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Minecraft 2015 User Warning
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bigbaldben:
WARNING to anyone planning to play on the server tonight:
My wife and kids are headed out of town until tomorrow. I have decided the best use of this time will be to 1) drink moderately (i.e. heavily) and 2) play Minecraft.
I am a "happy drunk," so if I get into that area, I apologize in advance for:
1) unrequited expressions of love or friendship
2) mutual expressions of love or friendship that I may not remember later
3) emphatic declarations that someone - or, more likely, everyone - is my BEST friend
4) spelling and grammatical errors
5) being even more verbose than usual
I realize that I am old, and my bedtime is usually before you guys even get on, but I thought it only appropriate to post this warning, lest I stay awake long enough to attempt to marry someone's horse or something.
Thank you for your attention.
Bustos:
:drunks:
Myroria:
Thanks for the silk touch pickaxe, drunkie.
bigbaldben:
Alas, I neglected to chug, and the alcohol to time ratio stayed in the buzz range only. I am out of practice binge drinking.
And you're welcome.
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