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Today, National News Network brings you news that's relevant! Today's top stories:
IPO: Pax Imperium Pawn or Authoritarian Globalist New Order?
Great Border War: What makes it so great?
Gallipoli: Why do we care?

IPO: Pax Imperium Pawn or Authoritarian Globalist New Order?

N³ has seen only consistency from the newly formed IPO, and that consistency is non-constistency. One can count on the IPO to randomly make decisions, pay little heed to democracy, and vote a particular way. So much so that N³ is willing to bet on it!

Recent 'endeavors' to be reviewed by the current administration were Winter Shield and the expulsion of the DSA. N³ wonders whether every administrator would feel free to reconsider all documents put forward to the committee during his time of office. Former Administrator Loyan did little to push peace despite being one of the main proponents in the establishment of the IPO. On this basis alone, can the organization be trusted?

New Delfos has taken the mantle of Administrator, but is their short seat in office enough time to right wrong? Can wrongs be righted? At least he's got his issues straight. Or does he?

New Delfos seeks to ban chemical weapons, no matter the cost! Sure, on paper this looks like a peace loving heart warming fuzzy thing to do. But it promotes conventional warfare instead. The kind of wars that spill the blood of many men, and promotes DRAFTING. Not only this, it advocates victory for the numerically superior. Pawn of the Pax Imperium, perhaps? What other Alliance maintains such dominance?

N³ believes: None.


Great Border War: What makes it so great?

N³ has looked over countless reports from the Great Border War and all it can say is this. The Great Border War is a Great Big Mess. Nothing is clear! Sure, the cards may still be in the air waiting to fall, but who is doing what is a great big mess. So much is going on it's hard to tell what anyone is doing at war to begin with, perhaps all the participants should hire janitors to clean up their foreign policies because obviously they have no idea how to.

Let's review: Dysanii attacked. Why? Who knows, who cares, we all know we don't need a reason to send millions of people to their deaths. That's not what's important. What's important is why the world cares so much about Canada! What did those silly canucks ever do for us! Nothing. N³ believes this is why the Xyraeli government doesn't involve itself in the war. The only thing those Canadians are worth going to war for is bacon. And we're not talking cash.


Gallipoli: Why do we care?

N³ doesn't have a clue. Those desert dogs can have their ruddy islands and weeds for all we care. If they want to kill their own people for it, that's their business, not ours. Proclomations for strikes seem a bit ego centric, if these terrorist leaders are so manly why do they hide in the shadows? N³ thinks that the pen is only mightier than the sword when the sword isn't chopping off the eraser. Gallipoli can't erase these mistakes, it's time for a change.

Have you ever tasted Gallipoli bread? It's just not pleasant.

N³ wonders why the Emperor, in all his great wisdom and glory, would suffer such brats. Why not carve the colony into a thousand seperate states governed by megalomaniacs? With the kind of leadership at the head of the Corlu Strike N³ believes those types of people can't possibly be that rare. Have you read their document?! Apparently they claim State ID cards are a crime against humanity. "A plundering of land" perhaps he means to say good old fashioned industry has ruined his life as a goat farmer. Who wants to be a goat farmer? N³ says if you can't hack it in the real world, don't go publishing documents attacking those who can.