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Forum Meta => Archive => General Discussion Archive => Topic started by: Solnath on June 13, 2007, 03:15:06 PM
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Well, actually, to end all the excessive randomness in other threads. In other words,
Welcome to the Thread of Ultimate Randomnessosity!
That's a word.
And oh yeah, not meant for spamming, but rather all discussions that would seem off-topic in other threads. So basically, this is the off-off-topic thread.
I'll start this off by asking Larry, what part of England are you from?
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I, good sir, hail from the countryside village of Scarisbrick, close to the slightly larger town of Ormskirk, which is near the much more famous city of Southport, in North West England.
Despite its relative obscurity, I recently discovered that Scarisbrick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarisbrick) has its own page on Wikipedia.
Why do you wish to know?
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Ooh, Scarisbrick looks lovely (http://www.scarisbrick.org.uk)! Do you enjoy living there?
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in case you all are wondering where i hail from, i live on a small island called Kent Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Island%2C_Maryland). which does has it i=own Wiki page.
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Larry, because my brother lives in the same country as you do and you share the same birthday. I've had stranger coincidences.
And you might've been him.
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Ooh, Scarisbrick looks lovely (http://www.scarisbrick.org.uk)! Do you enjoy living there?
As a matter of fact, I do, although most people I know consider it to be a boring place. Note how that website has been abandoned for nearly a year. But I'm not a very social guy, so I like the isolation.
in case you all are wondering where i hail from, i live on a small island called Kent Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Island%2C_Maryland). which does has it i=own Wiki page.
Kent Island looks great too. Um, hooray for the birthplace of Elbert N. Carvel?
Larry, because my brother lives in the same country as you do and you share the same birthday. I've had stranger coincidences.
And you might've been him.
Well, have you seen him much in the past few years? I don't have a very good memory, so I could well be the same guy.
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You're not Glaswegian and I have him on MSN.
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This is going to sound really stupid, but what is/was the Lexicon?
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It's another region. Taijitu split off from it way back when. And why didn't you put this question in the Help Desk? Do you WANT us to be lonely in there? I know, I know. Forget allllllll about us. Don't bring us coffee and say "How's the weather?" *sniff*
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Trey am cry...he feel sad. Alright, I'll post this next one at the help desk.
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It's a gift. Moms are just naturally good at guilt. :D
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Alright, why is Soly a psycho Catboy and the possible savior of mankind?
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Because I'm insane but not stupid and hence I allow my dreams to live on and prosper. I'm also an extraordinary narrator and writer and thus capable to move the masses.
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Hitler was also insane...
Why do religions fight each other?
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Hitler was also insane...
Why do religions fight each other?
"Religions"? Bara?
Do You Believe In Miracles? YES!!!
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i used spellchecker...
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*Trey reverts to little kid mode.*
"Dreams DO come true, Mommy! They DO!"
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ha!
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The main thing with religious wars is....
That it's not religious, most often it's people who are either cynical and power hungry or extremists to the point of beeing heretics to their own faith that use religion as a way to gain followers that they use to get the power they think they have a right to.
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oh..... but that leaves me with 1 question....why do a lot of people in the US hate Islam? i personally don't, but when i try to say its a peace full religion, all my friends say shut up.
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oh..... but that leaves me with 1 question....why do a lot of people in the US hate Islam? i personally don't, but when i try to say its a peace full religion, all my friends say shut up.
It's just ignorance. People who don't study other religions have an easier time dismissing them as violent or barbaric, without an understanding of their true natures, their history and development. Islam is just the most convenient target for that kind of thinking in the US today.
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Just as most of the world outside of the US see you as a greedy bunch of hypocritical, genocidal maniacs with a self-victimizing complex and way too many guns per capita than what's healthy.
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then you guys meet me, right?
and the guns thing, i just like on how they work and the different kinds. by no means, am i going to go out a kill peolpe.
