News: Let us make the whole region resound with the song of We Are The Happiest People in NationStates.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Colt .45 isn't a manly weapon... A manly weapon is your bare fists! BIA!
yup, revolvers are for hicks, reenactment loonies and village idiots. Not to mention that the only weapons that may be suitable at a wedding are ceremonial sabres and salute cannons.
NO SOLY! NO! Down boy!