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Title: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Eientei on February 22, 2008, 10:19:05 PM
This is an off-topic thread.  DON'T POST ANYTHING ON-TOPIC.  Seriously.  Don't even think about it.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 22, 2008, 11:31:56 PM
Cookies?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Delfos on February 22, 2008, 11:35:21 PM
recently it has been hard to focus on this forum, too much #%$"$#%" flying around
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 22, 2008, 11:37:34 PM
Cookies?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Eientei on February 23, 2008, 12:06:18 AM
I said NOTHING ON-TOPIC.  Cookies are clearly always on-topic, because they are delicious.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 23, 2008, 12:07:50 AM
Shepard's pie?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Eientei on February 23, 2008, 12:14:13 AM
That's better.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on February 23, 2008, 12:50:35 AM
I'm so tired.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Annex on February 23, 2008, 12:51:21 AM
Black footed ferrets are merely two feet from tip to tail.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 23, 2008, 12:55:21 AM
My back hurts.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Solnath on February 23, 2008, 01:01:59 AM
We've had a thread like this before.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The G Rebellion on February 23, 2008, 01:07:27 AM
Sleeping in jeans can be quite uncomfortable...
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Xyrael on February 23, 2008, 01:16:04 AM
I like the color bl-- bloo-- blo----- bl---- RED!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on February 23, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
My 40k Apocalypse force ammounts to 8888pts, ~180 foot sloggers and 24 vehicles of which 10 are battle tanks, 1 tank destroyer, 1 light tank, 1 siege tank, 1 super-heavy tank, 1 armoured forward command vehicle, 3 APCs, 4 self-propelled howitzers and 2 scout walkers.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 23, 2008, 12:52:22 PM
My cat is a Russian Blue.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on February 23, 2008, 03:54:40 PM
And so the snow melts.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on February 23, 2008, 04:21:27 PM
Taijitu seems to have evolved more and more into some sort of popularity contest...
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Annex on February 23, 2008, 04:59:59 PM
What does the scouter say about his power level?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 23, 2008, 05:29:18 PM
A sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he could see see see.  But all that he could see see see what the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea.

I suppose you it could be a she, but that might get confusing.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on February 23, 2008, 05:55:50 PM
Presidente, the people starve!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Miller18 on February 23, 2008, 06:23:51 PM
Its cold here.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 23, 2008, 06:27:10 PM
 :smack: @ the heat wave
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Xyrael on February 23, 2008, 07:21:42 PM
Quote from: The Empire on February 23, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
My 40k Apocalypse force ammounts to 8888pts, ~180 foot sloggers and 24 vehicles of which 10 are battle tanks, 1 tank destroyer, 1 light tank, 1 siege tank, 1 super-heavy tank, 1 armoured forward command vehicle, 3 APCs, 4 self-propelled howitzers and 2 scout walkers.

Not enough tanks  >:( YOU NEED MORE TO BE A TRUE GUARDSMAN, SON!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 23, 2008, 09:15:57 PM
Quote from: Xyrael on February 23, 2008, 07:21:42 PM
Quote from: The Empire on February 23, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
My 40k Apocalypse force ammounts to 8888pts, ~180 foot sloggers and 24 vehicles of which 10 are battle tanks, 1 tank destroyer, 1 light tank, 1 siege tank, 1 super-heavy tank, 1 armoured forward command vehicle, 3 APCs, 4 self-propelled howitzers and 2 scout walkers.

Not enough tanks  >:( YOU NEED MORE TO BE A TRUE GUARDSMAN, SON!

but i only have 1 APC. its a mad max type world that my regiment comes from.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 23, 2008, 09:27:21 PM
 :smack: FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 23, 2008, 09:28:57 PM
SUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

 :smack:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 23, 2008, 09:42:32 PM
 :wb:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 23, 2008, 09:44:32 PM
z :o
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Of Crazed on February 24, 2008, 04:23:56 AM
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Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Eientei on February 24, 2008, 05:43:49 AM
(http://www.photosbytim.com/Roger_Daltrey_1.jpg)

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Towlie on February 24, 2008, 07:06:31 AM
yall are being on topic by being off topic which is isnt really off topic cause it on topic
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Feniexia on February 24, 2008, 10:27:16 AM
42.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 11:35:46 AM
 :wb:  :whip:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 24, 2008, 12:47:47 PM
35!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on February 24, 2008, 01:25:39 PM
The hunger! MUST DEVOOOOOUR!!!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 01:42:29 PM
White hole
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For the Red Dwarf episode, see White Hole (Red Dwarf episode).
In astrophysics, a white hole is the time reversal of a black hole. While a black hole acts as an absorber for any matter that crosses the event horizon, a white hole acts as a source that ejects matter from its event horizon. The sign of the acceleration is invariant under time reversal, so both black and white holes attract matter. The only potential difference between them is in the behavior at the horizon.

Stephen Hawking has argued that white holes are the same as black holes, once quantum mechanics is taken into account.

