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Forum Meta => Archive => General Discussion Archive => Topic started by: Anniane on September 09, 2007, 07:54:36 PM

Title: The Only Important Question
Post by: Anniane on September 09, 2007, 07:54:36 PM
LENIN (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Y-czxmb9EU) OR REAGAN
 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wqN-mbPP5Qs&mode=related&search=)
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Zimmerwald on September 09, 2007, 08:04:07 PM
Whoever wins, many lulz will ensue.

However, if zombie Luxembourg enters the fray, the outcome in her favorcannot be in doubt.
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Durnia on September 09, 2007, 08:07:57 PM
It has to be Lenin!
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Algerianbania on September 09, 2007, 08:08:59 PM
Trotsky would enter this fight and show these bitches how to really mess it up.
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Zimmerwald on September 09, 2007, 08:09:29 PM
Luxembourg > Trotsky.  Trotsky ph4ils.
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Algerianbania on September 09, 2007, 10:26:38 PM
NOOO!
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Zimmerwald on September 10, 2007, 03:48:32 PM
 :trout:
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Allama on September 11, 2007, 03:11:32 PM
Zombie Lenin would win, but suffer a near-fatal wound that would begin to recover but become infected and kill him weeks later.
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Lord Oberon on January 25, 2008, 06:48:31 PM
Zombies are immune to infection:

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Wouldn't it be poetic to destroy things infected by a virus [Solanum, the virus that reanimates zombies] with another virus? Unfortunately, this is not an option. Viruses attack only living cells. They have no effect on the dead. The same is true of bacteria. Several laboratory attempts have been made to culture and spread necrotizing fasciitis(a flesh-eating bacterial disease) among captured zombies. None have proved successful
from The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, 2003. (Chapter 2: Weapons and combat techniques, Section 7: Other weapons, Subsection 3: Biological Warfare. Page 55.
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Bara on January 26, 2008, 03:08:12 PM
Quote from: Lord Oberon on January 25, 2008, 06:48:31 PM
Zombies are immune to infection:

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Wouldn't it be poetic to destroy things infected by a virus [Solanum, the virus that reanimates zombies] with another virus? Unfortunately, this is not an option. Viruses attack only living cells. They have no effect on the dead. The same is true of bacteria. Several laboratory attempts have been made to culture and spread necrotizing fasciitis(a flesh-eating bacterial disease) among captured zombies. None have proved successful
from The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, 2003. (Chapter 2: Weapons and combat techniques, Section 7: Other weapons, Subsection 3: Biological Warfare. Page 55.

Thats why i need the book!!!
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Myroria on January 26, 2008, 03:43:51 PM
They are both immortal! The only possible result from a Reagan-Lenin throwdown will be the universe's destruction.
Title: Re: The Only Important Question
Post by: Lord Oberon on January 27, 2008, 12:04:00 PM
No multi-part system is immortal. Any could be broken down into atomic particles, destroying all chemical, electrical and physical activity and relationships.

Of course the energy required may lead to said universe's destruction.