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Same with me, its the mechanics that's interesting, taking apart, putting together and see that it works ;D But it's always nice to work with things that's the top of their kind right? :)
And my oppinion is that if a nation has to use it's armed forces and a soldier has to use his weapon, then they have all failed long before that happens.
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yep :D
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I still think that if this thread were what if professes to be we'd have to stop making up new ones...
The Thread to End All Threads? Hmm...
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Bara, organized religions are a lot like governments. They can be just as riddled with politics and politicians. Thus, you can end up with power-hungry people leading.
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Like popes.
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Because all of the religions want to prove that their God has the biggest dick. Applies to international politics as the American "Bigger Dick Foreign Policy." For evidence, see George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
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But that's only true for zealots/extremists who in some cases want to proove their aspect of a single god has the biggest sinch that is the only 'true' aspect of the only 'true' god... Like the jewish, christian and muslim fanatics.
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This reminds me... no, wait, I already got an answer for that question. Nevermind.
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oh...
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But that's only true for zealots/extremists who in some cases want to proove their aspect of a single god has the biggest sinch that is the only 'true' aspect of the only 'true' god... Like the jewish, christian and muslim fanatics.
The only problem is that the fanatics are, in some places, the majority.
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and the US happens to think thats everybody in the Middle East.
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And the rest of the world happens to think that's everybody in America.
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yep, isnt that funny.
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Gotta love how things work nowadays.
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sure do.
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If our generation isn't already screwed, our kids will be, won't they?
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yeah. maybe next generation will be fatter.
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Is that possible?
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who knows?
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And what else[/i] are they going to have to deal with?
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/me waves.
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My point exactly!
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and they might have to deal with me to.
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I'm thinking the next generation will definitely be fatter. Fast food and electronic entertainment. There will be a wider gap between the relatively fit / healthy group and the couch potato group who gets out of breath walking up the stairs. Hope I'm wrong. But people tend to do what they want to do over what's logically better for themselves.
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the werid thing is about me, i never get fat. i can sit at the coumputer and not get fat and eat. i guess my mad typing skills burns off a lot of fat ;D
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Well, no, extremists are never in majority, but it's not hard for them to seem to be in majority since they tend to outshout everyone else that stops to think about if what is about to happen is really the best course of action.
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and then USA, the world police, (yes....i just typed that....) goes in thinking that all Muslims are evil.
And no taco, that does not make me a USA hater. I just hate the people that stereotype Muslims...
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I'm sure Taco wouldn't have called you a US hater, Bara. He knows better.
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Time to move the spamming to this thread, okay Trey?
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So, mutiple personalities, huh? Several things are starting to make a bit more sense now.
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Yes. A quite recent development, this. Max has been... away for a few years, I broke the seals three weeks ago and he woke up on Sunday.
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Under what seals was Max under?
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Mental seals.
(http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/baby_seal_picture_T3526.jpg)
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You know, I actually looked up "randomnessosity"...I feel like such an idiot.
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And so you should. Idiot. :-P
Actually, it took me a while to work out the 'mental seals' thing. Then again, I'm tired.
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Well yeah, it's what, 11:30 in England?
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About. 1:30 here.
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And you're still up? Don't you work?
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Almost exactly 11:30 here.
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Yep, work starts at eight. And?
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There is a thing called sleep...and a shower...
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Showers are evening activities for people who sleep in 15 C rooms.
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OK...and sleep?
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I'll sleep when you're dead.
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I'll bet your life on it.
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I'll see your my life and raise you Naivetry's immortal soul.
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I'll call by adding Bara's soul and raise you with a box full of Mama Khab's cookies.
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I'm sorry, Na-chan's soul is waaaaay more valuable than Bara's. I'll take that as a call.
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Ok fine, how about Bustos'? He hasn't been around in a while?
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I'll see your my life and raise you Naivetry's immortal soul.
It's already taken, sorry. O:-)
And don't listen to 'em, Bara. *smacks Soly and Trey with a trout, and offers Bara some of Mama Khab's cookies*
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Khab refills Nai's cookie supply. And idly wonders if mental seals involve cuendillar.
