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Title: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: kor on July 08, 2007, 01:50:07 PM
Another AD&D Top Ten.

Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say

   1. If this wasn't such a nice inn, I'd kick your ass.
   2. Do these boots go with this tunic?
   3. Sometimes, I just want to be held.
   4. Couldn't we just talk this over? Violence never solved anything.
   5. Swords and alcohol don't mix.
   6. Gee, I'd like to help you guys hunt down that rogue dragon, but Lance and I are going shopping for curtains this weekend.
   7. Thank you (as well as "please", "excuse me", and "so sorry, I would appear to have stabbed you in the stomach with my broad sword").
   8. I think mages are the coolest.
   9. Wait a minute guys. Maybe we should think this over first.
  10. Ewwwww! Blood!
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Solnath on July 10, 2007, 02:26:38 PM
11. Sorry, I'm not in the mood right now, dearest.
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Khem on July 10, 2007, 06:03:42 PM
"nah i don't realy feel in the mood for ale, whores and roughhousing."
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Allama on July 10, 2007, 06:22:54 PM
13. Sure, killing people is all well and good... but what does it all mean?  I want to know what life is all about; I need to take some time off fighting and do some self-discovery.
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Khem on July 10, 2007, 06:29:58 PM
14. i just read this great book about the inner need for peace by every creature in existance, we just seek to dominate others to make our own peace but we should realy just work together and be happy.
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Bara on July 12, 2007, 12:09:06 AM
15. Pretty please with a cherry on top would you pass me the catsup?
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Xyrael on August 02, 2007, 01:58:18 AM
16. "Does this tunic make me look fat?"
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Tacolicious on August 02, 2007, 02:43:12 AM
17. I think I may have over-reacted just a little bit
18. Can't we all just get along?
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Xyrael on August 02, 2007, 07:45:53 AM
19. "Oh my Gods, are you ok?"
20. "Ma'am, may I rape you and plunder your riches?"
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Bara on August 03, 2007, 12:59:36 AM
Quote from: Xyrael on August 02, 2007, 07:45:53 AM
19. "Oh my Gods, are you ok?"
20. "Ma'am, may I rape you and plunder your riches?"
:clap:
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Ryazania on August 03, 2007, 02:16:33 AM
Um, what? Berserker?
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Kozai on August 03, 2007, 03:12:39 AM
21. Let me read this thread!
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Bara on August 04, 2007, 12:47:58 AM
Why, that tunic makes you look 5 sizes smaller! Where did you get that!
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Xyrael on August 04, 2007, 05:50:05 AM
23. "I need to buy a parka, it's too cold here."
24. "I don't want to sail across the ocean, the humidity will damage my perm."
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Allama on August 06, 2007, 01:48:10 PM
25. "DAMN, broke a nail."
26. *tastes soup*  "Hmmm, I think this needs a pinch more rosemary."
27. "Can't we just cuddle?"
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say
Post by: Nightloser on August 15, 2007, 10:25:30 PM
28. " I just loooove Phil Collins dear..."
29. Do you know any good christian rock bands?