Contents [hide]
1 Relation to Quantum Mechanical Black Holes
2 Origin
3 Recent Speculations
4 See also
5 References
6 External links
 


[edit] Relation to Quantum Mechanical Black Holes
Black hole horizons can only absorb matter, while white hole horizons ostensibly recede from any incoming matter at the local speed of light, so that the infalling matter never crosses. The infalling matter is then scattered and reemitted at the death of the white hole, receding to infinity after having come very very close to the final singular point where the white hole is destroyed. The total proper time until an infalling object encounters the singular endpoint is the same as the proper time to be swallowed by a black hole, so the white hole picture does not say what happens to the infalling matter. Ignoring the classically unpredictable emissions of the white hole, the white hole and black hole are indistinguishable for external observers.

In quantum mechanics, the black hole emits Hawking radiation, and so can come to thermal equilibrium with a gas of radiation. Since a thermal equilbrium state is time reversal invariant, Hawking argued that the time reverse of a black hole in thermal equilibrium is again a black hole in thermal equilibrium.[1] This implies that black holes and white holes are the same object. The Hawking radiation from an ordinary black hole is then identified with the white hole emission. Hawking's semi-classical argument is reproduced in a quantum mechanical AdS/CFT treatment[2], where a black hole in Anti De Sitter space is described by a thermal gas in a gauge theory, whose time reversal is the same as itself.


[edit] Origin
White holes appear as part of the vacuum solution to the Einstein field equations describing a Schwarzschild wormhole. One end of this type of wormhole is a black hole, drawing in matter, and the other is a white hole, emitting matter. While this gives the impression that black holes in our universe may connect to white holes elsewhere, in reality, this is untrue, for two reasons. First, Schwarzschild wormholes are unstable, disconnecting as soon as they form. Second, Schwarzschild wormholes are only a solution to the Einstein field equations in vacuum (when no matter interacts with the hole). Real black holes are formed by the collapse of stars. When the infalling stellar matter is added to a diagram of a black hole's history, it removes the part of the diagram corresponding to the white hole [1].

The existence of white holes that are not part of a wormhole is doubtful, as they appear to violate the second law of thermodynamics.

Quasars and active galactic nuclei are observed to spew out jets of matter. This is now believed to be the result of polar jets formed when matter falls into supermassive black holes at the centers of these objects. Prior to this model, white holes emitting matter were one possible explanation proposed.


[edit] Recent Speculations
A more recently proposed view of black holes might be interpreted as shedding some light on the nature of classical white holes. Some researchers proposed that when a black hole forms, a big bang occurs at the core which creates a new universe that expands into extra dimensions outside of the parent universe[3]. See also Fecund universes.

The initial feeding of matter from the parent universe's black hole and the expansion that follows in the new universe might be thought of as a cosmological type of white hole. Unlike traditional white holes, this type of white hole would not be localized in space in the new universe and its horizon would have to be identified with the cosmological horizon.

Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 24, 2008, 08:24:40 PM
White hole: My last girlfriend >_>
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 08:28:48 PM
 :tai: may the force be with you.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 24, 2008, 08:33:00 PM
Quote from: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 08:28:48 PM
:tai: may the farce be with you.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on February 24, 2008, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: korni on February 24, 2008, 08:24:40 PM
White hole: My last girlfriend >_>

Ouch!....
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 24, 2008, 08:45:01 PM
<_<

>_>
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 08:51:20 PM
EAT ME!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 24, 2008, 09:23:39 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 24, 2008, 09:28:13 PM
really?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 24, 2008, 09:39:02 PM
Happy Hour!!!!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on February 24, 2008, 10:07:11 PM
Is happy hour still banned in oklahoma?  Those poor sods banned it back in 2005.

Also you can get absinthe in a lot of las vegas bars now :D  THAT'S a happy hour
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Annex on February 25, 2008, 06:45:14 AM
Rhombus!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on February 25, 2008, 06:12:19 PM
I officially died after my jeep sank into the ocean.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 25, 2008, 06:27:17 PM
Huzzah!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on February 25, 2008, 06:34:11 PM
But I doubt it's the 18th-19th century variety of absinthe....
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on February 25, 2008, 07:58:06 PM
I will feel so much better tonight after I get bottle of wine, a pint of ice cream, and a few movies starring hot men.  ^_^
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 25, 2008, 08:22:46 PM
im kinda pissed.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on February 25, 2008, 09:30:12 PM
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j77/kungratta/1203940915307.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 25, 2008, 10:27:59 PM
 :D
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on February 26, 2008, 05:13:52 PM
The human head weighs 8 lbs.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Miller18 on February 26, 2008, 10:28:31 PM
How about just being non-conformist?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Khem on February 27, 2008, 10:17:30 AM
fish?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 27, 2008, 11:42:23 PM
Your Anus is bleeding
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Chairman Steve on February 28, 2008, 03:08:01 AM
RAMEN NOODLES WERE INVENTED BY MOMOFUKU ANDO.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on February 28, 2008, 04:21:31 PM
Let's all get drunk!

:drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 04:23:44 PM
Get drunk? I haven't stop being drunk. ^_^
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on February 28, 2008, 07:59:06 PM
Quote from: korni on February 28, 2008, 04:23:44 PM
Get drunk? I haven't stop being drunk. ^_^

I'll take your grammar in that sentence as proof positive.  Touché.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 08:07:38 PM
Win! \o/

 :-P
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 28, 2008, 10:03:36 PM
 :smack:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 10:08:52 PM
That's what I did to yo momma last night.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 28, 2008, 10:12:23 PM
my mommys dead.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 10:13:57 PM
 Necronomicon: Book of the Dead.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 28, 2008, 10:14:52 PM
Quote from: korni on February 28, 2008, 10:13:57 PM
Five words. Necronomicon: Book of the Dead.

thats 7 words
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 10:15:54 PM
You aren't supposed to count the first statement.  ::)
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 28, 2008, 10:16:39 PM
it still 7 words.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 10:18:26 PM
O RLY? Look again.  :P
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 28, 2008, 10:19:41 PM
cheater!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 10:20:38 PM
Bwhahahahahahaha!  :-P
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 28, 2008, 10:21:58 PM
U BE HAXING!!!1111 IM TELLING THE M0D!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 10:26:00 PM
"All's fair in love and war."
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 28, 2008, 10:26:39 PM
i hope its not the love part
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 10:28:54 PM
Definitely not.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on February 28, 2008, 10:32:48 PM
Stay mad.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 28, 2008, 11:28:02 PM
I'm hungry.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 29, 2008, 12:04:55 AM
i bet you are.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 29, 2008, 12:11:43 AM
Not anymore. I ate.  :D
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on February 29, 2008, 12:51:19 AM
Leda lurking in the bushes, whimpering and moaning for the swan, see.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 29, 2008, 12:55:27 AM
"Superman's dead"
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on February 29, 2008, 01:15:47 AM
I guess I'll never get the five bucks that punk owed me then ):
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on February 29, 2008, 04:06:42 PM
Your mom owes me five bucks.  OH!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 29, 2008, 04:09:19 PM
That reminds me, my mom owes me five bucks.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on February 29, 2008, 06:43:52 PM
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on February 29, 2008, 06:56:09 PM
Fuzzy, fuzzy hamsters. :h:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 29, 2008, 06:58:00 PM
*Looks at his cup sadly*

I need more tea.  :-\
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on February 29, 2008, 07:28:28 PM
Häagen-Dazs has a green tea flavor out now and it is moderately tasty.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 29, 2008, 08:41:43 PM
*pulls his skin off his arm*

wheeee!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Akka-Wakka on February 29, 2008, 09:09:52 PM
* Akka eats the topic.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on February 29, 2008, 09:20:29 PM
*korni lol's*
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on February 29, 2008, 11:02:56 PM
*figures out that hes in akkas stomach*

Well, this is Bullshit.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 01, 2008, 12:09:17 PM
mmmmmmm, Breakfast.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 01, 2008, 02:43:10 PM
i just ate that meal
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on March 01, 2008, 06:53:26 PM
今、日本語で色々な話してみよう。楽しいと思うから。
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 01, 2008, 07:03:50 PM
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 :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks::drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks::drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks::drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks: :drunks:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 02, 2008, 12:11:50 AM
Falcon Punch?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on March 02, 2008, 10:34:14 AM
I pinch.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 02, 2008, 07:42:10 PM
by the way emp,

*shoots emp*

ok, im done.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on March 02, 2008, 08:06:38 PM
*Kicks Bara in the nuts* There, congratulations to your Darwin award!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 02, 2008, 08:09:52 PM
thanks!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 03, 2008, 05:38:32 PM
Your retro career melted.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 03, 2008, 09:26:57 PM
I want to go home. Work is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. >_<
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Eientei on March 03, 2008, 11:04:29 PM
THEY BROKE AUDIOSURF

*)&^*%(&#()$(@&$# ETC.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 03, 2008, 11:41:47 PM

The enemy that brought about the Fall didn't wear a uniform. It didn't speak of jihads or crusades. It didn't rally extremists to the cause.

Immune to metal detectors, oblivious to terror status rankings, Shiva moved without sound and without fury.

The microscopic virus originated in southern Asia, somewhere between India and Pakistan. It manifested first as a deadly flu epidemic, but                       how it came about isn't entirely clear. Was it just a quirk of biology? A secret government project gone awry? A purposefully targeted biological weapon? No one ever found out for sure, and with the heightened tensions of the region, few wasted time looking for an answer.

Pakistani radicals almost immediately assumed it was a weaponized virus unleashed by India and retaliated with a nuclear bomb that sparked a devastating exchange between both countries that left hundreds of thousands dead within just a few hours.

Neither fire nor radiation brought humanity low, however. The blasts flung irradiated dust laced with the Shiva virus into the atmosphere, where it mutated into a new and more potent form.

Shiva 2 descended on Asia, spreading rapidly and sparking further nuclear exchanges between ancient enemies. As chaos overwhelmed the world, major cities in Europe and North America, including cities in the United States, fell prey to similar attacks. Civilization collapsed within a few weeks, leaving only a handful of sheltered areas habitable.

The Shiva virus mutated again and again, and stymied scientists who struggled to find a cure. Eventually, the virus reached its final incarnation: Shiva 7. Although it exhibited symptoms similar to those of its predecessors, Shiva 7 was non-lethal. Once the illness ran its course, the virus fell dormant within its host. But by the time Shiva 7 became the dominant strain of the virus, more than 90 percent of the world's population was gone. Nearly all of the survivors were infected with Shiva 7, but its effects seemed minimal for decades.