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I don't think so cap'n, but maybe blubber.
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(http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/baby_seal_picture_T3526.jpg)
Can I have one? Please?
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Sorry Al', but no, that's my lunch...
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Feh, greedy. That would make at LEAST two sandwiches.
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Oh, I thought you needed it alive... if you just want a bite then no problem, no problem at all... :P
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/me gets her handy machete.
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They're not alive anymore. At least, I think they're not.
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Well, that's no fun.
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That is so wrong...the poor "whatever they are"s!
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It's seals, and they are too cute to end up as anything but our snacks O:-)
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But that's why they shouldn't be snacks...they're too cute!
*Trey is still reeling from inexplicable love of yesterday's performer on America's Got Talent who "ventriloquized" Louis Armstrong's What A Wonderful World and almost moved me to tears from the sheer sachharineness. I did not see that coming.*
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Let's unspam PUR's blog. Let's spam this thread!
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Huzzah!
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Let's get this thread to, oh, say, 20 pages today?
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Probably not...unless you think we can do it in 90 minutes?
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Haste, then.
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Mucho quicko.
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I'll join in too, in an effort to stop Trey overtaking my post count.
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Good luck with that. You're only prolonging the inevitable.
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Valid point.
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And I'll prolong it for as long as possible. Who knows, you might die suddenly.
You're right though, it is inevitable. You probably have a higher posts-per-day average, and I don't care enough to defend my position properly.
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I miss my 65 posts per day. :(
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MWAHAHAHAHA!!! (And no, you outpost me 27-23, but that's just because I didn't post much at the beginning and I was inactive for about two weeks in June)
Solnath: Holy s***!
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There's a reason I'm number one. Six hour pwnage wars.
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You'd pwn everything on every page?
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Ah, yes, I remember those.
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Of course.
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WOW. :o
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What, are your pwnages only concerning the first page?
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Totally off-topic (as far as this thread has a topic): Trey, where do you stand on the ninja/pirate debate?
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No, I pwned the entire games subforum. When do you do this though...isn't anyone there to challenge you?
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I'm pretty sure Soly means the entire Games subforum too. And yes, when I arrived on the scene, I pwnblocked as much as I could.
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He takes advantage of timezones.
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Who, me?
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Both of you.
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How so?
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You're both in the UK, right?
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Finland, once again.
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Oh, right. *Trey slaps forehead.*
Solnath, even more so. The majority of the people here (at least, to my knowledge) are in the US. Therefore, when we're asleep, you're bright and spry.
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You know, I've never thought about it like that. I've been aware that you guys are awake while I'm asleep, but never considered it working the other way too.
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Yeah...
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Nope, I'm sleeping or sleepy or working.
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I should be working.
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I should be sleeping.
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It's Friday.
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Yeah, but this forum has kept me up past 1am every day this week, and I'm really tired.
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Practice restraint and moderation.
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Work = money
Sleep = time not spent concious.
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Seriously...what time is it in Finland?
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Restraint and moderation are for those who can't handle the consequences.
1:33
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When DO you sleep?
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I mainly don't. Takes too much time.
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So how do you, well, LIVE?
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I mainly don't. Takes too much time.
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So you're a zombie?
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Not really.
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So WHAT ARE YOU?
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It's a long story.
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Tell me.
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I'm a quasi-physical being created by a future imperative to exist.
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Okaaaayyy...
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That's the short version for those who know what it means.
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What's the long version?
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Too long for this spam session.
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Not really.
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What happened to the time limit?
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What time limit?
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Page 20 in 90 minutes.
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Huh?
Que?
Ma?
Not getting it.
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We tried to AI this thread to page 20 in 90 minutes.
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Ah. Not looking like it worked. Whatever happened to posting "Chuck Norris is God" a few hundred times? That usually inflates a thread beyond belief.
