OOC: In this thread, I will summarize the modern politics of Omsarim from 2005 to the present. This will take the form of faux news reports, prose, historical summary, and maybe some election graphics of some sort as well. Send all OOC comments
here.
To any foreigners who want to understand Omsari politics, here are three rules:
1. Don't try to guess what political parties stand for from their names
2. Don't guess if a Head of Government is corrupt or reformist based upon their party, campaign promises, past behavior, or personal characteristics.
3. No, the political parties' names don't sound more normal in Omsari.
Chapter 1: Outbreak of Scandal
January 11, 2005
"The government of Bevrana Sartanos is the most corrupt in history! Report after report in the media indicates that Sartanos has made thousands of purchases on the government budget, up to perhaps twenty million Sevrars, and allowing his allies to get away through tax loop holes and..."
"Now Vadara, we simply cannot condemn a government based on anonymous tips given to the media, they could easily be fabrications..."
"That's what everyone said about the Southern Oil Company Scandal, but former Organizer of the Interior Savrane Husraros is currently on trial now. That's what they said about Kambaros, about the Central Atsaros farming prices... No one can possibly trust this government anymore."
-News commentators Vadara Orsamon and Hastare Nadaros, Silver Star News Network
"DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT! The Sartanos government is the worst in history!
Uarsamazirin [Northern Singers] , call upon your party to oust Sartanos from government! Coalition partners, withdraw from the coalition!
Varstaramalos Karosa Azuron, call for new elections! DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT! DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT!!"
-Anti-corruption campaigner Tarate Korusa at a rally
"23% of Omsarin polled indicated that they wanted early elections. 40% were opposed to new elections, and 37% had no opinion."
-Omsari Politics Polling
January 12, 2005
"These ridiculous, pompous, idiotic allegations against my government are simply unfounded babbling malarkey and hogwash. The scoundrels in the opposition, obviously unable to provide a solid explanation for years of strong economic growth, has to resort to psychopathic lies and sociopathic rumors to try and topple my government. The news media is either biased against the Uarsamazirin [Northern Song], biased against the government regardless of which parties form it, or simply sensationalist. I would not be surprised if they made it up. And if there are any cowardly anonymous accusers, in my government, feel free to spout your silly, stupid lies off in public to my face, rather than hiding behind the media!"
- Vristushalos [Civic Organizer] Bevrana Sartanos
January 15, 2005
"Under-organizer of Finance Harara Aparos has officially revealed that he was the one to leak the story about the Sartanos Administration helping allies evade taxes. Aparos could "not stand allowing a criminal to destroy this country" any longer. Aparos has indicated that he is resigning from his position this afternoon"
- Silver Star News Report
"No comment."
-Jarosa Hasos, Press Secretary for the Sartanos government
January 19, 2005
"The Sartanos government is under increasing pressure to resign. However, the Civic Organizer has refused to acknowledge the "slanderous, obscene, vile, and stupid lies" arrayed against them."
- Rising Moon News Report
"In a joint statement, the leaders of the Anasatumisar (Perpetual Progress League) and the Canastavan (Majority), Casanare Vastiliros and Vristara Asanan have called upon the Varstaramalos (Defender of the Government) to call for new elections, due to the allegations of corruption against the Sartanos government."
- Sea Foam Newspaper
"Mass rallies, lead by anti-corruption activist Tarate Koruso, have erupted across Omsarim, calling for the resignation of the Sartana Government."
- Silver Star News Network
"35% of Omsarin polled indicated that they wanted early elections. 36% were opposed to new elections, and 29% had no opinion."
-OPP
January 25, 2005
"It is with most profound, overwhelming, and horrifying grief that I announce the discovery of extreme corruption on the part of my Organizer of Finance Husara Orsam. That criminal, delinquent, thieving, deceptive monster has been fired for his position, for defrauding the government of millions of Sevrars, and I can assure you that the entire department will be thoroughly investigated."
- Statement from Civic Organizer Bevrana Sartanos
"The Civic Organizer had nothing to do with this scandal. We are confident that a quick clean up will fix the minor corruption without any need of calling for new elections."
-Press Secretary Jarosa Hasos
- Gorosa Hadura, leader of the Ularsamastarin [Growers of Food] and Kalose Ramanon, leader of the Golden Temple League [Harusanatamisar] have indicated that they will continue to remain in coalition with the Northern Song to keep Sartanos in power. Varstaxalaranin [Guardians Against Revolution] leader Garisa Saranon has confirmed that he is not planning to direct the VL to withdraw confidence for Sartanos's minority government."