In subsequent generations, however, hidden effects of Shiva 7 became apparent. The virus caused mutations - some benign, some malignant, and some...quite strange, giving a few people the ability to manipulate the world around them. The virus had altered the fundamental genetic makeup of humanity.

Now, in the year 2154, you find yourself in the Grand Canyon Province, isolated from the rest of the fallen world. Hoover Dam, the last bastion of civilization in the region, has fallen to the Children of the Apocalypse and their allies after decades of conflict. The Enforcers and Techs, once servants of the reviled ruler of Hoover Dam, Alec Masters, now search for a new place in the world. In one of the last habitable regions on earth, humanity struggles to hold on to the last scraps of the old world. The savage Children of the Apocalypse, the wily Travelers, the militaristic Enforcers, the technology-friendly Techs, the nature-loving Vistas, and the mystical and altruistic Lightbearers all struggle for dominance.

They'll become your allies or enemies as you explore, share the adventure, and shape the future of Fallen Earth™.

Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 04, 2008, 09:39:12 AM
that stupid dunkin' donuts commercial with the "fratalian" jingle PISSES ME OFF.  god, seriously.

eta:  seriously, i mean it.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 04, 2008, 01:56:53 PM
WARNING: Must be 18 or older to enter.

/me
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 04, 2008, 06:14:34 PM
man i'm such a sucker, I totally fell for it.

Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 05, 2008, 11:45:51 AM
OKAY.

I have worked for several hours on a paper that SUCKS LEWIS HENRY MORGAN CAN SDKFJASLDK; BLOW ME I HATE THIS GUY HE'S LUCKY HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS.  My shoulder hurts and I have a migraine AND MY PROGRAM FUCKING CRASHED AND I LOST MY PAPER AND OMFG I HAVE TO BE UP IN THREE HOURS AND I HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN WTF WORLD WHY.

My cat is being unbearably cute though ):

Lewis Henry Morgan versus Richard S. MacNeish and the evolution of community patterns in the Tehuacan Valley of Mexico concerning the speculations of cultural processes and how the two theoretical orientations mesh, you suck ):

 :trout:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 05, 2008, 01:07:18 PM
Wow....sounds......horrible.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 05, 2008, 05:04:37 PM
I feel too bad to saying something glib and/or off-topic, now.  :(
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Khem on March 05, 2008, 05:11:20 PM
american money is fake.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 05, 2008, 05:24:09 PM
I wonder if I can convince the HR Director to pay me in Euros...
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Akka-Wakka on March 05, 2008, 05:32:19 PM
 :2c:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 05, 2008, 08:36:40 PM
The Children of the Apocalypse have been around since the Fall, but the name has only been in use since they began raiding Hoover Dam and its supporting settlements. Before the coming of Redhand, small roaming bands of CHOTA warred among themselves and destroyed or used up any remaining technology they came across in the wastes. Made up of the countless throngs of those survivors whose minds could not face the changes in the world around them, the CHOTA outnumbered the other factions, but were broken up into fractious tribes that could be defeated individually and rarely cooperated. With the coming of the great warlord Redhand, this changed. Redhand appealed to their desire for destruction and conquest, uniting them despite their inherent resistance to authority.

The primary strengths of the CHOTA are their large numbers, mutations, and ferocity. The CHOTA are one of the largest factions in the Province, though because of their fractured society, they rarely bring this advantage to bear. There are large numbers of mutants among their ranks as a result of their extensive exposure to the Shiva 7 virus and radiation. Some mutants are trained as shamans, and they expand their senses and increase their powers by altering their mental state with herbs and fungi. While the CHOTA are not well armed, relying on scavenged weapons and armor, they are very powerful fighters and can be frighteningly effective in combat.

There are many tribes within the CHOTA, most of which control a single settlement. Some are larger, encompassing several camps, and normally grow through integration of the conquered. Groups within the CHOTA, such as the Slaughter Kings and the Spirit Seers, hold a wide variety of beliefs and practices. Members of conflicting sects can be found in most of their settlements.

Each CHOTA tribe has its own leader who is usually referred to as Warchief if he or she is given any title at all. Each tribe is quite clear on its pecking order, and they do not need titles to keep score. The only person who has influence over the tribes as a whole is Redhand, the leader of the CHOTA Revolt and for decades the prime mover in their society. Redhand leads a tribe, and others give his words due consideration, but he has no actual authority over them.

The CHOTA recognize the nomadic and chaotic Travelers as kindred spirits of a sort. Since they do not build much, the CHOTA rely on their allies for many of their weapons, armor, and other supplies. From their earliest days, they have fought alongside the Vistas against the Enforcers and the Techs. In exchange for food and supplies, the CHOTA have given raw materials and protection to the Vistas, and the two have developed a strong symbiotic relationship in many areas.

Unsurprisingly the CHOTA have earned themselves many enemies dating all the way back to the days of the Hoover Dam Garrison. The Enforcers embody everything that the CHOTA hate, creating order and rebuilding the old world, even as the CHOTA tear down every last vestige of the old days. The two factions have fought for decades without ceasing. The weakling Techs hide behind their Enforcer allies and are seen as being mere lackeys of the Enforcers. Eventually, the CHOTA believe the Techs will be destroyed. The Lightbearers are too ordered and controlling for the CHOTA to ever live with, despite the fact they share many of the same mutation powers.

The closest thing the CHOTA have to a home base is Six Points, the settlement built on the ruins of Five Points where Redhand once guided the faction. Six Points is located in the southern end of CHOTA Gulch in the remains of a small mountain town. It is home to many warriors but has few merchants or craftsmen, though some Travelers and Vistas dwell there.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 05, 2008, 10:15:20 PM
I have money invested in the silver market. ^_^
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 05, 2008, 10:23:39 PM
The world as it was known is completely shattered, and the only hope for its reconstruction is the law and order of the Enforcers. That, at least, is the theory. There are many who do not share the vision of the world's rebirth that the Enforcers claim to embody, citing their past involvement in (some might even say orchestration of) terrible events. None can deny the horrors visited years ago upon those living in the Hoover Dam, but in the time since, the Enforcers have worked to rise above that stigma. The faction was formed from the remnants of military units, local law enforcement, and even park rangers, but now they recruit any who believe that the Enforcer way is the only way to restore what has been lost.

The reports of crushing dictatorship by would-be Enforcer warlords are rampant, and there are corpses located throughout the desert bearing evidence of Enforcer execution. Some within their own ranks feel as if they are constantly being watched and scrutinized by unseen agents. Nothing is ever proven, but the suspicion continues to mount as to whether the militaristic defenders of order are actually making a better world or simply crushing the life and freedom out of what is left of the Fallen Earth.

Still, the faction's influence and resources continue to be the leading reasons for fresh recruits to petition for membership. Enforcer training and conditioning is harsh in the extreme, with strict schedules and grueling physical exercises. A cadre of Enforcer-trained shock troops has few equals on any battlefield, and when entrenched in a fortification, can hold off groups ten times its size for extended periods. Most outsiders have even come to expect such a stereotype from the Enforcers. With their access to some of the best equipment available from the remnants of what came before, the common image of the Enforcer soldier is a battle-ready trooper armed with a well-kept rifle and protected by refurbished combat armor. The Enforcers are quick to challenge that conception, pointing out that most of their members are in fact civilians without combat experience who serve in support roles. Their enemies, sadly, do not often make that distinction, adding to the body count when the dust settles after an engagement.

The Enforcers are allied with the Techs, who trade their knowledge and goods for protection, and the Lightbearers, who share the vision of a restored world under strong leadership. With the aid of these two groups, they are able to face the threats of those who would see the Enforcers completely unmade, most notably the dangerous CHOTA. These anarchistic savages oppose everything that the Enforcers seek to build, and are the single most hostile threat that the faction faces, followed closely by the shady Travelers and eco-fanatical Vistas.

While the Enforcers are prevalent throughout all known parts of the region, they are most influential in the stretch of land known as Siller's Canyon. Here, they are surrounded on all sides by enemies, which seems to make their mission that much clearer. In this, their most dangerous frontier, they confront the very forces that wish to see them undone completely, all while battling internal strife between several groups within their own ranks.

The current commander of the Enforcers is Colonel Elizabeth Pryce, a hard-nosed woman with a great deal of leadership experience. After the fall of Alec Masters and the subsequent struggles created by his defeat, it was Colonel Pryce who had the influence and commanding presence to bring together the fractured remnants of the Enforcers and reaffirm their goals. In the years since, however, some captains and lieutenants have begun to express concern about miscommunication and unreliable intelligence; some say it is only a matter of time before the chain of command breaks down again. Are the Enforcers the last hope for rebirth on the Fallen Earth, or will they be the impetus for its final and inexorable destruction?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Khem on March 06, 2008, 02:23:37 AM
 :fight:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 06, 2008, 03:27:22 AM
i got my hair cut today and it looks suuuuuuuuuper! 

(also that paper crisis from above was resolved, it came out fine)
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on March 06, 2008, 07:31:25 PM
YAY! My camera might get here tomorrow or tuesday at the latest!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 06, 2008, 10:10:38 PM
im going to read 1984 as soon as my library gets it!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 07, 2008, 01:24:32 AM
Sorry, but I can't stay off topic.

1. Why does your library not have it already?

2. Where the hell do you live that it doesn't have it already?

3. 1984 is now. Just read the paper.  :P

Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 07, 2008, 05:13:07 PM
As cliché as it is to say, I really do think your life is incomplete if you've never danced in the rain.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 07, 2008, 09:22:06 PM
Quote from: korni on March 07, 2008, 01:24:32 AM
Sorry, but I can't stay off topic.

1. Why does your library not have it already?

2. Where the hell do you live that it doesn't have it already?

3. 1984 is now. Just read the paper.  :P



1) No

2) Kent Island

3) lol
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 09, 2008, 05:52:56 AM
Today at the County Convention I was voted in as a Delegate for the State Convention in April!