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We prefer random, coherent content. Besides, Chuck Norris sucks.
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How dare you doubt his immortal holiness! :trout:
j/k. Tis his suckiness that makes him God.
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He's not even the suckiest one.
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Well who would you give that title to? Mr. Rodgers?
(hooray USUD)
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Hey, he won!
Well, if I have to give it immediately, Dolph Lundgren or Steven Seagal.
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Well, given that Seagal could at least deliver his lines in a creepy manner, we'll call it Lundgren.
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I -like- Steven Segal. Or however the heck it's spelled. Kinda Brando-ish.
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Seagull.
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K'kaw?
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The correct form of that would be Khu'qhwa or, as the French state it, Quorquoi.
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Quorquoi sounds like some sort of fruit.
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huh?
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Well, where do I put this? The reply link in the Medieval RP thread is broken and automatically relins me to Rock, paper, Scissors
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that sucks.
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The correct form of that would be Khu'qhwa or, as the French state it, Quorquoi.
I prefer the way the Chinese say it, Kǎ kā (卡咖). To translate......CHECK THE COFFEE!!!
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ummm..ok.
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Well, where do I put this? The reply link in the Medieval RP thread is broken and automatically relins me to Rock, paper, Scissors
You can always message Limi or Elu about that sort of thing since they're the forum admins. Or over at the Help Desk (http://forum.taijitu.org/community-office/the-help-desk/0/) because we can always contact the proper people.
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What, are your pwnages only concerning the first page?
Hell, if that counts even I've pwned it a number of times. It doesn't, of course, but if it did I'd number among the Games Spammer Elite (for the record :P).
Well who would you give that title to? Mr. Rodgers?
Mr. Rogers was a saint! You hear me? A SAINT!
I -like- Steven Segal. Or however the heck it's spelled. Kinda Brando-ish.
Given, of course, that Marlon Brando was approximately 437 times sexier.
/me drools over Sayonara for a while.
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I -like- Steven Segal. Or however the heck it's spelled. Kinda Brando-ish.
If Steven Seagull was Brando-ish, then Adam Sandler is Jack Nicholson-ish.
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Well who would you give that title to? Mr. Rodgers?
Mr. Rogers was a saint! You hear me? A SAINT!
This is quite true. But then what does that make the trolley? God?
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The trolley is the stairway to heaven.
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This is quite true. But then what does that make the trolley? God?
The Holy Spirit, obviously.
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So who's Jesus?
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Prince Tuesday.
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And what about Sir Thursday?
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Jesus was a royal figure, not a knight.
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Sir Thursday (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Thursday)...
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Sir Thursday is afflicted with the deadly sin of wrath.
I'd say that puts him out of the running.
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True.
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???
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That just makes him the OT God.
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The overtime God?
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I came up with the same thing Trey. How exactly does that work Soly?
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Old Testament, heathens.
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*slaps head*
Now I'm going to feel stupid for the next 2 minutes. Indeed old testament is quite wrathful.
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Only two minutes? I've got hours of stupidity left in the tank.
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Where'd you get that much? Usually I can't afford more than a few minutes.
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Oh, you've got it...you just haven't ascended to the point where you can harness it. We all have years worth of pent-up stupidity. We may not ever use all of it.
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He's black. He stole it.
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Oooooh. I should call some of my black contacts to pay you a visit.
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you know, mentioning stupidity, im a Professional Idiot!
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Only one of the best, Bara!
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yep!
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You should put that in your signature.
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Agreed.
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Something we can agree on.
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i might and trey, i hope your Happy about this, im going to take off the Fallen Earrth pic.
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well, now we only have that ginormous 300 picture to be irritated off ;)
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hey! and besides, i already had fallen earth fan in my sig, so i took off the pic.
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i might and trey, i hope your Happy about this, im going to take off the Fallen Earrth pic.
Well, you haven't been as f*****g crazy about Fallen Earth lately; I had sort of forgotten about it. With that said... :congrats: