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Offline kor

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The Good Wife Guide
« on: February 13, 2008, 10:33:07 PM »


I lol'd.
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Offline Xyrael

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2008, 10:34:02 PM »
I like this!  :clap: All women need to follow these very basic guidelines!

especially the whole
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After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Oh boy, my darling is gonna read this and make an angry face! CUTE! It's worth the yellin I'm gonna hear!
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Offline Eientei

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2008, 11:55:14 PM »
And be sure to suppress your frustration in a deep, dark corner of your heart so that it chews away at you good, good and nice, until all the life is sucked out of you.
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Offline Xyrael

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 12:36:12 AM »
Learn your place!  :whip:  ;D aw I jest, women should have equal rights, go sign up for the draft and let's all be happy
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Offline Reine de Tourençal

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 12:48:11 AM »
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Put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking


*Strangles Xy with the ribbon in my hair*

Know your place! :whip:
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Offline Xyrael

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2008, 12:50:41 AM »
hehehe I love women, they're so cute, especially her ^ hehe

YOU WOULD STRANGLE ME WITH IT TOO WOULDN'T YOU!

* Xyrael pulls out the cuffs.
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Offline Rock Briken

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2008, 12:51:25 AM »
"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him."


Lol'd hard at that one.
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Offline Of Crazed

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2008, 12:51:48 AM »
Bitches Aint Shit.
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Offline Reine de Tourençal

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2008, 12:55:15 AM »
Careful you might get yelled at!! That's inappropriate for younger children!!!


*Aiko does not participate in inappropriate actions


It's not lady like ;D



and OC...shut up
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Offline Xyrael

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 12:59:50 AM »
lol @ my gf, hunney don't be gay for me it's not more interesting lol i prefer getting all the attention hehe
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Offline Reine de Tourençal

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2008, 01:01:30 AM »
no threesomes then? darn
















just kidding ;D
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Offline kor

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2008, 01:11:28 AM »
You should never joke about something so serious.  :-P
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Offline Reine de Tourençal

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2008, 01:14:20 AM »
Well, you don't have to worry cuz you won't be in the threesome....or will you??
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Offline kor

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2008, 01:18:54 AM »
 :o  :-*  O:-)  :clap:
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Offline Reine de Tourençal

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Re: The Good Wife Guide
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2008, 01:52:06 AM »
Hmmmmm think Xy will go for it?
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