Also the powerpoints I SLAVED OVER for said County Convention were FANTASTIC.  YEAH.  I think I have strep throat.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 09, 2008, 12:57:01 PM
Holy crap! Thunder, lightning, and sleet at the same time! In March!!!!! My power went out.  :( I had to come all the way back to my parents house for heat and internet access.  :-P
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 09, 2008, 04:27:00 PM
2
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 09, 2008, 05:02:59 PM
Excelsior!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 09, 2008, 06:04:36 PM
4765765743576876378357357867367836873651241154151274565555797542708456786579867635747867468

Thats my uber l33t line of code.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 10, 2008, 07:10:31 AM
I haven't studied for my midterm at all!  Yes!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Miller18 on March 10, 2008, 01:16:46 PM
Spring break is coming soon
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on March 10, 2008, 04:53:04 PM
In Sweden we didn't have mid-terms in the places I have studied.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 10, 2008, 05:53:11 PM
Kittens' fur is soft... at least, it should be.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 10, 2008, 11:35:59 PM
PISS! PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

Sorry, that was a Bad one.

SHIT!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 11, 2008, 01:20:10 AM
.........................
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Kia Nation on March 11, 2008, 01:52:18 AM
PEANUT BUTTER!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Trey on March 11, 2008, 05:35:13 AM
Quote from: Kia Nation on March 11, 2008, 01:52:18 AM
PEANUT BUTTER!

JELLY TIME!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 11, 2008, 05:39:40 AM
My throat hurts!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 11, 2008, 09:01:26 PM
ok...
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 12, 2008, 03:23:41 PM
Quote from: Mahasoor on March 11, 2008, 05:39:40 AM
My throat hurts!

Must... suppress innuendo...
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 12, 2008, 05:13:35 PM
Don't resist, Allama!

I think I'm going to sleep for the first day and a half of spring break, people.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on March 12, 2008, 05:37:49 PM
Maha, if it makes your throat irritated, don't swallow ;) (couldn't resist naughtyness)
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 12, 2008, 06:04:27 PM
ladies don't spit   O:-)
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 12, 2008, 07:24:51 PM
Note to self: eww.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 12, 2008, 09:19:34 PM
lean wit it






rock wit it.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 12, 2008, 10:21:47 PM
I went to an economics lecture/seminar/Q&A today! I totally friggin pwned one of the speakers there. It was friggin awesome! ^_^
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Kia Nation on March 12, 2008, 11:18:34 PM
I have to talk to horses next week, and I want a banana!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 12, 2008, 11:27:44 PM
Bravo Kor :D

I've got to get all gussied up in like an hour and dash out the door and I am exhausted.  Ick.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Kia Nation on March 13, 2008, 01:47:30 AM
Lubrication. A word I know not the meaning of.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 13, 2008, 05:39:05 PM
The sky is soooo pretty today!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Miller18 on March 13, 2008, 05:53:47 PM
Spring is coming soon! :clap:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 13, 2008, 06:03:04 PM
Once upon a time there was a man everyone called "Gorota" even though that wasn't his name.  He was born, grew to adulthood, got really old, then died.  The End.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 16, 2008, 05:21:55 AM
oh em gee homemade oatmeal cookie = win
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 16, 2008, 06:19:58 PM
WAAAAGGHHH!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 16, 2008, 08:57:44 PM
allergies, people ):  DEATH TO POLLEN
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 19, 2008, 04:56:39 PM
Oh God, OH GOD THERE ARE GERMS EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 19, 2008, 05:29:06 PM
rly?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Khem on March 19, 2008, 05:37:54 PM
OOOOh Pha ooo you are so big. i have to tell you we're all realy impressed down here. i mean you're just so super.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 19, 2008, 05:42:20 PM
 O RLY?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 19, 2008, 07:20:23 PM
I will never offer to help John again, he has ZERO ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 19, 2008, 08:01:36 PM
ok.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 20, 2008, 01:29:34 PM
Perhaps I should move to Uruguay...
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 20, 2008, 01:59:48 PM
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 20, 2008, 02:52:03 PM
That's a real damn shame.  Maybe you should consider seeing a professional about that.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 20, 2008, 06:24:53 PM
i think i should.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 20, 2008, 06:30:47 PM
Looooooooong weekend, woohoo! :drunks:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 20, 2008, 09:41:04 PM
This past month has been REALLY AWESOME except for the fact that I'm not sleeping at all anymore.  what the hell ):
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Chairman Steve on March 20, 2008, 10:02:41 PM
Mmm... Peanut butter cookies.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 20, 2008, 10:18:13 PM
*steals a peanut butter cookie!*
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 20, 2008, 11:59:39 PM
oh no you didnt!

