I would love to attend, two beautiful women, one kick ass ceremony, plus, as former Delegate, this will get me some press, as well as giving my secret service agents something to do. I will bring wine, whiskey, smokes, and pizza.
um... about those "lustful joinings"...will that be a public service as well? And, if not, will we be able to get a video afterwards? Slide show? Viewmaster wheel? An IMAX feature? Comic book?