The Help Desk

[Gulliver]

If you are in anyway lost, need help, have a concern or complaint, then by all means speak up!

[Amy]

I'm Amy, and I'm a NSoholic 

[High Evermore]

  Hello Amy! Im brian, I work too damn much.

[Bustos]

Which day is payday?

[Gulliver]

That is a good question. Excuse me while I contact the proper authorities about this matter...
Posted on: March 02, 2007, 10:16:31 AM...and I'm back.

Sunday. More precisely, 8 AM GMT Sunday

[Bustos]

Thanks!

[Allama]

Need help?  Ask away!

If I don't know the answer to your query, I'll scour the earth for someone who does.

If you have a question you'd rather not ask in front of everyone and his uncle, feel free to PM me.  I love to answer messages, so don't be shy!

[Khem]

what is your favorite color?

[Allama]

Pale green and/or dark purple.  Thank you for the question, dearest!

[St Oz]

*Oz wanders from the Regional Security Office and then walks by the help desk in full military uniform*

Hmmm, the help desk is now ran by a woman...

*Oz side steps to the counter* "How are you doing today?"

[Khablan]

Ah, the Great and Mighty Oz.  We are, of course, Awesomely fine.  How can we help you?

[Khem]

wait can you post up OZ FOR DELEGATE posters?

ello oz, i was just dropping some coffee to my wifey.

* The Wonderful PUR gives allama her coffee.

[Khablan]

Whaaaaaat, no coffee for me? 

wait can you post up OZ FOR DELEGATE posters?

Wait a minute, let me put on my secretary glasses so I can answer this all official-like.  Okay, I'm ready now.  *ahem*

While we can certainly appreciate the Mightiness that is Oz, and the Coolness of his recent performance of a certain Marriage Ceremony of Great Importance, our Community Office must remain unbiased, and to that end, cannot allow the posting of one candidate's posters and not all others as well.  Which of course would be most inconvenient, because they'd take up all the wall space, leaving no room for our post-it notes.  And then they'd cover the windows too.  And then our electric bill will skyrocket because we'd have to keep the lights on all the time.  And then we'd go bankrupt.  And then Allama would be fired for having let that happen.  And then we'd ALL be sorry, because Allama would go off in a huff and sit by herself to eat a whole lot of cookies.  We don't want THAT to happen, now, do we?

[Khem]

OH NO! of course not!

* The Wonderful PUR sneaks Mama Khab her coffee.

security nearly took it from me but i traded them some chocolate for that time of the month.

[Khablan]

Ah, PUR, you're a life saver!  Seems the office coffeemaker's on the fritz.  Must remember to call a repair guy about that.  Assuming that's covered in the budget that we don't have yet.  Be sure to grab some cookies from the table over there under the balloons.  Just be careful not to trip over any boxes.  We haven't finished moving the furniture around yet, ya know.