*throws a rock at mah*
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 21, 2008, 12:36:08 AM
I was very giggly today. >_>
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 21, 2008, 12:38:19 AM
WAS?  Woe to past tense!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 21, 2008, 12:40:35 AM
Was, yes. Now I'm just happy. ^_^
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 21, 2008, 12:55:31 AM
 :clap:  hoopla!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 21, 2008, 01:31:47 AM
^_^
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Chairman Steve on March 21, 2008, 05:20:17 AM
Herring.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 21, 2008, 02:16:56 PM
*drinks the koolaid man*
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 21, 2008, 04:59:53 PM
i'm ditching responsibility today!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 21, 2008, 09:36:16 PM
Work is boring me.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Chairman Steve on March 21, 2008, 10:01:03 PM
Liquourice Altoids are disgusting.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 02:37:53 PM
gdsfsdfjdbhfkjewrbfgrnbvdfngbherwtgvefdsfcerbnefq
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Miller18 on March 25, 2008, 01:52:12 PM
If you stay off topic are you really on topic?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 25, 2008, 01:59:56 PM
Baby ducks are about the cutest things on the planet.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Eientei on March 25, 2008, 02:28:44 PM
Miller brings up a good point.  This whole time, you've all been on-topic!  What a paradox.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 25, 2008, 02:48:09 PM
/me explodes.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Miller18 on March 25, 2008, 05:10:01 PM
Thank you Eientei.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 25, 2008, 05:54:41 PM
I encourage everyone to do either (a) the robot or (b) the Thriller dance at some point during every day, preferably in public.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Kia Nation on March 26, 2008, 10:57:10 AM
 :tai:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 26, 2008, 03:44:50 PM
Happy birthday to me!  Self-indulgence for the (proverbial) win!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 26, 2008, 07:32:51 PM
WOO
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 27, 2008, 05:09:51 PM
Zaphod is seriously the awesomest man in the universe.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: The Empire on March 27, 2008, 08:16:40 PM
Every Taijituan should make it a habit to check the 'I would never...' topic
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on March 27, 2008, 11:42:46 PM
(click to show/hide)

Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on March 27, 2008, 11:45:55 PM
STOP GROVELING PEON. IT WILL WIN YOU NO FAVORS IN MY NEW REIGN OF TERROR.
Posted on: March 27, 2008, 06:44:05 PM
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on March 28, 2008, 01:36:04 PM
Madras curry...

/me
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 28, 2008, 07:52:45 PM
im on vent right now
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Miller18 on March 28, 2008, 07:56:06 PM
I think it's going to rain!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Xyrael on March 29, 2008, 03:00:28 AM
Join the Revolution!

(http://libcom.org/files/images/library/soviet_propaganda%5B1%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Khem on March 29, 2008, 01:07:34 PM
we are the goon squad and we're coming to town beep beep.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on March 29, 2008, 01:09:14 PM
I'm in the oddest of moods this morning. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Khem on March 29, 2008, 01:16:30 PM
well i stumbled and i am all drunk and full of smoke
my wife said i have had enough, im sick, thats it, get out!
so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
and i told the boys me story and we had another round

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

and mary mcgregor, she was a pretty whore
she'd always greet you with a smile and never lock her door
but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep
for mary mcgregor finally got some sleep

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

well i once loved a girl, a child im told
i gave her my heart and she gave my a cold
so now i sit standing here out in the pouring rain
ill stumble back to kellys pub and cry away me pain

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 29, 2008, 01:23:40 PM
TAKE THIS!

*pulls up in a car, and pull out a Thompson*

THATS NOT FOR MAKING THE DAILY FEE TO THE DON!

*shoots a wall and drives away*
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Khem on March 29, 2008, 01:26:16 PM
/me buys all of age people a drink!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Bara on March 29, 2008, 01:30:50 PM
*builds a mad-max fort*
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Khem on March 29, 2008, 01:35:08 PM
swing a little more on the devil's dance floor!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: PoD Gunner on March 29, 2008, 03:34:25 PM
*thanks Brother Neil of Pha for the drink and spreads Pha's blessing upon him*
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on April 03, 2008, 02:21:30 PM
This is going to be a ridiculously busy weekend for me... and I still haven't filed my taxes.  >_<
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Gulliver on April 05, 2008, 02:10:05 AM
やった！　まった日本語でタイプができるよ！　とてもうれしくなってる。　でも、　タイプしたい事は知らないんだ．．．
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on April 05, 2008, 06:56:36 AM
my cable box is frozen.  what the fuck ):
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: kor on April 05, 2008, 12:16:42 PM
I woke up last night with a buzzing noise in my head and some dizziness. It was rather odd.  :-\

It's gone now, so no worries.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on April 05, 2008, 08:57:26 PM
I just set up the sprinkler outside to water the side box and stupidly didn't get out of the way when I turned it on.  >.>

<.<

):

Cold water is cold.  Also water is wet, more at eleven.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on April 07, 2008, 04:15:50 PM
/me every doctor she can reach.

Ahhhh, much better.  Now that's a good cure.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on April 07, 2008, 05:21:12 PM
I am tempted to start a boycott of something.  I justneed to figure out the something.

Also, ): Allama.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Miller18 on April 07, 2008, 05:24:51 PM
Why not boycott boycotting?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on April 07, 2008, 05:46:10 PM
That sounds like a sound plan to me.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Trey on April 07, 2008, 06:49:17 PM
Film at Eleven.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Miller18 on April 08, 2008, 03:15:54 PM
Oh I missed it.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on April 08, 2008, 04:43:50 PM
Songs, songs, everywhere!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on April 08, 2008, 05:38:42 PM
Crisis at the White House!  Out of half and half for my coffee!  Woe!  Alas!  Alack!  Dismay, utter devastation, complete overreaction, etc!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on April 08, 2008, 06:17:34 PM
I swallowed a bug.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Trey on April 09, 2008, 04:14:24 AM
Check this out (it's only 9 seconds long)...ouch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCIDlADN6wo).

