An incident involving anarchist revolutionaries attacking the White House was quelled today when President Mankind and Vice President Hulk Hogan called in the Ministry for Jabroni Affairs, who proceeded to "lay the smackdown" on the "candy asses" on the anarchist "jabronis". Although nobody was seriously injured, many of the anarchist revolutionaries sustained injuries caused by big boots to the face and elbow drops, and at least one person has been taken into custody with minor head injuries caused by a steel chair shot to the face.
