↓çaˁ ɰʲoˁ cetɕːiː o m̥iː cʰɤˁːmçyː ɰʲa jeˁː↓βɤː ɰʲoˁ uːm̥okɧmjy ɰʲaˁ uˁːβɯʲ biˁ jɤˁ mɒˁːç tɰ̟eˁːkɨˁ ɧɑː aːx̟↑maː o buˁː↑tʰɨˁːçe/
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:drunks:
What are their names? I feel so callous, interacting with them so often but never knowing what to call them...
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/ɑm ɤˁ↓kʰɧɒk̟ m̥iː m̥iː ɰ̟emx̟ic o my↓çaˁ ɰʲoˁ cetɕːiː o m̥iː cʰɤˁːmçyː ɰʲa jeˁː↓βɤː ɰʲoˁ uːm̥okɧmjy ɰʲaˁ uˁːβɯʲ biˁ jɤˁ mɒˁːç tɰ̟eˁːkɨˁ ɧɑː aːx̟↑maː o buˁː↑tʰɨˁːçe/
I agree.
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Can you carry out a decent conversation binary?
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os,nnoirk, yhw od ouy ekil gnibe eht eicv etageled?
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ebing?
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waaagh?
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os,nnoirk, yhw od ouy ekil gnibe eht eicv etageled?
So krionn, why do yuo like ebing the vice ?delegate
ebing?
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I like being Vice-Delegate mostly because I get a fancy title and I'm paid for it. Yet in reality I do nothing. :clap: I'm basically a backup in case Prag quits or is removed. Plus I get to help answer all these questions. :D
Huzzah! :drunks:
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I like being Vice-Delegate mostly because I get a fancy title and I'm paid for it. Yet in reality I do nothing. :clap: I'm basically a backup in case Prag quits or is removed. Plus I get to help answer all these questions. :D
Huzzah! :drunks:
Do you need a deputy who does even less??? :D
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ebing?
being
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If Korinn you are adept at answering questions answer this:
Cheese balls?
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Yum.
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mr. delegate who i didn't vote for,
where did i leave my keys?
-that guy who voted for garth-
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i dont think i voted
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Indeed.
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Such words of wisdom! I must rethink my whole life.
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Huzzah! x15
Could I have an answer in English please. :)
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Huzzah! x15
Could I have an answer in English please. :)
Ditto
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Could you answer every question I have asked throughout the entirety this thread in Sindarin, please?
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Uhhhhhh Prag, you can take this question. :-P
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can i have a anwesr to a question that i wont ask, so you have to find the question?
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No.
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:'(
but...but
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That was the answer to the question I had to find.
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but my question was did you want a Cookie.
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I know, I don't want one. I already have two. ^_^
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What is the meaning of life and what is the weight of the soul?
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Life: noun
1. a characteristic state or mode of living
2. the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities
3. the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living
4. the condition of living or the state of being alive
5. the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death)
6. the period between birth and the present time
7. the period from the present until death
8. a living person
9. animation and energy in action or expression
10. living things collectively
11. the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones
12. an account of the series of events making up a person's existence
13. a motive for living
14. a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives
Also, a soul weighs 28 grams.
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Really? I allways thought is was more like 27
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Nope. 28.
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you sre its not 29?
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I am 100% sure it's 28.
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no, i think its 29.
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Actually, I was wrong, but so are you. It's actually 21 grams. :-\
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whoa.
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Yes, a soul weighs 21 grams.
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Yes, a soul weighs 21 grams.
Depends how gd you are in your life...
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Well, my soul probably weighs a lot more because of the sins I've committed.
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like eating pink waffles.
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Well, my soul probably weighs a lot more because of the sins I've committed.
Nah, sins are like sugars; they burn quickly. Especially in hell. :-P
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i dont know if i committed sins. yet.
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/siɪŋ haw ju downt sim tu now ɛniθɪŋ ɪts tu bi ɛkspɛctəd/
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wht did prag say?
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Gd question there...
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to forgot 2 O's.
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oo
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good boy.
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Bara going after spelling errors is like the nazis going after war crimes...
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Serious question here -
Whats happening with the Senate and Army applications Mr Delegate?
