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Forum Meta => Archive => General Discussion Archive => Topic started by: Of Crazed on December 24, 2007, 10:56:09 PM

Title: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Of Crazed on December 24, 2007, 10:56:09 PM

http://goddessmine.org/

http://goddessmine.livejournal.com/

"Brrrr, it's so chilly up here! So how serendipitous that I received a brand new,  stainless steel $400 espresso machine!  It's utilizes state-of-the-art technology, and the dark espessro it brews is just scrumptious! Perfect for the holidays! Speaking of holidays (as usual!), I just LOVE how I'm getting pampered with gifts and cash while I'm on vacation! I'm doing *extremely* well on NiteFlirt, extracted $400 worth of Amazon gift certificates (collected in about - ohhh, one hour?), and was tributed $500 on PP by two-minute lawywer. Thanks - you're all a bunch of losers. But I do appreciate the fact that because *you* all have no lives, *I'm* ensured I live a great one! Right?"

"In order for you shiteaters to stay within My good graces, I expect no less than $100 for any type of tribute you make (cash, gift cards, etc.). Additionally, this is on the assumption that you piglets will make these tributes regularly - every day or every week, it's up to you pea-brains, but it is essential that your tributes are regular; I don't have the time nor the patience. "

"Every boypussy wants something a little different, and the all-knowing Goddess understands this. While the following are basic charges for My sessions, every other kink or freakish fetish you want included is an added cost, to be determined whenever fuckwads. And remember: an initial tribute along with an application is required before any discussion of services begin!


My Rates

15 min session online chat - $40
15 min session w/phone - $50
15 min session online w/cam - $70
15 min session w/ phone & cam - $80

30 min session online chat - $75
30 min session w/ phone - $95
30 min session online w/ cam - $130
30 min session w/ phone & cam - $150

1 hour session online chat - $140
1 hour session w/ phone - $180
1 hour session online w/ cam - $240
1 hour session w/ phone & cam - $270

**Any session that exceeds its time limit is $2 per minute**"

This girl defines bitch.

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Myroria on December 25, 2007, 03:19:35 AM

Reminds me of Maddox, but serious, and therefore, unfunny.

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: kor on December 25, 2007, 03:36:30 AM

Sounds like a whore to me. >_>

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Delfos on December 25, 2007, 03:59:52 AM

poor girl, maybe she doesn't know what she's doing

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Bender1968 on December 25, 2007, 04:05:19 AM

she's an an internet dominatrix.  She knows exactly what she's doing.

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: kor on December 25, 2007, 04:22:18 AM

Wow, and I thought the internet was messed before. Internet Dominatrix.......lulz. So lame. People are fuckin pathetic.

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Delfos on December 25, 2007, 04:39:19 AM

yes

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Eientei on December 25, 2007, 05:55:08 AM

Smart girl.  I'm sure there are people out there who would gladly pay for this, uh, "service".

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: kor on December 25, 2007, 06:00:42 AM

Yes.....losers.

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Delfos on December 25, 2007, 06:05:20 AM

I'm not sure if you actually understand, she's getting heavily payed to do nothing, do you even have a job?

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: kor on December 25, 2007, 08:10:02 AM

Me?! Yes I do. A very nice job in fact.

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: j delight on December 27, 2007, 06:33:35 PM

Smart and stupid all in one.

Internet Dumbinatrix, not you, Kor.

 :-P

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Anniane on December 28, 2007, 06:57:19 AM

Well, at least the internet is creating new jobs. And it takes all this off the streets, and onto a, uh, virtual street.

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Delfos on December 28, 2007, 08:01:51 AM

As far they aren't killing each other or smuggling...seems a fine progress to me. You should have Internet whore agencies in NY, probably would lower criminality, specially if they get those big screens on the front of the buildings with publicity to this agencies.

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Myroria on December 29, 2007, 01:59:59 AM

Quote from: Annex on December 28, 2007, 06:57:19 AM

Well, at least the internet is creating new jobs. And it takes all this off the streets, and onto a, uh, virtual street.

Like Snow Crash.

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: Of Crazed on December 29, 2007, 05:51:44 AM

4chan raided the site

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpdulB83Ok

Title: Re: This person holds all of us back.
Post by: kor on December 29, 2007, 12:46:47 PM

Holy Shit! Never thought I'd say this, but THANK YOU 4chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>_>

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