Mario: Mario be damned....
Luigi: ... Luigi's where it's at.
Peach: I do like turnips I guess.
Bowser: He does breath fire. That's cool.
Donkey Kong: I'm a sucker for the tie. It's adorable.
Diddy Kong: I don't need to justify my refusal of him
Yoshi: Oddly enough, hermaphrodites are a turn off for me.
Wario: Bites with a troubling frequency.
Link: Look at the size of that sword.
Zelda: She's got the magic touch.
Sheik: Flexible.
Ganondorf: Evil is hot.
Toon Link: Look at how he waves that wand about.
Samus: One Hell of a gun.
Zero Suit Samus: Just look at them.
Pit: I don't know why but he annoys me. And two swords is a bit much, even for me.
Ice Climbers: Two for the price of one!
R.O.B.: Programmed for the stuff.
Kirby: Can suck me in anytime.
Metaknight: His sword's weird.
King Dedede. He sucks like Kirby and has got one Hell of a hammer.
Pikmin & Olimar: The more the merrier. I also love spacesuits.
Fox: I cannot fail
the trust the voters have placed in me. He's also got a neat spaceship.
Falco: That beak looks sharp and dangerous
Wolf: What I said about Fox pretty much covers this. That and his incredible fashion sense.
Captain Falcon: YES! FALCON PUNCH!
Pikachu: Fuck yes. It's Pikachu.
Pokemon Trainer: Nah...
Lucario: I've got Pikachu, why do I need him?
Jigglypuff: Those eyes are just way too big.
Marth: Again, just look at the size of that sword.
Ike: More swords. Big swords.
Ness: He's hot. Really hot.
Lucas: Sufficient replacement for Ness when he's not available.
Mister Game & Watch: He may have only two dimensions but he's still all man. Look at him fling those sausages.
Snake: With that cardboard box he's ready for action anytime anywhere.
Sonic: Finishes up too quickly. And he's also fucking annoying.
Poll
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Bowser
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Yoshi
Wario
Link
Zelda
Sheik
Ganondorf
Toon Link
Samus
Zero Suit Samus
Pit
Ice Climbers
R.O.B.
Kirby
Metaknight
King Dedede
Pikmin & Olimar
Fox
Falco
Wolf
Captain Falcon
Pikachu
Pokemon Trainer
Lucario
Jigglypuff
Marth
Ike
Ness
Lucas
Mister Game & Watch
Snake
Sonic