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Bara going after spelling errors is like the nazis going after war crimes...
Did you call me a nazi?!
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Well, Senate Applications is none of my business.
And presumably if there's army applications that aren't being processed it's because PoD or Dixie aren't attending to it.
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Thank you, can you ask about the senate applications?
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Ummm, Ask the Speaker of the Senate about it.
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Thanks
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You're Welcome.
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Hmmm, does anyone else find it odd the Flem is still the moderator of the Delegate forum?
Just happy to see our admins are doing their jobs. >_> Whatever would we do without them? :-P
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Hmmm, does anyone else find it odd the Flem is still the moderator of the Delegate forum?
Just happy to see our admins are doing their jobs. >_> Whatever would we do without them? :-P
Yer, the switch over isnt totally complete
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mwahahahaha. Phenominal cosmic power in a ittle bitty little forum.
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that reminds me of...Warhammer 40k!
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mwahahahaha. Phenominal cosmic power in a ittle bitty little forum.
Oh dear...
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no, its more like a
WERE(http://www.socialstrategist.com/doomed.jpg)
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Na, Ive got God on my side :P
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then your doomed. you msut convert to the Gods of Geekalron!
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...Gods of Geekalron!
Na mate, i just need one.
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you can pray to one specific god if ya want.
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Will do, served me well so far
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yey! a convert! Larry! come here!
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yey! a convert! Larry! come here!
Clear over Bara's head... nice shot.
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If thats to me - thanks!
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If thats to me - thanks!
Yes - No problemo
I'm big on giving credit where credit is due
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That you are, a good quality to have!
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oh, you suck. now im going to go off, and do something. What im going to do...i dont know.
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oh, you suck. now im going to go off, and do something. What im going to do...i dont know.
lol
Someone grumpy?
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Must need a diaper change. :-P
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Yer, but im not going to do it! lol.
Can just imagine little Bara storming off...
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(http://www.hollywoodstandups.com/images/mini_me.jpg)
When the time is right...mu ha ha ha.
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:-\
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MU HA HA HA!
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Um..... Yeah I have a question for Most Honored Delegate Sir....... Would be so kind as to give me your definition of the term......waffling? and if this is not to much of a drain on you...please also the definition of asshatery........of course all in your own words please....:) (yes I know I am wasting space....but who cares?) Thank you, Your most Esteemed and Honorable Delegate Sir.
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i have a question.
WHY DIDNT I WIN!
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hmmmmm I had another question.....but it seems I had a brain fart and forgot it....so yeah...when you going to answer My other question huh? ~pokes SD awake....and takes H/his whiskey~ no whiskey till answered.......................:p
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Um..... Yeah I have a question for Most Honored Delegate Sir....... Would be so kind as to give me your definition of the term......waffling? and if this is not to much of a drain on you...please also the definition of asshatery........of course all in your own words please....:) (yes I know I am wasting space....but who cares?) Thank you, Your most Esteemed and Honorable Delegate Sir.
Why thank you, valued citizen for your question and interst in your government! I will be happy to define waffleing for you, for it is when we define things, that we learn more about them, and see them more clearly, they gain more definition. It is interesting that you use the words 'define' and "term" so close together, as it is in fact terms which define so many things. Waffleing is the process by which the terms of the definition become blurred, things and substance lack boundary and clarity. I support terms, and the defining of terms, as well as the terms of definition, and will do all within my power to make sure that both the definition of terms and the terms of definition are upheld in no uncertain terms. Thank you again for your question!
@ Twitchy.. um, i supose because you didn't get enough votes?
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/me likes the delegates view on smoking....
when do we get our own smoking lounge? when are the improvements to the temple of Pha going to be paid for by this delegacy hmmmm?
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I really don't see the need for a smoking lounge as I personally just light up where ever I feel like it. I am however going to install a salad eating section.....
I am actually going to finanace the additions to the Pha temple myself, being the second richest citizen in Taijitu.
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What about for us who like to....blow up stuff?
*appears juggling bombs*
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Then join the Army! We need every last person we can get!
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but i did. and i still dont get to blow up stuff
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you will.