-Silver Star News
January 29, 2005
"Everything I did, I did by Sartanos's direction. He told me who he wanted to get away with tax evasion, and he gave me permission to allow it for anyone I pleased. I'll testify in court against that bastard."
-Former Finance Organizer Husara Orsam
"Savage, outrageous, anarchistic, baseless, vile, insane, brain-dead, deluded, pointless, evil, despicable, bizarre"
- Civic Organizer Bevrana Sartanos, commenting on Orsam's claims
February 2, 2005
"Three members of the Department of Agriculture have claimed that they were bribed by officials working for Sartanos's office to hide violations of regulations by several farm corporations with ties to Vartana Sartanos, brother to the Civil Organizer."
- Rising Moon News
"This is very disturbing, and I hope these allegations are not true. If they are, we will no longer be able to support the government lead by the Northern Song. As Organizer of Agriculture, I promise to thoroughly investigate these claims."
UA leader Gorosa Hadura
February 4, 2005
"Did you know that the Civic Organizer has two yachts? And that's not counting the one he wrecked. Did you know that he's bought ridiculous amounts of jewelry for his wife, probably to appease her for one of numerous rumored affairs? That he was seen the other night pouring a pool out of expensive wine? His expenses cannot be sustainable from legal means. He is obviously being given gifts by his supporters, or funneling illegal money to his brother's corporation."
-News Commentator Vadara Orsamon
"Mr. Orsamon can know that my brother is a completely legitimate businessman, who's been very successful, and if he wants to give me some nice gifts as a brother to another, well that's within his rights. That brainless, foolish, and nonsensical talking head can go get himself a real job!"
- Civic Organizer Sartanos
"47% of Omsarin polled indicated that they wanted early elections. 33% were opposed to new elections, and 20% had no opinion."
-OPP
February 5, 2005
"Asara Nemros, an employee of the Civic Mansion, has provided video evidence of prostitutes being secretly brought into the mansion, and of Isare Tasos, employee of the Civic Organizer's office, attempting to bribe him into not reporting the incident."
- Rising Moon News
"An internal investigation by Agriculture Organizer Hadura has confirmed the allegations of corruption within the department of Agriculture. Many are now predicting that the UA will withdraw from the government"
- Silver Star News
"The Sartana government no longer has the confidence of the Growers of Food. Myself, and the Zarosa Sazron Organizer of Energy, are hereby tending in our resignations from the Sartana government."
- UA Leader Gorosa Hadura
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"That fucking retarded backstabbing hick!" shouted Bevrana Sartanos, throwing a recently emptied shot glass against the wall. "He thinks he can fucking betray me like that and get away with it?" The Civic Organizer was very drunk, and gesticulating in his standard dramatic fashion. His black hair streaked with white, normally slicked back, was disheveled. "That level of paramount idiocy is inanely incomprehensible even if that dumb bastard knew I wouldn't go after him." Press Secretary Jarosa Hasos and Chief of Staff Artoma Zarone quietly listened as their boss ranted. "That inbred, beast-fucking, uneducated, semi-literate mass of idiotic buffoons that make up the UA are going to get punished by the voters if the government they're part of falls." The slightly overweight civic organizer had to pause to take some breaths, his somewhat overweight body not used to such intense exertion.
"Certainly," replied Hasos. "Their polls already show them poised to lose up to thirty seats."
"That unfaithful, fickle, perfidious party of untrustworthy, faithless traitors will lose a lot more than thirty fucking seats if they withdraw from my coalition! We'll rain Hell down upon them, that's sure. If we go down, we'll take everyone who betrays us down too."
Zarone spoke up at this time. "We might still be able to run damage control," he replied. "Accuse Hadura of orchestrating the whole thing to cover for his own corruption."
Pointing at his Chief of Staff, Sartanos replied, "That's right, dig anything you can up on that yellow-bellied backstabbing bastard, make scandals up if you can't find anything." The Civic Organizer sat down and poured himself a glass of wine. "Jarosa, go to the press, tell them that Hadura is lying- don't leave Artoma, I have more for you to do- tell those blood-sucking reporters that it's a plot connected to the Red Farmers. That'll give Saranon pause. Artoma, get people on the investigation against Hadura, get some people to interview all of the staff of this place - who th' Hell would take video evidence of prostitutes? - scrub them clean, and send someone over to Saranon. Tell him I'll reduce immigration if he keeps confidence in the government."
"Will do," replied Zarone, leaving the room after Hasos. Sartanos lit a cigar, and began smoking. You didn't rise to Vristushalos without political skill. He was confident he'd be able to ride this out.