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Offline kor

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Top Ten Sign That Your DM Is Too Easy
« on: July 08, 2007, 01:58:31 PM »
Top Ten Signs You DM Is Too Easy

   1. The red dragon suddenly develops a chest cold, and cannot use it's breath weapon.
   2. Your party sneaks into the lich's secret dungeons. Luckily for them, the lich has been born-again, and sent all his undead minions off to do charity work for the poor.
   3. The phrase "Oh geez, what do I need with another +5 vorpal longsword" is used during game play.
   4. Your cleric is on a first name basis with his god, because of all the times the god has had to pop in to save the cleric's butt.
   5. Any major city has at least one "Ressurect-a-matic" on every street corner.
   6. All the city's guards are first level, and are easily spooked by the flamefinger cantrip.
   7. Bubba the Mighty, the most powerful and evil mage in the world, has a soft spot for fast-talking halflings. Instead of casting meteor swarm and annihilating the party, he decides to teleport away.
   8. The party is dividing treasure. The fighter says "Ok, who wants the staff of the magi? Anybody? Anyone at all? Ok, we leave it leaning against a tree stump."
   9. The DM uses a four sider to roll monster attacks.
  10. The gods in your campaign worship the player characters.




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Re: Top Ten Sign That Your DM Is Too Easy
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 02:24:57 PM »
11. Your characters survive despite of anything you do.
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Re: Top Ten Sign That Your DM Is Too Easy
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 09:32:16 PM »
the character with a charisma of 3 can sweet talk any old curmudgeon into doing whatever they please.

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