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Offline Space Raider

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The Gallows
« on: April 26, 2008, 06:47:45 PM »
On my last execution topic, nobody liked the guillotine. How about the gallows? Is that better?  :shrug:I mean, you don't die right away.
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 10:00:11 PM »
If you're thinking it's strangulation it isn't. It's breaking your neck.
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2008, 10:03:40 PM »
Space Raider, I think you're thinking of auto-erotic asphyxiation. To which I say: keep your sick fetishes to yourself. This perverse behavior is not welcome here.
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2008, 10:09:31 PM »
Quote from: korageous on April 26, 2008, 10:03:40 PM
Space Raider, I think you're thinking of auto-erotic asphyxiation. To which I say: keep your sick fetishes to yourself. This perverse behavior is not welcome here.

Kor, I think you're thinking of a higher standard than this forum has. To which I say: Space Raider, share all your sick fetishes. This perverse behaviour is quite welcome here.
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2008, 10:15:37 PM »
Damn, you're right. Continue.
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Offline Myroria

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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2008, 10:41:32 PM »
If you actually thought hanging was asphyxiation, and you knew we didn't like the guillotine for its brutality...then why would we like strangulation better?
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Offline Space Raider

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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2008, 08:55:52 PM »
What's asphyxiation?
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2008, 09:07:32 PM »
It's the scientific term for the process by which egg laying mammals reproduce, pronounced [ˈejsfˌajksəʃn].
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Offline kor

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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2008, 09:08:46 PM »
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2008, 09:29:00 PM »
I once saw an Ornithorhynchus anatinus asphyxiating...found it rather odd, always thought those guys were venomous.
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2008, 09:38:27 PM »
[size=99] O RLY?[/size]
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2008, 12:25:28 AM »
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2008, 01:31:10 AM »
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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2008, 01:43:32 AM »
MYRO, SIMPLY DELETING THAT POST DOES NOT REMOVE IT FROM MY MEMORY!
« Last Edit: April 28, 2008, 01:47:44 AM by korageous »
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Offline Myroria

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Re: The Gallows
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2008, 01:51:37 AM »
FINE, HERE IT IS:

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