But this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI) is even better!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Mahasoor on April 09, 2008, 02:59:51 PM
I have the most annoying song stuck in my head!
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on April 09, 2008, 03:00:40 PM
Trey, you are a Rick Rolling son of a bitch.  :wb:
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Trey on April 09, 2008, 05:15:49 PM
Quote from: Allama on April 09, 2008, 03:00:40 PM
Trey, you are a Rick Rolling son of a bitch.  :wb:

The pleasure is all mine.  ;D :wb: ;D
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on April 09, 2008, 05:40:58 PM
I had Chinese for lunch and now I can't stop thinking about food...
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Khem on April 09, 2008, 09:27:52 PM
i am going off the deep end, i wonder who will catch me as i fall?
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on April 10, 2008, 01:56:05 PM
/me her arms out for Neil.

I just hope I'm not as poorly coordinated as usual.  ;)
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Silanis on April 10, 2008, 02:11:56 PM
I just woke up and I am pondering if i should have coffee or mountain dew....hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Allama on April 10, 2008, 02:27:53 PM
My vote is for tea.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Trey on April 11, 2008, 01:32:26 AM
Water works too.
Title: Re: This thread is entirely off-topic
Post by: Eientei on April 11, 2008, 06:10:12 AM
Talk amongst yourselves!  Here, I'll give you a topic.  The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, Roman nor an empire.  Discuss!
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Post by: Allama on April 11, 2008, 02:26:00 PM
I adore Coffee Talk.
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Post by: The Empire on April 11, 2008, 04:21:30 PM
I enjoy playing strategy games... like the Command & Conquer series... all of it... (RA2 and C&CGenerals aren't in the proper series but I play them anyway)
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Post by: Bara on April 11, 2008, 05:38:22 PM
im not sure where to use my Chimera tank.

Maybe orgryns>?
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Post by: Miller18 on April 11, 2008, 06:53:20 PM
Quote from: Eientei on April 11, 2008, 06:10:12 AM
Talk amongst yourselves!  Here, I'll give you a topic.  The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, Roman nor an empire.  Discuss!


 I pick A, and C.
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Post by: kor on April 13, 2008, 10:32:17 PM
I've been really tired this week for seemingly no reason. :-\ Pounding headaches too.  :-\
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Post by: Rozaria on April 13, 2008, 11:08:04 PM
I LOVE COOKIES!
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Post by: Bara on April 14, 2008, 12:22:12 AM
THIS IS SPARTA!

*kicks ^ down a well*
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Post by: Allama on April 14, 2008, 06:17:53 PM
/me Kor's ailment all better.
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Post by: Bara on April 14, 2008, 08:44:47 PM
*throws a rock up in the air*
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Post by: Khem on April 14, 2008, 11:29:56 PM
how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Post by: Allama on April 15, 2008, 01:31:28 PM
A fish.
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Post by: kor on April 15, 2008, 09:56:56 PM
Quote from: Allama on April 14, 2008, 06:17:53 PM
/me Kor's ailment all better.

 :wb:
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Post by: Bara on April 15, 2008, 10:03:27 PM
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

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Post by: Allama on April 16, 2008, 02:04:17 PM
/me the ancient and deeply spiritual "I Wish I Could Quit My Job" dance.
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Post by: Miller18 on April 16, 2008, 08:46:20 PM
Why are we here?
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Post by: Khem on April 16, 2008, 08:49:12 PM
life's a bitch, then death's a bitch too.
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Post by: Bara on April 16, 2008, 08:50:12 PM
well, a man and a women loved each other very much and they did somethings.

9 months later, you pooped out.
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Post by: Miller18 on April 16, 2008, 08:57:42 PM
Quote from: The Road Warrior on April 16, 2008, 08:50:12 PM
well, a man and a women loved each other very much and they did somethings.

9 months later, you pooped out.

I think you mean popped out!
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Post by: Bara on April 16, 2008, 10:02:23 PM
no, i dont.
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Post by: Allama on April 17, 2008, 02:14:53 PM
:drunks:
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Post by: Bara on April 17, 2008, 07:50:16 PM
 :trout:
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Post by: Allama on April 18, 2008, 01:36:22 PM
They'll make a statue of us and later say it's all our fault.
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Post by: The Empire on April 18, 2008, 04:03:10 PM
But our parents did it!
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Post by: Bara on April 18, 2008, 04:51:46 PM
O RLY?
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Post by: Space Raider on April 19, 2008, 07:00:26 PM
Cheese bottles and milk cups wine sharpie pens so to be disgusting. That's random. :drunks:
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Post by: Space Raider on April 19, 2008, 07:03:19 PM
Angkutaphenn of my parents cheesy lemonade. Another nutty random post.
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Post by: The Empire on April 19, 2008, 07:31:59 PM
I like chocolate
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Post by: Space Raider on April 20, 2008, 08:02:10 PM
CHEESE OF WII GAME SYSTEMS IN GUITARS!!!!!! WINE! :drunks:
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Post by: Bara on April 20, 2008, 08:33:06 PM
O RLY?